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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
galvanic burgundy principal's office mad-dog skullcap
  12/08/25
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galvanic burgundy principal's office mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Olive Mother
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
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  12/12/25
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salmon theater stage
  12/17/25
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comical vengeful famous landscape painting clown
  12/17/25
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Puce sex offender
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Seedy Territorial Location Organic Girlfriend
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
galvanic burgundy principal's office mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Seedy Territorial Location Organic Girlfriend
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
galvanic burgundy principal's office mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Lemon Bbw
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
galvanic burgundy principal's office mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
arrogant rose ape gaming laptop
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
galvanic burgundy principal's office mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/25
lol
Snowy passionate heaven stock car
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
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galvanic burgundy principal's office mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
salmon theater stage
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
walnut up-to-no-good chapel
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Snowy passionate heaven stock car
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
salmon theater stage
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
walnut up-to-no-good chapel
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
salmon theater stage
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
slap-happy scourge upon the earth theater
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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  12/17/25
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White Shaky Stage Queen Of The Night
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
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  12/17/25
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Bossy Psychic Halford
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Bearded mad cow disease
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Flesh massive mediation point
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
slap-happy scourge upon the earth theater
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Flesh massive mediation point
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
slap-happy scourge upon the earth theater
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Flesh massive mediation point
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Brindle Pistol
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
walnut up-to-no-good chapel
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Bearded mad cow disease
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
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  12/17/25
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Brindle Pistol
  12/17/25
I am not!
Bearded mad cow disease
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
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  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: galvanic burgundy principal's office mad-dog skullcap

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: galvanic burgundy principal's office mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Olive Mother

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: multi-colored associate water buffalo

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: salmon theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: comical vengeful famous landscape painting clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Puce sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Seedy Territorial Location Organic Girlfriend

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: galvanic burgundy principal's office mad-dog skullcap

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Seedy Territorial Location Organic Girlfriend

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: galvanic burgundy principal's office mad-dog skullcap

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Lemon Bbw

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: galvanic burgundy principal's office mad-dog skullcap

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: arrogant rose ape gaming laptop

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: galvanic burgundy principal's office mad-dog skullcap

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Snowy passionate heaven stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: arrogant rose ape gaming laptop

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: galvanic burgundy principal's office mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: salmon theater stage

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: walnut up-to-no-good chapel

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Snowy passionate heaven stock car

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: salmon theater stage

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: walnut up-to-no-good chapel

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: salmon theater stage

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: slap-happy scourge upon the earth theater

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: anal background story lodge

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Lascivious Buff Resort Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: White Shaky Stage Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Provocative parlour skinny woman

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Bossy Psychic Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: galvanic burgundy principal's office mad-dog skullcap

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: smoky range factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Bearded mad cow disease

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Flesh massive mediation point

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: slap-happy scourge upon the earth theater

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Flesh massive mediation point

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: slap-happy scourge upon the earth theater

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Flesh massive mediation point

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Brindle Pistol

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: walnut up-to-no-good chapel

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Bearded mad cow disease

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: walnut up-to-no-good chapel

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Brindle Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Bearded mad cow disease

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Chest-beating Bisexual Step-uncle's House Jap

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2),#49518198)