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14 months in and still can't beat Margit

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/323052-elden-ring/80471...
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—doodikoff
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in gaming writ large
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Cow_is_God 1 hour ago#4 Do you have Gamepass by any chance?...
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What's the reason this time?
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lol at these idiots holy shit you’re doing great btw
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Date: June 8th, 2023 7:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse bespoke mood

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/323052-elden-ring/80471039

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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse bespoke mood

I have tried countless strategies, read every guide, and spent more hours than I care to admit battling this foe, only to be met with failure time and time again. I am losing hope not just in Elden Ring but in gaming writ large. I tried ToTK and was immediately intimidated by the enemies I faced. I am at the end of my rope and at the cusp of quitting Gaming, period.

Now, let me provide you with a bit of background about myself, so you can understand the depths of my despair. I am a humble attorney, well into my late 40s, 6'2 if that matters. My life, much like my battle with Margit, has been plagued by disappointments. My income could charitably be described as modest, and my dating life, or lack thereof, is truly lackluster. I've been unsuccessful in finding that special someone who appreciates my intellect and wit. Perhaps it's my age, or maybe I've just lost a step in the game of love. Who knows? But I can't help but draw a parallel between Margit's unyielding resistance and my perpetually frustrating dating woes.

In my youth, I had a secret weapon that could have potentially alleviated my current predicament - Game Genie. Oh, how I miss those days of the 16-bit era, particularly with the 32X. Game Genie, the mythical device capable of granting unlimited power and bending the game's rules to our advantage. Alas, it remains but a distant memory, a relic of the past that I can only yearn for in this dark hour. If only Game Genie, or even Game Shark existed in Elden Ring, I would have gleefully utilized its powers to overcome this seemingly impossible challenge.

However, despite my lamentations, I refuse to succumb entirely to despair. I am a lawyer and a seeker of justice with a glimmer of hope burning within me. I understand that defeat is not the end; it is merely a stepping stone toward victory. So I beseech you, fellow gamers, to share your strategies, your triumphs, and your words of encouragement. Together, with your help, I can rise about these ignominious losses and conquer Margit, reclaiming our pride and reminding the world that age and setbacks cannot extinguish the fire that burns within our gaming souls.

—doodikoff

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Date: July 9th, 2026 1:13 PM
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—doodikoff

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Date: June 8th, 2023 7:26 PM
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Date: June 8th, 2023 7:27 PM
Author: contagious copper halford people who are hurt

in gaming writ large

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Date: June 8th, 2023 7:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse bespoke mood



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:38 PM
Author: Aromatic purple field liquid oxygen

Cow_is_God 1 hour ago#4

Do you have Gamepass by any chance? There are a plethora of other games that may be more up your alley. Halo 3 (2007) still rocks. I'm sure other fellow Microsoft gamers agree.

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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:39 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Confused Step-uncle's House Indirect Expression



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Date: June 9th, 2023 6:47 PM
Author: Chartreuse bespoke mood



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Date: June 9th, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: Aromatic purple field liquid oxygen

yenVancy 1 hour ago#15

If true, you should give up video games for good. Plant a garden or some flowers or something.

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Date: June 9th, 2023 9:28 PM
Author: Cracking Dopamine Fanboi

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Date: June 9th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Sadistic cruise ship

Game genie and his magic lamp tp

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Date: June 9th, 2023 10:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed vigorous affirmative action



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Date: June 9th, 2023 10:06 PM
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Date: June 9th, 2023 10:08 PM
Author: Hyperventilating sinister parlor death wish

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Date: June 9th, 2023 10:13 PM
Author: Ebony Curious Jew Goal In Life



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Date: June 10th, 2023 6:15 PM
Author: Chartreuse bespoke mood



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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse bespoke mood

Account Suspended

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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Aromatic purple field liquid oxygen

What's the reason this time?

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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:44 PM
Author: Chartreuse bespoke mood

Trolling - Provoking users to react negatively

Other Issues - Criminal activity, drug use, cheating in online games, personally identifiable information, etc

Interfere with others using the site or otherwise disrupt the site

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Date: June 10th, 2023 10:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed vigorous affirmative action

lol at these idiots holy shit

you’re doing great btw

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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:52 PM
Author: Medicated digit ratio

Most GF posters are unemployed or working in fast food. They wouldn't understand the concept of a lawyer complaining about salary.

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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse bespoke mood

Some seem to have a rudimentary understanding of Code.

doodikoff makes like $27k btw

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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:47 PM
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