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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:22 PM Author: motley domesticated abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126505) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM Author: Mind-boggling Bisexual Dysfunction I'm not, but I re-opened and closed it. Please let me know if you can access. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126519) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM Author: motley domesticated abode Oh, okay. Make sure you version up next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126533) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:27 PM Author: French sick box office [Junior Partner] told me to input the changes in the same version. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126585) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:28 PM Author: motley domesticated abode Okay, did you save it as a new document? Because I'm in the latest version and I don't see the changes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126598) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:30 PM Author: Mind-boggling Bisexual Dysfunction I can't check to see if changes are there because you are in the document. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126609) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM Author: motley domesticated abode I'm out. I got your redline. Should I work in the document or use the redline and save a new document?
Okay, stop. I'm saving a new document. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM Author: Lavender senate messiness Please accept all prior changes after saving as a new version. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126644) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:34 PM Author: motley domesticated abode Which prior changes? The redline? Why are they showing in blue? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126657) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM Author: French sick box office Sorry, I think I forgot to accept track changes before redlining. Will correct and revert shortly. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126865) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:35 PM Author: French sick box office Should we check with [Junior Partner] first? Pretty sure he wanted the changes in the same document and the same version. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126663) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:37 PM Author: motley domesticated abode I just spoke to him, he's at his kid's recital. He says a new document is okay, but to use track changes and send a blackline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126684) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:38 PM Author: French sick box office Are you sure he said to BOTH track changes AND send a blackline? Seems redundant. Pretty sure he was unhappy the last time we did that. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126698) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:40 PM Author: motley domesticated abode It didn't make sense to me, but thats what he said. This is for the Russian clients and it's what they want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126719) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:49 PM Author: French sick box office If it is for the Russian clients then why are we billing under 099925.003? Also, shouldn't we be saving on the London server instead of US1? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126803) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM Author: motley domesticated abode Wait, are you the timekeeper billing everything on that number? I've been looking for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126879) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:59 PM Author: French sick box office [Junior Partner] said to temporarily bill under that client-matter number until he sends a new one. I have not received an updated number. Please let me know what the new number is. When do I absolutely need to correct the time by? Please note that it will take a few hours to review my records and I have already closed out my time for last week so I will need to send a note to Jerry in order to correct. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126910) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:07 PM Author: motley domesticated abode Are you serious? The new number is 099925.004.
It's March 3, all time closes in 54 minutes.
You need to cancel out all time that has already transferred and enter with new descriptions and delete all ABA approved codes - this client doesn't do those codes - and close it out in 53 minutes.
The client writes our time off if it's late at all. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM Author: French sick box office *Drops everything and begins frantically dealing with inputting time*
*heart is racing for all 52 minutes. Time is closed out. Whew. Oh shit, I missed a few! HURRY!* |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM Author: motley domesticated abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127068) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM Author: French sick box office That isn't all that remarkable. I have had, a few days before a closing, an urgent request to input and close out time. You know, right during that crunch when you just fucking know it will be an all nighter, possibly 2 back to back. It can't wait a few days, the client NEEDS to know now so they can begin arguing with the partner or even so they can move up the closing to give you LESS time. Unfortunately, what makes this thread amusing is that all of the shit ITT is truly standard bullshit you deal with on a daily basis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127156) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM Author: copper therapy theater *puts gun in mouth* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126985) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM Author: French sick box office *After you finish this in the middle of the night, you wearily wonder if there is something else you have to do before heading home and getting 4 hours of sleep*
*You realize the fucking changes on an exhibit were never input*
*You seriously feel tears beginning to well up*
*Worse, you do the most beta thing imaginable*
Hi [Senior Associate],
I finished inputting the time as requested. Don't worry, I got it in before the 3am deadline. I know I need to input the changes to Exhibit Y, but after that is there anything else that needs to be done tonight before I head out?
Thanks, [Miserable Associate] |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM Author: crimson bawdyhouse hissy fit Thanks. Yes, we need to conform the footers' font size and alignment across exhibits. Please use the format from the version of Exhibit L we turned before that became exhibit M. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127066) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM Author: motley domesticated abode -There are two kinds. Serif or sans serif?
