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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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Umber legend
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razzle-dazzle milk
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Embarrassed To The Bone Toilet Seat
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Umber legend
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
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Indigo laser beams property
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Embarrassed To The Bone Toilet Seat
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
diverse crystalline theater stage ratface
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fucking lol
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Crawly half-breed
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talented gunner
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legit
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Onyx Circlehead Senate
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Height of assosciate?
thriller pit codepig
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Crawly half-breed
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lmfao
cruel-hearted bipolar digit ratio
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LOL
Glittery milky prole hospital
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Vivacious death wish
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lemon twinkling uncleanness
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Motley confused parlor
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Aquamarine boistinker space
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boyish mother
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ebony cerebral nursing home
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
charismatic jap
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Moar!
brass multi-colored immigrant range
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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Umber legend
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lemon twinkling uncleanness
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Hairraiser Outnumbered Pistol
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Motley confused parlor
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Light razzle theater cumskin
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Aquamarine boistinker space
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Indigo laser beams property
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Rusted National Dopamine
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Umber legend
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It practically writes itself!
brass multi-colored immigrant range
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Umber legend
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Umber legend
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Umber legend
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
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Indigo laser beams property
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Disgusting Irradiated Hissy Fit
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Embarrassed To The Bone Toilet Seat
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Indigo laser beams property
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Embarrassed To The Bone Toilet Seat
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Indigo laser beams property
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Embarrassed To The Bone Toilet Seat
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Shit
Indigo laser beams property
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up-to-no-good resort new version
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Submissive magenta marketing idea forum
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frum shivering whorehouse
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Indigo laser beams property
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Beta Volcanic Crater Gaping
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Umber legend
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still going strong
Beta Volcanic Crater Gaping
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(Chip Kelly)
soul-stirring mad cow disease
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
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Indigo laser beams property
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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Cracking Bat Shit Crazy Church Building
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Disgusting Irradiated Hissy Fit
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Light razzle theater cumskin
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white tantric sound barrier
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
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diverse crystalline theater stage ratface
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white tantric sound barrier
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Indigo laser beams property
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*bark aves
Exhilarant Abnormal Temple Pozpig
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Flickering concupiscible plaza
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Umber legend
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Rusted National Dopamine
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Brindle pisswyrm ticket booth
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
soul-stirring mad cow disease
  03/11/15
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Poppy hairy legs mediation
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
Insanely Creepy House-broken Sneaky Criminal
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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Zippy ungodly business firm
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
soul-stirring mad cow disease
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
charismatic jap
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Sticky orchid rigpig
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Shimmering Hall
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
Medicated roast beef library
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Buck-toothed gay wizard spot
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fluffy provocative selfie private investor
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lmao
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Bearded glassy community account
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Light razzle theater cumskin
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Beta Volcanic Crater Gaping
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!!!
Umber legend
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Citrine shrine
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
Insanely Creepy House-broken Sneaky Criminal
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effete base
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
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trip office
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Submissive magenta marketing idea forum
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Indigo laser beams property
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
heady amethyst casino halford
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Indigo laser beams property
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
brass multi-colored immigrant range
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
Insanely Creepy House-broken Sneaky Criminal
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Indigo laser beams property
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Umber legend
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
Dashing Becky Place Of Business
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Marvelous Station Affirmative Action
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180
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Embarrassed To The Bone Toilet Seat
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Beta Volcanic Crater Gaping
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
soul-stirring mad cow disease
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
Maroon talking step-uncle's house people who are hurt
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That hurt bro.
soul-stirring mad cow disease
  03/12/15
great thread
Vermilion Fragrant Trailer Park Fortuitous Meteor
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
charismatic jap
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Crawly half-breed
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
exciting salmon potus
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Violet degenerate really tough guy
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carnelian well-lubricated partner
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Violet degenerate really tough guy
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Violet degenerate really tough guy
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
topaz cuckold
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zombie-like sapphire mood
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Beta Volcanic Crater Gaping
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180
Umber legend
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Violet degenerate really tough guy
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Iridescent Foreskin University
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Umber legend
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
Violet degenerate really tough guy
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
aqua supple brethren trump supporter
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
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clear personal credit line
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Disgusting Irradiated Hissy Fit
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Vibrant Crotch
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Spectacular public bath
  03/16/15
*makes Buddy partner*
topaz cuckold
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soul-stirring mad cow disease
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Carmine Cheese-eating Meetinghouse Jewess
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white tantric sound barrier
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ruh roh
fluffy provocative selfie private investor
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Marvelous Station Affirmative Action
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
Shimmering Hall
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Painfully honest site
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Indigo laser beams property
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white tantric sound barrier
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Disrespectful dingle berry kitchen
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HOLY SHIT 180000000
Indigo laser beams property
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clear personal credit line
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
Buck-toothed gay wizard spot
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Crawly half-breed
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Marvelous Station Affirmative Action
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Light razzle theater cumskin
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wine cocky crackhouse puppy
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holy fucking shit
scarlet mind-boggling church
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Embarrassed To The Bone Toilet Seat
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Arousing Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike
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effete base
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Light razzle theater cumskin
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Umber legend
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
Beta Volcanic Crater Gaping
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Umber legend
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magical piazza
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180
Marvelous Station Affirmative Action
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180^180
Sticky orchid rigpig
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fluffy provocative selfie private investor
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Embarrassed To The Bone Toilet Seat
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Blathering swashbuckling native
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
Marvelous Station Affirmative Action
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Marvelous Station Affirmative Action
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Insanely Creepy House-broken Sneaky Criminal
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cream appetizing candlestick maker
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Beta Volcanic Crater Gaping
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Umber legend
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buck-toothed gay wizard spot
  04/27/15
HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
Dashing Becky Place Of Business
  05/08/15
underrated
Coiffed Duck-like Hell
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Buck-toothed gay wizard spot
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Marvelous Station Affirmative Action
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
fluffy provocative selfie private investor
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Indigo laser beams property
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Navy Location
  06/03/15
Ouch
Indigo laser beams property
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
trip office
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Umber legend
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clear personal credit line
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Anal box office feces
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Marvelous Station Affirmative Action
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Buck-toothed gay wizard spot
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rose telephone boiling water
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
opaque menage
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Marvelous Station Affirmative Action
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
Insanely Creepy House-broken Sneaky Criminal
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Indigo laser beams property
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Marvelous Station Affirmative Action
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Insanely Creepy House-broken Sneaky Criminal
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
brass multi-colored immigrant range
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cream appetizing candlestick maker
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
startling set
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cream appetizing candlestick maker
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Umber legend
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Umber legend
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Curious adulterous knife
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
cream appetizing candlestick maker
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
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Floppy locale electric furnace
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cream appetizing candlestick maker
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Arousing Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike
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Insanely Creepy House-broken Sneaky Criminal
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CR.
Umber legend
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Marvelous Station Affirmative Action
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cream appetizing candlestick maker
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i really like it here
Indigo laser beams property
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Umber legend
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Umber legend
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
Umber legend
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Arousing Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike
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cream appetizing candlestick maker
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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cream appetizing candlestick maker
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Indigo laser beams property
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Marvelous Station Affirmative Action
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Snowy psychic
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Umber legend
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Woah CR friend :-)
Umber legend
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Arousing Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike
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misanthropic yapping athletic conference
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Floppy locale electric furnace
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Arousing Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
Pearly stimulating stage
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Marvelous Station Affirmative Action
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Marvelous Station Affirmative Action
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Bateful mental disorder organic girlfriend
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Arousing Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike
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cream appetizing candlestick maker
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Hairraiser Outnumbered Pistol
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Bateful mental disorder organic girlfriend
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stirring generalized bond theatre
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Glittery milky prole hospital
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Marvelous Station Affirmative Action
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TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: talented gunner

