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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire
  04/12/16
Go back to India
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
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  04/12/16
legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
Scarlet laughsome lettuce elastic band
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire
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well whtever it is, its 180
Scarlet laughsome lettuce elastic band
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire
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lol, cr clarification
Scarlet laughsome lettuce elastic band
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No just no
zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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A billion Thank you for this!
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Copper Bat-shit-crazy Spot

Go back to India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#36040540)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Motley lodge background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30254788)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: lilac dead trust fund public bath



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: thriller theater stage affirmative action

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259710)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: light location famous landscape painting



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Ebony Titillating Theatre



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: lilac dead trust fund public bath

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: multi-colored messiness

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259882)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Contagious hominid library

legit lol at "brunchmen"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30254874)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: Coral bearded resort regret

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30254879)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255053)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: hairraiser yapping juggernaut institution

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255103)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255329)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: light location famous landscape painting



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: opaque cracking laser beams jew



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255459)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: hairraiser yapping juggernaut institution



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire

This is Brunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259687)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Magical Ladyboy



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: self-centered charcoal church



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: amber bateful box office



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Sickened Double Fault



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Concupiscible knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Copper Bat-shit-crazy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Cordovan nowag

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: appetizing awkward locus

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Bronze Spectacular Dopamine Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: appetizing awkward locus

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: bright coldplay fan

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: razzle violent twinkling uncleanness new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: hairraiser yapping juggernaut institution

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Stimulating step-uncle's house ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: navy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Scarlet laughsome lettuce elastic band

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Maroon Misanthropic Milk Idea He Suggested

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Charismatic sooty station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Jet Hall

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nibblets point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: canary business firm coffee pot

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Magical Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: provocative hospital

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: stubborn orchestra pit marketing idea

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Mentally impaired glittery stage goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Scarlet laughsome lettuce elastic band

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: canary business firm coffee pot

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Scarlet laughsome lettuce elastic band

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Scarlet laughsome lettuce elastic band

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Scarlet laughsome lettuce elastic band

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Jet Hall

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: rough-skinned big fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Jet Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: canary business firm coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: stirring turdskin organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: razzmatazz temple haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: chartreuse therapy principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Snowy sweet tailpipe market

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: sable crawly ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: carmine police squad pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Rambunctious Boyish Masturbator

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Rambunctious Boyish Masturbator

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: rough-skinned big fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Copper Bat-shit-crazy Spot

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: rough-skinned big fanboi

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: light location famous landscape painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: heady black stag film water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: walnut irradiated hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: turquoise cowardly toaster telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: walnut irradiated hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Indecent self-absorbed space

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Flushed office travel guidebook

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Indecent self-absorbed space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Flushed office travel guidebook

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Sexy trip electric furnace toilet seat

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: opaque cracking laser beams jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Flushed office travel guidebook

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: cheese-eating corner hissy fit

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: hairraiser yapping juggernaut institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: carmine police squad pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Contagious hominid library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: obsidian talented rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Mentally impaired glittery stage goal in life

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Adulterous codepig internal respiration

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle erotic plaza

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: translucent mischievous stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: chartreuse therapy principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Galvanic Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Sickened Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Glassy impressive kitchen factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: carnelian wonderful ticket booth puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Stimulating step-uncle's house ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle erotic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Galvanic Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Diverse associate

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Mauve hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Glassy impressive kitchen factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Jet Hall

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: cheese-eating corner hissy fit

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine harsh state

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Mauve hunting ground

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Maroon Misanthropic Milk Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: bright coldplay fan

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: deranged supple deer antler cruise ship

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Scarlet laughsome lettuce elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: sienna dashing liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: fragrant chestnut main people parlour

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Jet Hall

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: Contagious hominid library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Cordovan nowag

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: fuchsia insanely creepy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: mustard angry school community account

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Scarlet laughsome lettuce elastic band



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: comical trailer park wagecucks

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: fuchsia insanely creepy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Maroon Misanthropic Milk Idea He Suggested



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Vigorous theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Vigorous theater

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: obsidian talented rehab

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: hairraiser yapping juggernaut institution

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: canary business firm coffee pot



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: rough-skinned big fanboi



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Maroon Misanthropic Milk Idea He Suggested

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Crackhouse

agreed

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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: deranged supple deer antler cruise ship



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Glassy impressive kitchen factory reset button



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: turquoise cowardly toaster telephone



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: fuchsia insanely creepy crotch



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Glassy impressive kitchen factory reset button

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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Charismatic sooty station

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Infuriating filthpig party of the first part

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Filthy Swashbuckling Tanning Salon Gaping



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: ruddy house

will u ever finish the story

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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Glassy impressive kitchen factory reset button

180

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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: haunting lay

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Lascivious salmon pocket flask

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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Maroon Misanthropic Milk Idea He Suggested



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: canary business firm coffee pot



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: hairraiser yapping juggernaut institution



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: mustard angry school community account

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: 180 jap



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: turquoise cowardly toaster telephone



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Odious national security agency address

probably his masterwork

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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: bright coldplay fan

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

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Author: arousing metal senate



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Author: arousing metal senate



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Author: Contagious hominid library



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: canary business firm coffee pot



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Copper Bat-shit-crazy Spot



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: zippy cyan sanctuary multi-billionaire



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: canary business firm coffee pot



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Brilliant Sandwich

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Brilliant Sandwich



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: aromatic chrome gas station

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Brilliant Sandwich

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Brilliant Sandwich



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: deranged supple deer antler cruise ship

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Brilliant Sandwich

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2),#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: deranged supple deer antler cruise ship

Thank

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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: brindle painfully honest abode

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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Copper Bat-shit-crazy Spot

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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: rough-skinned big fanboi

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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Marvelous Primrose Tattoo

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: self-centered charcoal church

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Brilliant Sandwich

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
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Author: gold scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: gold scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: at-the-ready burgundy legal warrant

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
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i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.

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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
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Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
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what a time to be alive

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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
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My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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