*receives no response*
*waits in office overnight til senior partner comes in*
-Serif or sans serif?
-What are you talking about? I looked at the original [junior partner] sent and it was fine so I forwarded it to the client last night around 6 p.m. Forgot to bcc you. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:28 PM Author: French sick box office *swallows outrage*
Oh, I'm glad it got taken care of. So is there anything else I can do on this matter or are we all set?
*hopes he can sneak out over lunch and take a nap, even if only for an hour or two*
*wonders if he can still bill the time he spent waiting* |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM Author: crimson bawdyhouse hissy fit I think we've handled everything on this for now. But you should stop by [Jr. Partner's] office ASAP. He needs a junior for another deal that's heating up. I'll tell him you're stopping by. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127225) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM Author: copper therapy theater *jr associate receiving this email from partner while walking home for the night*
"Oh god, oh-" |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM Author: Lavender senate messiness LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126628) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM Author: motley domesticated abode Or on a date (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126643) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:35 PM Author: obsidian fat ankles tanning salon lol @ the notion of biglaw associates going on dates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126670) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM Author: French sick box office I'm getting horrible flashbacks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126680) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM Author: big abusive telephone I emailed document services - they said they couldn't check it back in. Can you please send my a PDF of your hand markup? Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126678) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM Author: Lavender senate messiness oh god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126708) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:40 PM Author: obsidian fat ankles tanning salon whoa, lil too close to home with this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126717) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:47 PM Author: French sick box office (after spending 30 minutes getting back in the office)
*computer freezes as you attempt to close the document*
*calls help desk*
Miserable Associate: Hi, I can't check the document back in. Can you please close it out on your end? All changes were already saved.
Help Desk: Just close the document on your computer, please.
Miserable Associate: The computer is frozen.
Help Desk: Were you trying to exit via the "X" at the top right instead of using File to Exit as per policy?
Miserable Associate: (lies) Um, I used File to Exit and it froze anyway.
Help Desk: I'm going to need to put you on hold.
*Email pops up from senior associate*: "Miserable Associate, I promised [Junior Partner] we would have his changes input and turned over by now with both cleaned and redlined versions. Please update on status and ETA ASAP. Thanks."
(it is 1am, and Miserable Associate looks out his window to see a crowd of tourists leaving a bar, laughing. The temptation to open said window and jump out is almost overwhelming) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM Author: French sick box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126872) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM Author: ungodly cowardly institution rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127450) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:34 AM Author: peach stain FUCK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127578) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:58 AM Author: Aromatic police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128828) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:00 AM Author: spruce friendly grandma whorehouse Does every firm have the don't use x to close policy? It's ridiculous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128831) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:19 PM Author: magical incel toilet seat It's because if you are using Citrix it is easy as fuck to mistakenly close your whole virtual desktop. Still stupid though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132069) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM Author: Insane green shrine never heard of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132084) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:32 PM Author: French sick box office The hilarious thing is that it really doesn't matter at all but if you call the help desk because something got messed up they inevitably ask some stupid BS like that or "when was the last time you rebooted?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132574) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 7:00 PM Author: big abusive telephone TCR. Although, this does matter because they push backdoor fixes to machines update shit they previously fucked up without telling their superiors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25266870) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:15 AM Author: Floppy Half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128855) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: big abusive telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128973) |
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Date: March 6th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: vivacious beta love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25144248) |
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Date: March 20th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: provocative cobalt laser beams black woman Fuck, this hit home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25227898) |
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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:39 AM Author: vivacious beta love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#27404866) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:06 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone giraffe masturbator *Runs headfirst into glass door dividing the offices from the lobby* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#34368106) |
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Date: April 14th, 2022 3:34 PM Author: motley domesticated abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#44339790) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM Author: motley domesticated abode Law students, GAZE UPON YOUR FUTURE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126707) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:53 PM Author: French sick box office Seriously, this thread should be a sticky. If this seems riveting to you then you've found the right profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126850) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:56 PM Author: copper therapy theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126887) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:09 PM Author: motley domesticated abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25131573) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:25 PM Author: Razzmatazz sickened point sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#34368293) |
