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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
razzle jew
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
exhilarant offensive piazza idiot
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
razzle jew
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
exhilarant offensive piazza idiot
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
razzle jew
  10/03/12
dat racis
provocative temple faggotry
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
Fishy Double Fault
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
ebony filthy brunch
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Racy station antidepressant drug
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
frozen aromatic sanctuary reading party
  10/11/12
180
Gold trip rigpig
  10/22/12
jesus....
peach impressive blood rage
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
Azure bat-shit-crazy dopamine
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
Azure bat-shit-crazy dopamine
  12/22/15
still glad
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Hot haunted graveyard shrine
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  10/03/12
prescient
exhilarant offensive piazza idiot
  10/30/12
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exhilarant offensive piazza idiot
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honey-headed passionate space deer antler
  10/20/14
lol
pungent nursing home voyeur
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
Lake tripping azn
  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
geriatric spot potus
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
stimulating abusive death wish cuckold
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
Arousing Internet-worthy Pit
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
Mauve Aphrodisiac Home Filthpig
  12/09/12
haha ty
puce beta crackhouse
  12/27/12
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Scarlet lascivious state
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Scarlet lascivious state
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
indecent crimson candlestick maker juggernaut
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
geriatric spot potus
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
Alcoholic Quadroon Address
  10/04/12
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multi-colored sneaky criminal kitchen
  12/05/12
xo at its best
big son of senegal den
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
Exciting garrison incel
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  10/11/12
180
big son of senegal den
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
garnet locus corn cake
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  10/22/12
180
Cracking foreskin corner
  11/10/12
this was underrated
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insanely creepy mildly autistic trailer park jewess
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
Excitant Market
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
Obsidian floppy house therapy
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  10/22/12
lol
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burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
exhilarant offensive piazza idiot
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
exhilarant offensive piazza idiot
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
exhilarant offensive piazza idiot
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
odious toilet seat
  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  10/30/12
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Vibrant french indian lodge
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
multi-colored sneaky criminal kitchen
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  10/31/12
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burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
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a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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Cracking foreskin corner
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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but enough about my wife...
Chestnut site
  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  11/02/12
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burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
exhilarant offensive piazza idiot
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  11/04/12
RIP brother
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  03/07/17
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Gold trip rigpig
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
heady hateful box office
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
heady hateful box office
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
heady hateful box office
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
heady hateful box office
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
heady hateful box office
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
heady hateful box office
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
heady hateful box office
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
heady hateful box office
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
jet-lagged hairraiser forum masturbator
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
razzle jew
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
Excitant Market
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
Apoplectic 180 Institution
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
flirting multi-billionaire
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
heady hateful box office
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
exhilarant offensive piazza idiot
  12/04/12
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They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
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  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
geriatric spot potus
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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  12/05/12
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Mind-boggling chapel
  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
concupiscible school cafeteria indirect expression
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
ebony filthy brunch
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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heady hateful box office
  12/09/12
Lies
boyish pontificating personal credit line
  12/05/12
WTF!!!
heady hateful box office
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
Mauve Aphrodisiac Home Filthpig
  12/09/12
180.
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  12/09/12
lol
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  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
exhilarant offensive piazza idiot
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape
  01/12/13
Update?
Scarlet lascivious state
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Scarlet lascivious state
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Second page!?
garnet locus corn cake
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
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Has the hippo tired?
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  07/08/13
update?
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Razzle-dazzle point
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
well-lubricated fragrant lodge
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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Any updates?
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Scarlet lascivious state
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anyone heard anything about this?
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curious fluffy ladyboy
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I would really like a follow up article
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brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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Scarlet lascivious state
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bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
Vibrant french indian lodge
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lets do this
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hippo is still there
gaped wrinkle
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gots to get mine ofs
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
gaped wrinkle
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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the latest?
Scarlet lascivious state
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op literally died before the hippo
spectacular university tattoo
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Scarlet lascivious state
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update?
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: razzle jew

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: exhilarant offensive piazza idiot

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: razzle jew

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: exhilarant offensive piazza idiot

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: razzle jew

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: provocative temple faggotry

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: Fishy Double Fault

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: ebony filthy brunch

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Racy station antidepressant drug

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: frozen aromatic sanctuary reading party

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Gold trip rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: peach impressive blood rage

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Azure bat-shit-crazy dopamine

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Azure bat-shit-crazy dopamine

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Azure bat-shit-crazy dopamine

still glad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#30589164)



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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: Hot haunted graveyard shrine



