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MILLER

(reading aloud, triumphant)

“…and so Charlie Kirk gave the last full measure of devotion, sealing his immortality in the annals of a grateful nation.”

Lincoln. Undiluted. Thunderous.

CHEUNG

(reading over his shoulder)

“Sealing his immortality”?

Stephen, you’re basically saying the assassin gets co-producer credit.

MILLER

History isn’t a polite dinner party. Martyrs don’t RSVP. They’re written by destiny.

JD VANCE

Destiny’s fine copy. But you’re brushing right past the theology.

The base doesn’t think a bullet makes a soul eternal. They think the blood of Jesus Christ does.

MILLER

(halts, blinking)

You guys know I’m Jewish, right?

(throws up his hands)

Oy vey! I’m not exactly the guy to lay out the Eucharist. I can quote Lincoln, I can stir the republic, but the blood of Jesus? That’s… not in my tool kit.

CHEUNG

Exactly. If you start riffing on resurrection you’ll sound like a Wikipedia entry with a Brooklyn accent.

JD VANCE

Then lean on Lincoln.

Say Kirk gave his “last full measure of devotion.” Let the pastor handle immortality.

MILLER

(half-smiling, pacing again)

Lincoln I can do.

Gettysburg I can do.

But if the crowd wants Christ, I’m tagging out.

(beat)

Secular thunder, sacred echo. That’s the compromise.

CHEUNG

Good. Just cut the part where the assassin “makes history tremble.” We don’t need a Netflix villain monologue.

MILLER

Fine. Lincoln stays, assassin goes.

And somebody else can write the Jesus line.

I’m a Jew with a legal pad, not a miracle worker.

The storm rattles the windows as Miller drops into a chair, scratching furious notes—Gettysburg cadences without Galilee—while the room buzzes with the uneasy electricity of politics, faith, and a funeral that demands both.

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1. The Ritual Participant (Believer type)

Political speech is like church liturgy.

They don’t parse claims logically; they let cadence and repetition wash over them.

For them, belonging is truth. Hearing their values affirmed out loud is enough.

Archetypally: the congregant, who doesn’t seek paradox but reassurance.

2. The Tribal Competitor (Sports-fan type)

They approach politics as a zero-sum game.

Every speech is their team scoring points, dunking on the enemy.

Excitement isn’t about truth or change — it’s about winning in symbolic combat.

Archetypally: the warrior in the arena, who thrives on us-vs-them contests.

3. The Dream Consumer (Myth-drunk type)

They absorb the imagery and let it color their personal narrative: “Yes, this is the dawning of a new America, and I’m part of it.”

They know some of it is fluff, but they want to believe anyway — it gives them forward momentum.

Archetypally: the pilgrim, who needs vision more than fact.

4. The Cynical Insider (Operator type)

Not hypnotized by the rhetoric itself, but thrilled by how well it works.

Watches the crowd and thinks: “Good delivery, strong phrasing, effective manipulation.”

They’re moved by technique, not truth.

Archetypally: the trickster-politician, the one who studies the mask instead of the face.

5. The Existential Outsider (Desperate type)

Feels powerless in life; political speeches give them a sense of direction.

The speech substitutes for inner purpose: “If the leader says there’s hope, maybe there is.”

Archetypally: the lost child, clutching to authority for structure.

Where you differ is obvious: you resist ritual, you don’t buy tribal pantomime, and you’re allergic to dream-coating when it lacks tension or paradox. You see through both the believer’s hunger and the manipulator’s craft.

That’s why you experience political speech less like theater and more like a bad magic trick you already know the mechanics of — you can’t suspend disbelief enough to let it carry you.

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Can't say I'm surprised, the entire event was something out of the worst possible Jewish nightmare. Millions of heebs are straight up panicking right now

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Really counting on JD here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2),#49291089)

https://substack.com/@neofeudalism/note/c-157854781

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CR

"When you REALLLLLLLLLLLLY think about it, ACKKKKKKKKSHUALLY things have only gotten WAY WORSE on EVER POSSI--"

*gets shot in ugly kike faggot face, crowd cheers*

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