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Date: August 11th, 2023 11:46 AM Author: motley domesticated abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#46656788) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:57 PM Author: twinkling unholy garrison nibblets Some 180 shit in here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126890) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house really tough guy this thread makes me want to kill myself and i'm not even a lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126977) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:20 PM Author: French sick box office *Just when you're at your breaking point, near a literal meltdown, you open mint.com. You don't know whether to feel good or awful. Your paycheck got deposited. A solid sum. Then you look at your net worth. Negative. 6 figures. A single tear begins to run down your cheek.*
*Another email from [Senior Associate] pops up* |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:52 PM Author: Insane green shrine lol fuck stop stop stop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127330) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM Author: motley domesticated abode six years a slave, three more til nobreakfastpwned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127352) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: French sick box office If one eats shit consistently and is lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127518) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM Author: aphrodisiac alpha queen of the night 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127033) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:21 PM Author: comical ruby private investor *blows brains out* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127097) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:22 PM Author: vivacious beta love of her life jesus and that's exactly what it's like too, you didn't even have to exaggerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127117) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM Author: motley domesticated abode Yeah, it's not a very funny thread. It's just a transcript. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127147) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:38 PM Author: Glittery turdskin crackhouse It is pretty funny if you have only worked in shitlaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127245) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:46 PM Author: cerebral high-end international law enforcement agency parlour you don't have document management in shitlaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127291) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:48 PM Author: motley domesticated abode Oh yeah man, I have one of those jump drive things. I use folders. Do you use foldering? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127306) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:49 PM Author: Glittery turdskin crackhouse I don't even know what "document management" means. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127315) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:53 PM Author: cerebral high-end international law enforcement agency parlour so you don't know what they are talking about when they say "checking in the document"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127335) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM Author: motley domesticated abode It sounds absurd when you put it in quotes.
"Version up" please. |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: cerebral high-end international law enforcement agency parlour will do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127470) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: Glittery turdskin crackhouse I was able to figure it out. I had to read the first few posts a couple of times. It is complete anarchy at my current firm. I wouldn't even know where to begin. People over the years started creating sub-folders with ALL CAPS to make them easier to find. It is impossible to tell someone how to find a particular client's folder because everyone has their own way of doing things. One paralegal I had (the worst one EVER) saved everything onto her desktop. She lasted like three months, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127404) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: cerebral high-end international law enforcement agency parlour weird. that is a terrible way to organize. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127468) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Insane green shrine lol mine has a real doc management system, but there's another server the firm uses for other stuff where it's anarchy like that
dozens of competing folders with "aaaaaaaa" and numbers at the beginning to get to the top of the list so that the lazyass boomers and hr 'specialists' who create them don't have to scroll down the alphabetically organized directory |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:38 PM Author: comical ruby private investor lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25131391) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:45 PM Author: violent lay Do they know that you can start typing the name of the folder and jump to it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25131428) |
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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:37 AM Author: learning disabled hell Aaaa00000. Marys files (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#27404857) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM Author: doobsian ticket booth roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127344) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: magical incel toilet seat Still the accuracy is impressive even if you're basically copy pastaing real emails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132032) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM Author: Irradiated famous landscape painting trump supporter did you ever fuck up a doc and call the IT people to restore the prior versions, praying that one of them would be what you need?
i did this once and getting the restored version was like finding the ark of the covenant. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM Author: motley domesticated abode I once clicked "Don't Save" and called IT and was like, "Is there any kind of fail safe?" and the dude pretty hilariously said, "Yeah, when it asked you to save, you should have said yes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127136) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM Author: Irradiated famous landscape painting trump supporter a 180 response to a 120.. moment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127150) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM Author: vivacious beta love of her life lol, if you were an IT guy at a firm you could ruin lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127154) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:47 PM Author: cerebral high-end international law enforcement agency parlour I did this once. Almost started crying.
