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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed
| goy orbison | 10/20/25 |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM Author: goy orbison She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49361876) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: coffeeman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49361881) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: mountain cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49361880) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: Nazca Redlines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49361884) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: da na na na na Inspector Faggot boooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49361890) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: ruinous phenotype (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49361909) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: UhOh lol i like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49361910) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49364042) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:, that's a good joke. those people suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49361937) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: goy orbison You're invited next time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49361942) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362005) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: goy orbison He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362032) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Online Men That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362176) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Nazca Redlines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362407) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Leftism is a mental disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362010) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Paralegal Satan (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362016) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362036) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: elefantastisch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362009) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: excellent subthread I guffawed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362039) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362040) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: OldHLSDude It's a good joke. Get new friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362052) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: artificial intelligence cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362075) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface (except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362122) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: UhOh they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362092) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. People who can't lol at dad jokes suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49364046) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: '"'"'"''" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362128) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: cell phones "He's a microbiologist."
"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!----------- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362175) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Online Men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362179) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: goy orbison I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362188) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Roblox You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362185) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: goy orbison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362189) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: dirigible behemothaur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362205) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49364045) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49364053) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM Author: potluck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49364099) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space "More like Jones GAY!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49362190) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) good joke i would've laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2),#49364050) |