Jozy Altidore: Entering his prime as a striker. You: Post on XO.
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:48 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Lilac National
I'm entering my prime as a striker too bro
been hitting the bags at 24 hour fitness HARD as FUCK.
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:52 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Lilac National
I've been bullied like everyone else (done my share too) but I had my shit together by the time I was in high school.
I train because one day i'm going to kick Klitschko's ass.
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:31 PM Author: Magenta roommate
1. are you seriously trying to say that the dutch league isn't known to develop great attacking playes?
2. Cristiano and messi are wingers.
3. jozy likes to play from the wing as well.
4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruud_van_Nistelrooy
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:23 PM Author: lemon menage faggotry
it's painfully obvious that he's found his level
which is the championship or a second rate european league
hed be pretty good in portugal or turkey
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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:35 PM Author: Magenta roommate
he's also been great against germany, bosnia, ajax, and psv.
if you actually watched him play, you would have seen he's been just as good as dempsey, donovan, and bradley, all of whom are epl level.
you seriously either overrate the league or don't watch jozy.
fwiw honduras has multiple EPL players. most epl teams aren't manu/mancity/aresenal/chelsea.
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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:38 PM Author: lemon menage faggotry
he's nowhere good as dempsey you maniac
the dutch league is worse than the championship in terms of defending
90% of his goals are against shit CONCACAF nations although I'll concede he was great against Bosnia.
he is what he is, a relegation fodder or championship striker. nothing more, nothing less. the fact that he's the best forward we have currently creates an insane amount of undeserved hype and expectation for the poor guy.
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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:50 PM Author: Magenta roommate
He has played as an equal to Dempsey and in many ways as better than Dempsey in the last round of games.
If you even watched soccer in 2007, you were probably one of those same faggots predicting Dempsey would fail. In fact, I'd bet you shit on every American player going to the EPL and other European leagues. I'm sure you were shitting on Bradley a couple years ago, shitting on Donovan before 2010, shitting on Holden (if you even knew who he was) before he went to Bolton. Faggots like you are so predictable.
How is the hype undeserved? He's scored 50 goals in the past two seasons, and EPL teams lined up to purchase him for a pretty sizeable transfer. If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the defenses are shitty, but that the teams play a very attacking style that results in high scoring games. Showtime Lakers could play defense, but they gave up a lotta buckets because they scored a lot.
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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:50 PM Author: lemon menage faggotry
If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the defenses are shitty, but that the teams play a very attacking style that results in high scoring games. Showtime Lakers could play defense, but they gave up a lotta buckets because they scored a lot.
Holy shit what are you talking about hahahaha
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Date: August 18th, 2013 3:14 PM Author: lemon menage faggotry
yeah and inflated goal tallies make retards like you think that jozy altidore is a premier league striker. "b b b but he scored 1 in 2 for az!!!"
dutch teams run dangerously high defensive lines with players who can't tackle making it easy as fuck for average players to score a ton of goals. you're a full brown retard for thinking eredivisie defenders are anywhere near premier league quality. it's worse than the championship. just look at their national team, their entire back line is full of scrubs.
the fact that jozy UNLOCKED dutch defensive lines with combined salaries of like $35,000 a week doesn't mean he's bad but certainly isn't predictive of any sort of success in the premier league.
cliffs you got a hard on watching jozy score a bunch in a third rate european league, in friendlies and against island nations and now think he's the second coming. feel free to bump this thread when he's knocking balls down for El Hadji Diouf at elland road next year
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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:36 PM Author: Magenta roommate
Admit you are one of those faggots who predicts that every American player will fail when he goes to Europe.
Who had a more impressive season,
Clint Dempsey scoring 8 goals for NE Revolution in 2007 or Jozy Altidore scoring 25 goals for AZ in 2013?
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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:14 PM Author: lemon menage faggotry
lol is this ur plan C argument
"you just hate all americans!"
please stop posting itt please pleaes
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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:22 PM Author: lemon menage faggotry
Literally only retards like you think scoring 1 in 2 makes you look "PRIMED FOR EPL SUCCESS" and to answer your question I'd say Dempsey. Altidore has been fucking dogshit for 3 out of his last 4 clubs while Dempsey had 3 great seasons for New England
Dempsey had the talent to excel at a higher level. It's possible that Jozy does, but it's not looking like it at the moment. Being good in a shit league really isn't a great predictor of success in the EPL.
Look forward to hearing u blame Jozy's 5 in 35 season on Sunderland's shitty midfield though.
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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:46 PM Author: Magenta roommate
Yea, and players don't improve at all after they are 20 years old.
If you'd actually seen him play then and now, you'd know he's a completely different player.
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Date: January 26th, 2014 5:47 AM Author: lemon menage faggotry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-yQfirGdso
vid of jozy taking 3 shots from point blank range to knock a tea cup off a table.
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Date: August 24th, 2014 12:31 PM Author: massive chocolate forum
:_(
Coming on against United right now
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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: Turquoise Theater Stage
<<buzz>>
*Jozy looks at his phone and sees an incoming call from Heaven*
Jozy: "Hello?"
God: "Jozy?"
Jozy: "Yea"
God: "U R DONE HERE! GTFO"
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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:27 PM Author: Provocative Crackhouse
LOL
Jozy Altidore: 60 premier league games, 2 goals
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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:28 PM Author: Talented kitty
JFC
Doggie YOU ARE DONE HERE
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Date: August 19th, 2016 2:26 PM Author: Magenta roommate
Jozy getting hot again bros! Sick goal he scored this weekend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZL9T6LUaJ0
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