Turn out that redoing edits the second time is much much easier. |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 3:11 PM Author: French sick box office If you believe that edits are easier the second time around then you are partnership material. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25130260) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:15 PM Author: magical incel toilet seat It's easier as long as you are not conforming edits from some insane fuck's version. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132042) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: French sick box office But that's exactly what you're doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132587) |
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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:14 AM Author: motley domesticated abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#26748579) |
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Date: February 28th, 2015 2:13 AM Author: motley domesticated abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#27404437) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:08 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone giraffe masturbator Fuck. lol. bro probably high-fived his fellow bros. *Cheeto dust peppering the floor* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#34368127) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM Author: French sick box office The worst moment I had was when the computer crashed and the last saved version was hours ago (even though I had set autosave to once ever 3 minutes). Called the help desk. They listened, then said that they can reinstall MS Office the next day, but that the document was gone forever. Could have gone home at midnight, went home at 6am instead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127217) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:36 PM Author: tripping gaming laptop resort jesus Christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127234) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:48 PM Author: French sick box office The only thing worse than doing mind numbing work in the middle of the night is redoing it even later because of random nonsense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127304) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:03 AM Author: tripping gaming laptop resort I would cry. I would need to cry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127438) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: French sick box office You are beyond crying at that point. You feel absolutely dead inside. There is a brief spark of rage and dispair but it dies out quickly. You tell yourself it will go faster this time. This is a lie and you know it. You stare at the wall for literally 15 minutes. Then you start again, telling yourself that this is the last time this will happen. Another lie. You know this too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127558) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: Insane green shrine hauntingly accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127594) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:59 AM Author: Lavender senate messiness I know this experience too well. looking back, I feel like I should always have said fuck it, gotten good sleep, and popped an addy while redoing it in the morning after sleeping.
I def feel like a lot of late-nighters are self-inflicted or unnecessary, the result of unwillingness to push back, manage expectations or say "X happened, I may not be able to get this to you until noon tomorrow".
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:13 AM Author: French sick box office I tried that after I lateraled. It doesn't fly. The all nighters are expected and if you avoid them you will get crap. In fact, so complete is the brainwashing that you won't sleep well if you blow it off because you know there will be consequences. You imagine the phone buzzing, an irate senior or partner demanding a status update. Hours pass until your alarm goes off. You wish you just got it done last night. Next time you just work through it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128849) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: Lavender senate messiness Perhaps you get shit for not killing yourself on all-nighters, yes. But either way, you eat shit, and no matter how good you are, the firm can drop you like THAT *snaps fingers*. So maybe not getting brain damage and depression as a result of sleeplessness is more worth it in the long run than occasionally frustrating a superior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128866) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:25 AM Author: French sick box office I see your point, but you WILL get canned much sooner if you start blowing off all night fire drills. Your reviews will get crappier immediately too. Biglaw long timers have little sympathy for your need for sleep and view your refusal as blatant insubordination. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128887) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM Author: Irradiated famous landscape painting trump supporter cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128864) |
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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:15 AM Author: motley domesticated abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#26748586) |
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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:57 PM Author: motley domesticated abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#33450394) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:06 PM Author: Transparent 180 mood I had this happen to me but printed out an earlier version and hade my secretary literally retype the entire brief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#28133028) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:37 PM Author: tripping gaming laptop resort This thread = why Big Law is not worth the pay check. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127236) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:44 PM Author: Fragrant Trailer Park this shit makes me want to throw a chair through the window (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127285) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:56 PM Author: vivacious beta love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127367) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM Author: vibrant rough-skinned church 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127342) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: motley domesticated abode Not flame, my heart is still racing and I'm seething with rage from this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127397) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:14 AM Author: French sick box office I'm long in-house and this brings it all back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127493) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM Author: swashbuckling tattoo kitty literally LOLing at this thread.
amazing. |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: Insane green shrine "I can't see the changes. Where are we on this? It was late as of last Monday and we need to get it out ASAP. We can't let this one piece push our timeline back."
