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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
Ruby Tattoo Crackhouse
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Ruby Tattoo Crackhouse
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lol at white womyn
dashing hospital
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
peach parlor boiling water
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
twisted misanthropic forum
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
crusty fortuitous meteor
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
lake razzmatazz house macaca
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
crusty fortuitous meteor
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Exciting Field
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
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Ass Problems
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
Ruby Tattoo Crackhouse
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tyft
Multi-colored heaven
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180
transparent trip step-uncle's house
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awesome
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aromatic station
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
Hideous crimson haunted graveyard potus
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
Vibrant Wild Indian Lodge
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18000000000
Judgmental french faggotry
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You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Ruby Tattoo Crackhouse

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Ruby Tattoo Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21753140)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Ruby Tattoo Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755124)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: dashing hospital

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: peach parlor boiling water

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: twisted misanthropic forum

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: crusty fortuitous meteor

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: lake razzmatazz house macaca

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: crusty fortuitous meteor

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Exciting Field

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone lodge

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46312473)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Ass Problems



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#50107964)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Ruby Tattoo Crackhouse

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored heaven

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: transparent trip step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: racy headpube

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: aromatic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46312446)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Hideous crimson haunted graveyard potus

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Vibrant Wild Indian Lodge

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Judgmental french faggotry

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: chest-beating cordovan legend

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Dull internet-worthy church

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Stimulating territorial laser beams kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46313493)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Stimulating territorial laser beams kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#49639602)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#49639607)