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Have a nice Monday ballbags--I'm golfing and getting laid today

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laughsome know-it-all piazza
  06/15/26
(public coursemo)
Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone
  06/15/26
Lol no
laughsome know-it-all piazza
  06/15/26
it's Monday dumbass. private clubs all close on Mondays.
Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone
  06/15/26
All of them?? Wow, you know a lot.
laughsome know-it-all piazza
  06/15/26
I do and yes literally all of them close on mondays. it's ju...
Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone
  06/15/26
Amazing. Such vast knowledge of the world must be burdensom...
laughsome know-it-all piazza
  06/15/26
It isn't at all. Private course = closed on monday. it's t...
Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone
  06/15/26
lol, ok bud. Amazing to me that you actually believe that n...
laughsome know-it-all piazza
  06/15/26
He's right. Almost every upscale club in the country is clos...
deep partner meetinghouse
  06/15/26
caddy golf mondays were fun back in the old days
Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone
  06/15/26
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deep partner meetinghouse
  06/15/26
"private clubs all close on Mondays" maybe OP's...
Wine Vibrant Locale Police Squad
  06/18/26
that could have been the case but yea probably not
Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone
  06/18/26
arent there US open playoffs held on mondays?
gaped cyan chad
  06/18/26
He did mention "workarounds for some people"
electric candlestick maker
  06/18/26
yes and regular tour events do monday qualifying for the tou...
Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone
  06/18/26
edit: apparently the us open switched to a same-day playoff....
gaped cyan chad
  06/18/26
wtf? that's gay as fuck and 18 hole playoff was prestigious...
Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone
  06/18/26
it's prestigious, but anticlimactic and terrible for fans. w...
gaped cyan chad
  06/18/26
My prole private club only closes for a maintenance day ~1 M...
Lake excitant locus boistinker
  06/18/26
calling ppl ballbags is a 180 insult btw
Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone
  06/19/26


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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:01 AM
Author: laughsome know-it-all piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49939651)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone

(public coursemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49940023)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: laughsome know-it-all piazza

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49940690)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone

it's Monday dumbass. private clubs all close on Mondays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49940715)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: laughsome know-it-all piazza

All of them?? Wow, you know a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49940719)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone

I do and yes literally all of them close on mondays. it's just one of those things. kind of like using toilet paper instead of your left index finger to wipe your asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49940726)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: laughsome know-it-all piazza

Amazing. Such vast knowledge of the world must be burdensome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49940740)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone

It isn't at all. Private course = closed on monday. it's that simple.

Find me one that is open 7 days a week. I'll wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49940746)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: laughsome know-it-all piazza

lol, ok bud. Amazing to me that you actually believe that none are "open" or that there aren't workarounds sometimes for some people. Sounds like you've been a guest at some shitty clubs with a newish member.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49940771)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: deep partner meetinghouse

He's right. Almost every upscale club in the country is closed on mondays.

It's nice hitting the muni's occasionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49940751)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone

caddy golf mondays were fun back in the old days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49940764)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: deep partner meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49940790)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: Wine Vibrant Locale Police Squad

"private clubs all close on Mondays"

maybe OP's playing in a charity event? even the fanciest places sometimes host events on mondays.

likely not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49946671)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone

that could have been the case but yea probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49946675)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: gaped cyan chad

arent there US open playoffs held on mondays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49946681)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: electric candlestick maker

He did mention "workarounds for some people"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49946688)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone

yes and regular tour events do monday qualifying for the tour scrubs to try to get into the field for the week. I highly doubt that applies to the OP.

Jr golf and other random amateur stuff at private clubs they usually have on Mondays as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49946691)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: gaped cyan chad

edit: apparently the us open switched to a same-day playoff. that 18-hole monday playoff was ttt as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49946695)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone

wtf? that's gay as fuck and 18 hole playoff was prestigious as fuck. Tiger being forced to grind out a full fifth round at Torrey Pines with a broken tibia and a torn acl was probably the most ballsy golf moment of this century even if it was against rocco mediate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49946698)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: gaped cyan chad

it's prestigious, but anticlimactic and terrible for fans. wagecucks cant spend monday watching shit shit. plus, most of the monday playoffs havent been so competitive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49946718)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: Lake excitant locus boistinker

My prole private club only closes for a maintenance day ~1 Monday per month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49946767)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Lascivious Shaky Chapel Telephone

calling ppl ballbags is a 180 insult btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874402&forum_id=2),#49950708)