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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
| vigorous well-lubricated bawdyhouse | 04/24/15 |
| heady mauve space sex offender | 04/24/15 |
| geriatric brass candlestick maker | 04/24/15 |
| buff glittery haunted graveyard | 04/24/15 |
| Adventurous Nofapping Parlor | 10/22/15 |
| Vermilion State | 10/22/15 |
| tantric chartreuse property | 10/22/15 |
| Lascivious twinkling hunting ground alpha | 10/22/15 |
| diverse school | 10/22/15 |
| Word combinations | 10/08/25 |
| Maroon wild boiling water mediation | 10/22/15 |
| vigorous well-lubricated bawdyhouse | 05/16/16 |
| Carnelian self-absorbed kitty cat | 05/16/16 |
| vigorous well-lubricated bawdyhouse | 05/16/16 |
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| vigorous well-lubricated bawdyhouse | 05/16/16 |
| Opaque telephone clown | 12/28/16 |
| Deep Laughsome Institution | 12/28/16 |
| razzle-dazzle turdskin gas station | 12/28/16 |
| Opaque telephone clown | 11/11/20 |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: vigorous well-lubricated bawdyhouse It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: heady mauve space sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: geriatric brass candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: buff glittery haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Adventurous Nofapping Parlor did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Vermilion State "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: tantric chartreuse property (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Lascivious twinkling hunting ground alpha "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: diverse school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Maroon wild boiling water mediation (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: vigorous well-lubricated bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Carnelian self-absorbed kitty cat who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: vigorous well-lubricated bawdyhouse Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Carnelian self-absorbed kitty cat whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: vigorous well-lubricated bawdyhouse CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Opaque telephone clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Deep Laughsome Institution 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: razzle-dazzle turdskin gas station "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Opaque telephone clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Zombie-like nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2),#49335487) |