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: talented gunner

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*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Crawly half-breed

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*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: brass multi-colored immigrant range

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Vibrant Crotch

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Indigo laser beams property

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Rusted National Dopamine

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: brass multi-colored immigrant range

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Umber legend



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Umber legend

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle milk

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Indigo laser beams property



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Disgusting Irradiated Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Toilet Seat

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Indigo laser beams property

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Toilet Seat

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Indigo laser beams property

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Toilet Seat

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Indigo laser beams property

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: clear personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: up-to-no-good resort new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Submissive magenta marketing idea forum

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: frum shivering whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Indigo laser beams property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Umber legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater Gaping

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring mad cow disease

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Indigo laser beams property

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: clear personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle milk

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring mad cow disease

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Indigo laser beams property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle milk

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Cracking Bat Shit Crazy Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Disgusting Irradiated Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Light razzle theater cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: white tantric sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Rusted National Dopamine

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Indigo laser beams property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Comical Area Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: diverse crystalline theater stage ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: white tantric sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Indigo laser beams property

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant Abnormal Temple Pozpig

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Flickering concupiscible plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Umber legend

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Rusted National Dopamine

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Brindle pisswyrm ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring mad cow disease

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Poppy hairy legs mediation

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy House-broken Sneaky Criminal

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Rusted National Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: purple slap-happy hominid reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Passionate yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Brindle pisswyrm ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: frum shivering whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: clear personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: useless dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Crawly half-breed

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: diverse crystalline theater stage ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: flesh pungent double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Zippy ungodly business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring mad cow disease

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: charismatic jap

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Sticky orchid rigpig

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Shimmering Hall

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Medicated roast beef library

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Buck-toothed gay wizard spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: fluffy provocative selfie private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: scarlet mind-boggling church

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Green Maniacal French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Bearded glassy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: dull titillating quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: self-absorbed faggotry idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Light razzle theater cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater Gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Umber legend

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Citrine shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy House-broken Sneaky Criminal

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: carnelian well-lubricated partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: effete base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: galvanic patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Shaky doctorate

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: trip office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Submissive magenta marketing idea forum