*sees this email after going out to eat and grab a few drinks on a nice saturday afternoon* *changes can't be seen because system doesn't update checked-out documents* *was forced onto this 'late' project 3 days ago*
"On my way to the office, will double-check the changes and check out as soon as I get there."
*has minimum of 2, likely 4 hours of work ahead converting rough draft to final* *dies a little more inside*
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509061&mc=35&forum_id=2#25125456 |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: marvelous carnelian field Will revert and circulate. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127606) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:46 AM Author: French sick box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128806) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:50 AM Author: cyan market 180 thread. almost as good as "hello? who just joined" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128812) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: Saffron internal respiration liquid oxygen Second (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128817) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:16 AM Author: motley domesticated abode 2 for 2. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128857) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:19 AM Author: French sick box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128867) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: Silver philosopher-king dragon itt: weak faggots crying about having to work hard for their absurd salaries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128820) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:06 AM Author: French sick box office (senior associate or junior partner) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128837) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM Author: motley domesticated abode *De-kerns quotations*
*works hard*
*went $200k in debt for this* |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: violent lay "*De-kerns quotations*"
Why would you do that?
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:26 PM Author: motley domesticated abode [Junior partner] said to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25131725) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:17 PM Author: magical incel toilet seat I noticed some smart quotes in version 3.7. Remember that BIGINHOUSECOUNSEL frowns on smart quotes, so I hope you changed all of those in version 4.2.Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132057) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:16 PM Author: motley domesticated abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25676212) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM Author: magical incel toilet seat (1st year who will be mirthlessly reading this thread in three years, read his own comment and think "what a dumbfuck" before consciousness of the significance of the "edit" button dawns on him.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132086) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:08 PM Author: motley domesticated abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#34368129) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: Floppy Half-breed This happened to me during my first year in BigLaw:
*Partner makes edits to a document* *Closes out and walks to my office*
Partner: CCS. I need you to look at the changes I made to the document. Here, pull it up. I want to show you something I did to the table.
Me: *Opens latest version*
Partner: Ok. Scroll down. Wait! Wrong version. Open the newest one. I think it is version 20.
Me: This is the newest version. It shows that it hasn't been worked on since two days ago.
Partner: *Mouth agape* Fuck my ass. What did you do?
Me: Nothing. I just opened it right now. You were standing right there.
*Partner runs to his office* *Doesn't realize he never saved the document he worked on* [I think he opened the doc from an email and just closed it out.]
[After about an hour or so with IT, he calls me into his office.]
Partner: CCS. I need you to stay late tonight. We need to work on this document together.
Me: Ok. I will be in my office. Let me know how I can help.
Partner: No! Bring the previous version of the document and the rulebook. Sit down and help me find references.
*two hours pass by and it is now 9 pm* *I have only done like .1 worth of billing, but I will be billing for the entire time*
Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?
Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.
Me: Ok.
*It is finally 2 am and I probably only did about .3 billing*
Partner: Ok. Let's go home. Thanks for staying late.
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:20 AM Author: Lavender senate messiness maybe he just wanted company (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128869) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: French sick box office This abuse is hardly noteworthy. That is fairly normal. Except usually they let you get food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128875) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Floppy Half-breed It is more about the waste of resources. I billed 8 hours to a matter, when the reality is that I only did about .3 hours worth of billing. Also, the food shit pissed me off. The fucker wouldn't let me leave. I would get up to take a piss, and he would respond: "Where are going? You arn't leaving, are you?" Me: No, I am just going to take a piss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128883) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:28 AM Author: French sick box office That is normal too. How many all nighters did I pull where the next day we get a pencils down email because the deal is on hold (permanently)? A lot of time they pay us but they don't even ask for the work product because the deal is dead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128895) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:40 PM Author: spectacular chartreuse main people "Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?
Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.
Me: Ok."
I don't know why, but I lol'd hard as fuck at this part |
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