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: exhilarant offensive piazza idiot

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: exhilarant offensive piazza idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23567959)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: honey-headed passionate space deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#26552445)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: pungent nursing home voyeur

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Lake tripping azn

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: geriatric spot potus

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Violent Liquid Oxygen Theater Stage

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: titillating pink elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Galvanic crystalline weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: stimulating abusive death wish cuckold

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: Arousing Internet-worthy Pit

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Mauve Aphrodisiac Home Filthpig

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: puce beta crackhouse

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: indecent crimson candlestick maker juggernaut

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: geriatric spot potus

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: Alcoholic Quadroon Address

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: multi-colored sneaky criminal kitchen

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: big son of senegal den

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Exciting garrison incel

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: big son of senegal den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: garnet locus corn cake

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Cracking foreskin corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Tantric Karate

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: vivacious dark generalized bond hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy mildly autistic trailer park jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Excitant Market

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Obsidian floppy house therapy

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Hot haunted graveyard shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: heady hateful box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: exhilarant offensive piazza idiot

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: exhilarant offensive piazza idiot

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: exhilarant offensive piazza idiot

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: odious toilet seat

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Vibrant french indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: multi-colored sneaky criminal kitchen

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: bisexual hairy legs mental disorder

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Cracking foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: cordovan insane giraffe whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Chestnut site

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: stirring citrine area

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: exhilarant offensive piazza idiot

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: exhilarant offensive piazza idiot

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Gold trip rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: heady hateful box office

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: heady hateful box office

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: heady hateful box office

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: heady hateful box office

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: heady hateful box office

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: heady hateful box office

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: heady hateful box office

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: heady hateful box office

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: jet-lagged hairraiser forum masturbator

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: razzle jew

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Excitant Market

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Slate Windowlicker Genital Piercing

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: Apoplectic 180 Institution

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: flirting multi-billionaire

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: heady hateful box office

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: exhilarant offensive piazza idiot

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: cerebral hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Mentally impaired striped hyena tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring toaster

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: geriatric spot potus

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: laughsome dilemma alpha

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria indirect expression

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: ebony filthy brunch

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Pale Histrionic Famous Landscape Painting

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: heady hateful box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: boyish pontificating personal credit line

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: heady hateful box office

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: curious fluffy ladyboy

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Contagious bearded senate travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Cracking foreskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Mauve Aphrodisiac Home Filthpig

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: sticky free-loading codepig sound barrier

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Slap-happy comical scourge upon the earth

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Outnumbered parlor

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Naked Pearl Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: exhilarant offensive piazza idiot

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: Glittery purple useless brakes roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: garnet locus corn cake

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Mentally impaired striped hyena tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: electric mahogany school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: cordovan insane giraffe whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed pearly resort idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Irate motley ticket booth queen of the night

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: adventurous dysfunction

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: burgundy bateful mad-dog skullcap ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Bronze fiercely-loyal regret national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: well-lubricated fragrant lodge

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Transparent Cruise Ship

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy mildly autistic trailer park jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pearly resort idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Spruce swashbuckling dingle berry set

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: talented splenetic rigor bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Tantric Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Gold trip rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Rose range

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: curious fluffy ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Irate motley ticket booth queen of the night

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Vibrant french indian lodge

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Vibrant french indian lodge

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria indirect expression

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: gaped wrinkle

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: boyish pontificating personal credit line

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: gaped wrinkle

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Spruce swashbuckling dingle berry set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Sepia Native

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: irradiated cheese-eating fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: honey-headed passionate space deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: titillating pink elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Twisted Cruel-hearted Location Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: disturbing faggot firefighter

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy mildly autistic trailer park jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Sinister mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Cracking foreskin corner



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: supple electric furnace hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: wonderful demanding office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: irradiated cheese-eating fanboi

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Haunting Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: ebony filthy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: spectacular university tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Bronze fiercely-loyal regret national security agency

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: thriller philosopher-king

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: spectacular university tattoo

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: buff base circlehead

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Dashing gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: diverse silver field

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: disgusting partner orchestra pit



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: violent chrome prole heaven



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state

where are we on this?

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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: vigorous dog poop



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: charismatic painfully honest selfie

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle point

update?

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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: geriatric spot potus

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle point

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: geriatric spot potus

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: spectacular university tattoo

OP died

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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Turquoise appetizing theatre pervert



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Step-uncle's House



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: sienna wild theater messiness



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Marvelous white pistol



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: vigorous dog poop



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious state

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



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