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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
| Excitant Slate Rigor | 04/29/26 |
| brilliant place of business | 04/29/26 |
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| silver startling native | 05/01/26 |
| primrose heaven | 04/29/26 |
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| Rusted French Chef Potus | 04/30/26 |
| soggy electric spot international law enforcement agency | 05/01/26 |
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| citrine affirmative action round eye | 04/29/26 |
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| Excitant Slate Rigor | 04/30/26 |
| Pearly Misanthropic Associate Set | 04/30/26 |
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| silver startling native | 05/01/26 |
| soggy electric spot international law enforcement agency | 05/01/26 |
| citrine affirmative action round eye | 05/01/26 |
| silver startling native | 05/01/26 |
| Excitant Slate Rigor | 05/01/26 |
| silver startling native | 05/01/26 |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Excitant Slate Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: brilliant place of business 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Excitant Slate Rigor You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: brilliant place of business Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: silver startling native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: primrose heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Excitant Slate Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: silver startling native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: jade provocative stock car the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: fishy contagious property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: silver startling native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: Rusted French Chef Potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: soggy electric spot international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: soggy electric spot international law enforcement agency you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: silver startling native Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: fishy contagious property https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: silver startling native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Excitant Slate Rigor Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: jade provocative stock car Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Excitant Slate Rigor Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: silver startling native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: citrine affirmative action round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Grizzly area idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852622) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: fishy contagious property 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: primrose heaven hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Excitant Slate Rigor Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Pearly Misanthropic Associate Set What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Excitant Slate Rigor He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: wonderful cream ticket booth cuckoldry What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Excitant Slate Rigor To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: wonderful cream ticket booth cuckoldry How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Excitant Slate Rigor To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: histrionic orchestra pit marketing idea Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Excitant Slate Rigor Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: wonderful cream ticket booth cuckoldry I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: silver startling native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: histrionic orchestra pit marketing idea How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: wonderful cream ticket booth cuckoldry I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: silver startling native The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: citrine affirmative action round eye 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856953) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: primrose heaven 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857530) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Vermilion Resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854604) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Shivering Slippery Haunted Graveyard Menage How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854522) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: Shivering Slippery Haunted Graveyard Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: heady aqua toilet seat chapel just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Excitant Slate Rigor My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: wonderful cream ticket booth cuckoldry Do you ever think you'll go private? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Excitant Slate Rigor Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: silver startling native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: wonderful cream ticket booth cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM Author: silver startling native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858108) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Ruby space blood rage Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: silver startling native Shalom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858162) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: soggy electric spot international law enforcement agency congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858149) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM Author: citrine affirmative action round eye Ginger tea with honey! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858150) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM Author: silver startling native 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858156) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Excitant Slate Rigor Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858226) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: silver startling native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858227) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Ruby space blood rage Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858161) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: silver startling native Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858173) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: fishy contagious property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49860163) |