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Will the STOCK Market ever go down again? 4/13/26
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: onyx nursing home boltzmann Furk im so furked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2),#49814859) |
Date: April 13th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: thriller orange institution fanboi you shorted the market, how much of loljewdigits are you down? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2),#49814861) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:32 PM Author: onyx nursing home boltzmann like 50kish but i shorted it while still have 500-600k in equities so im playing both sides cause im retarded, issue is SOXL has furking way out done QQQ and equities so my SOXS got furked, my SOXL puts got furked
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: thriller orange institution fanboi imagine how much rat meat, rat meat restaurant stalls, shitty airbnb/hotel rentals and gook hookers you could have bought with those $50,000.00 loljewdigits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2),#49814887) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: onyx nursing home boltzmann this shit is absurd how can SOXL go up 90% in 9 days
i just need shit to draw down 30% then my SOXS is almost even and ill just get out i learned my lesson
my puts though, rofl those i dont know how ill save |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:35 PM Author: thriller orange institution fanboi ur still doing fine overall ur at no risk of having to go work for (((cslg))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2),#49814898) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:36 PM Author: onyx nursing home boltzmann Yes, I have like 800k in non equities im maeking like 40k a year just off dividends risk free
I dont even worry that much abt SOXS, it has to come back at least even
My puts im out over 15k and i dont know wtf to do, i need like a 500% gain now |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: violent magenta brethren No. It will never go down again. From today on, it will only ever increase. Plan accordingly! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2),#49814863) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:40 PM Author: Marvelous Foreskin Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2),#49814918) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:26 PM Author: Mahogany Electric Jap Whorehouse someone retarded like you should just chill in VTI or something. stop trying to Win. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2),#49814865) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: onyx nursing home boltzmann i was up bigly on SOXS, like 30k on 100k invested i shld have just sold and then let me equities ride me to 1.5m (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2),#49814885) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:28 PM Author: Razzle maroon plaza I’m up over 7 figures in the market and I’ve never done anything but purchase VT/VTWAX and not sell.
I also starting buying at the 2021 height and went through a big downturn the first year. |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: onyx nursing home boltzmann oh loook who isn't retarded, lets throw a parade for mr not retarded, mr investment masterman, three cheers for ur wonderous investing adventures, saar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2),#49814889) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:39 PM Author: Razzle maroon plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2),#49814916) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I agree. chandler, may I come to your parade? |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 6:17 PM Author: Daft Unc Tommy would be closing in on 2.5M if he wasn’t such a degenerate gambler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2),#49815338) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: razzle-dazzle violent lodge yarmulke it'll go down tomorrow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2),#49814894) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: onyx nursing home boltzmann yes, thats what i told myself last 9 days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2),#49814908) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:40 PM Author: razzle-dazzle violent lodge yarmulke the problem was that you were telling yourself. now i'm telling you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2),#49814919) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:18 PM Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF ok i just bought 5k more SOXS
just realized i nee SOXX to just tank 15% and SOXS will go up 45% and then im even
simple as |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 6:15 PM Author: fairy queen why do you mess around with this crap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2),#49815333) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 6:24 PM Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF cause im bored and retarded and have nothing else to do
i will MAEK it, SOXS will go up 100% soon also i can sell covered calls on them i have 4750 shares now thats insane, i can sell 47 covered calls every week, net maybe 4-5k a week |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:08 PM Author: fairy queen you're a degenerate for selling calls on a leveraged inverse etf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2),#49815442) |