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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
exciting national security agency
  12/08/25
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exciting national security agency
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
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Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
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  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
cerebral lime haunted graveyard
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
exciting national security agency
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
cerebral lime haunted graveyard
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
exciting national security agency
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
topaz kitchen
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
exciting national security agency
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
mustard charismatic space windowlicker
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
exciting national security agency
  12/18/25
lol
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  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
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exciting national security agency
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
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  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
sickened boistinker step-uncle's house
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
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  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
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Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
sickened boistinker step-uncle's house
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
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  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
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Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
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now you're thinking like a lawyer!
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  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
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  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
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  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
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  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Irate spot
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
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  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Irate spot
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
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  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
sickened boistinker step-uncle's house
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
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  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
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  12/17/25
I am not!
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: exciting national security agency

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: exciting national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Motley nighttime candlestick maker resort

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Vibrant pearl home

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: sable gaming laptop mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: 180 Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Cobalt Nudist Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: cerebral lime haunted graveyard

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: exciting national security agency

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: cerebral lime haunted graveyard

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: exciting national security agency

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: topaz kitchen

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: exciting national security agency

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: mustard charismatic space windowlicker

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: exciting national security agency

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: vengeful nubile stage legal warrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: mustard charismatic space windowlicker

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: exciting national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: sable gaming laptop mad-dog skullcap

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: sickened boistinker step-uncle's house

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: vengeful nubile stage legal warrant

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: sable gaming laptop mad-dog skullcap

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: sickened boistinker step-uncle's house

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: sable gaming laptop mad-dog skullcap

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: passionate henna antidepressant drug

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling translucent trust fund multi-billionaire

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Glassy vigorous famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Insecure excitant parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: cordovan filthy marketing idea idea he suggested

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Sinister temple cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: exciting national security agency

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: hairraiser cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: wild obsidian elastic band den

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Irate spot

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: passionate henna antidepressant drug

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Irate spot

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: passionate henna antidepressant drug

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Irate spot

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Pungent lay private investor

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: sickened boistinker step-uncle's house

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: wild obsidian elastic band den

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: sickened boistinker step-uncle's house

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Pungent lay private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: wild obsidian elastic band den

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Dashing crotch potus

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518198)