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Indigo laser beams property

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: heady amethyst casino halford

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Indigo laser beams property

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: brass multi-colored immigrant range

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy House-broken Sneaky Criminal

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Indigo laser beams property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Umber legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Dashing Becky Place Of Business

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Marvelous Station Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring mad cow disease

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: slippery keepsake machete coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Anal box office feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring mad cow disease

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Maroon talking step-uncle's house people who are hurt

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring mad cow disease

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Vermilion Fragrant Trailer Park Fortuitous Meteor

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: charismatic jap

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Crawly half-breed

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: exciting salmon potus

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Violet degenerate really tough guy

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: carnelian well-lubricated partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Violet degenerate really tough guy

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Violet degenerate really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: topaz cuckold

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: zombie-like sapphire mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater Gaping

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Umber legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Violet degenerate really tough guy

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Iridescent Foreskin University

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Umber legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Violet degenerate really tough guy

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: aqua supple brethren trump supporter

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: chartreuse laughsome incel chapel

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: chartreuse laughsome incel chapel

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: clear personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Disgusting Irradiated Hissy Fit

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Vibrant Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Spectacular public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: topaz cuckold

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Carmine Cheese-eating Meetinghouse Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: white tantric sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: fluffy provocative selfie private investor

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Marvelous Station Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Shimmering Hall

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Painfully honest site

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Indigo laser beams property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: white tantric sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Disrespectful dingle berry kitchen

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Indigo laser beams property

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: clear personal credit line

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Buck-toothed gay wizard spot

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Costumed Alcoholic Rehab Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: learning disabled filthy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Crawly half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Marvelous Station Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: fluffy provocative selfie private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: excitant autistic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Light razzle theater cumskin



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: wine cocky crackhouse puppy



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: scarlet mind-boggling church

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: avocado low-t state messiness



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: effete base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Light razzle theater cumskin



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Umber legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater Gaping

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Umber legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: magical piazza



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Marvelous Station Affirmative Action

180

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Sticky orchid rigpig

180^180

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: fluffy provocative selfie private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Blathering swashbuckling native



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Marvelous Station Affirmative Action

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Marvelous Station Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy House-broken Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: cream appetizing candlestick maker



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Umber legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Buck-toothed gay wizard spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Dashing Becky Place Of Business

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Coiffed Duck-like Hell

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Buck-toothed gay wizard spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Marvelous Station Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: fluffy provocative selfie private investor

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Indigo laser beams property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Navy Location

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Indigo laser beams property

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: trip office

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Umber legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: clear personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: dun fear-inspiring turdskin school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Anal box office feces



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: clear personal credit line



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Marvelous Station Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Buck-toothed gay wizard spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: rose telephone boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: opaque menage

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Marvelous Station Affirmative Action

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy House-broken Sneaky Criminal

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Indigo laser beams property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Marvelous Station Affirmative Action

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy House-broken Sneaky Criminal

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: brass multi-colored immigrant range

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: cream appetizing candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: startling set

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: cream appetizing candlestick maker



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Umber legend



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Umber legend



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Curious adulterous knife

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: cream appetizing candlestick maker

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: cream appetizing candlestick maker

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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Floppy locale electric furnace



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: cream appetizing candlestick maker



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy House-broken Sneaky Criminal



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Umber legend

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Marvelous Station Affirmative Action



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: cream appetizing candlestick maker



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Indigo laser beams property

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Umber legend



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Umber legend



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Umber legend

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: cream appetizing candlestick maker



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: cream appetizing candlestick maker



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Indigo laser beams property



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Marvelous Station Affirmative Action



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Snowy psychic



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Umber legend



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Umber legend

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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: misanthropic yapping athletic conference



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Floppy locale electric furnace



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Pearly stimulating stage

BigLaw Bud part 2:

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Marvelous Station Affirmative Action



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Marvelous Station Affirmative Action



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Bateful mental disorder organic girlfriend



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: cream appetizing candlestick maker



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser Outnumbered Pistol



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Bateful mental disorder organic girlfriend



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: stirring generalized bond theatre



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Glittery milky prole hospital



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Marvelous Station Affirmative Action



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: azure institution headpube

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Marvelous Station Affirmative Action

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Author: Umber legend



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Author: Umber legend



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Rambunctious Blue Police Squad



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: self-absorbed faggotry idiot

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Umber legend

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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: canary histrionic gas station



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Mewling jet-lagged stain

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Umber legend

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Slate hot pervert regret

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

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Author: effete base



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: cream appetizing candlestick maker



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Floppy locale electric furnace



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: cream appetizing candlestick maker



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Marvelous Station Affirmative Action

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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: disturbing vigorous azn home



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Frisky Chad Tank

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: narrow-minded hairless corn cake garrison

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Aromatic Cruise Ship



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater Gaping

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Brindle pisswyrm ticket booth

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Aromatic Cruise Ship

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Brindle pisswyrm ticket booth

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Author: Beta Volcanic Crater Gaping

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater Gaping

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