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Dashing telephone
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https://condenaststore.com/featured/a-lawyer-is-seen-holding...
poppy ladyboy round eye
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Spruce drunken locus
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ocher old irish cottage
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nofapping lodge weed whacker
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twisted aggressive parlour idiot
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how can I purchase a ticket for admission to a screening of ...
heady elite stead multi-billionaire
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Mentally impaired dark potus
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Aphrodisiac shrine
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wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
ruddy slimy brunch water buffalo
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awkward stag film degenerate
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these links still work 180
Lake Piazza Goyim
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Passionate becky station
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tan dingle berry
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floppy plaza
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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Dashing telephone
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multi-colored indian lodge
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ruddy slimy brunch water buffalo
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Racy sandwich
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poppy ladyboy round eye
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vermilion gas station
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stirring factory reset button church building
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laughsome indigo gaming laptop temple
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maniacal therapy
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Galvanic Sanctuary
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Aphrodisiac shrine
  02/23/22
*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
House-broken persian box office
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jet diverse space hissy fit
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Henna Puppy
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
lascivious nudist blood rage
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bateful free-loading base volcanic crater
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Aphrodisiac shrine
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
lascivious nudist blood rage
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at-the-ready arousing newt home
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multi-colored indian lodge
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ocher old irish cottage
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Dashing telephone
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jet diverse space hissy fit
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
nofapping lodge weed whacker
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fucking lol
Aphrodisiac shrine
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vigorous dysfunction pit
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sticky goal in life haunted graveyard
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tan dingle berry
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ruddy slimy brunch water buffalo
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180000
Cruel-hearted shimmering foreskin
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Racy sandwich
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twisted aggressive parlour idiot
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brindle nowag international law enforcement agency
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floppy plaza
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
tan dingle berry
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1800000
lascivious nudist blood rage
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legit
jet diverse space hissy fit
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Slippery fantasy-prone set depressive
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Height of assosciate?
Cobalt School Cafeteria
  05/08/15
6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
tan dingle berry
  03/12/16
lmfao
excitant trailer park
  10/28/16
LOL
Impertinent Charcoal Abode Hunting Ground
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lol
Purple spectacular field
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Dull coiffed filthpig theater stage
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Lemon soul-stirring electric furnace
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startled cerebral regret center
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blathering chad address
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twisted aggressive parlour idiot
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laughsome indigo gaming laptop temple
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talking site elastic band
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maniacal therapy
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Fragrant selfie
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Irradiated chrome theater mental disorder
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mustard hominid pisswyrm
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
amber swashbuckling bawdyhouse
  03/12/15
Moar!
bateful free-loading base volcanic crater
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
Cocky lay
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Passionate becky station
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Aphrodisiac shrine
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Bipolar gaping tanning salon
  03/25/15
Lol 1800
startled cerebral regret center
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blathering chad address
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Dull coiffed filthpig theater stage
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maniacal therapy
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Sadistic flesh range antidepressant drug
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Passionate becky station
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Mint misanthropic garrison
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Passionate becky station
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Fragrant selfie
  03/25/24
I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Dashing telephone
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Pontificating school
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Pungent magenta area
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Aphrodisiac shrine
  02/21/22
It practically writes itself!
bateful free-loading base volcanic crater
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Aphrodisiac shrine
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Aphrodisiac shrine
  02/21/22
Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Aphrodisiac shrine
  02/21/22
You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
House-broken persian box office
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Dashing telephone
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Hairraiser flushed public bath
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
jet diverse space hissy fit
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Dashing telephone
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
jet diverse space hissy fit
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Dashing telephone
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
jet diverse space hissy fit
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Shit
Dashing telephone
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Pungent magenta area
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Topaz cuckold
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
razzle-dazzle ultramarine mediation
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Cruel-hearted shimmering foreskin
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Dashing telephone
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Passionate becky station
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Aphrodisiac shrine
  02/18/22
still going strong
Passionate becky station
  04/20/22
(Chip Kelly)
Racy sandwich
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
Dashing telephone
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Pungent magenta area
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
House-broken persian box office
  03/11/15
All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Racy sandwich
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Dashing telephone
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
House-broken persian box office
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Racy sandwich
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mauve house
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Hairraiser flushed public bath
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Mint misanthropic garrison
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ruddy slimy brunch water buffalo
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Pontificating school
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Dashing telephone
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flirting bull headed jewess rigor
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nofapping lodge weed whacker
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ruddy slimy brunch water buffalo
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Dashing telephone
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*bark aves
haunting drab library generalized bond
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Abnormal fluffy resort
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Aphrodisiac shrine
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Pontificating school
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poppy ladyboy round eye
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Racy sandwich
  03/11/15
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Cream mildly autistic point
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
wonderful offensive native rigpig
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Pontificating school
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floppy plaza
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vermilion gas station
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poppy ladyboy round eye
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Cruel-hearted shimmering foreskin
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Pungent magenta area
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startling bbw
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
tan dingle berry
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nofapping lodge weed whacker
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sienna appetizing mood toilet seat
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180 quadroon
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Racy sandwich
  03/12/15
OMG spot on movie voice guy!
amber swashbuckling bawdyhouse
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Sick Beady-eyed Locale
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Boyish maroon athletic conference giraffe
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
High-end rough-skinned feces milk
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Vivacious Organic Girlfriend
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twisted aggressive parlour idiot
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lmao
Histrionic meetinghouse
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Lime Big Sneaky Criminal
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laughsome indigo gaming laptop temple
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jet diverse space hissy fit
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Sinister Buff Senate
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talking site elastic band
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talking site elastic band
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talking site elastic band
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Embarrassed to the bone national security agency toaster
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Mint misanthropic garrison
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180
Passionate becky station
  12/09/21
!!!
Aphrodisiac shrine
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Contagious nursing home coldplay fan
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Passionate becky station
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
wonderful offensive native rigpig
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green concupiscible stage
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french bronze legend stain
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know-it-all trip market alpha
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Odious Cordovan Lettuce Casino
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
brass jet-lagged partner
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hot queen of the night pozpig
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
razzle-dazzle ultramarine mediation
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Dashing telephone
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
fuchsia bespoke whorehouse fortuitous meteor
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Dashing telephone
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
bateful free-loading base volcanic crater
  10/09/16
Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
wonderful offensive native rigpig
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Dashing telephone
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Aphrodisiac shrine
  02/21/22
Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
aromatic principal's office azn
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plum doobsian juggernaut
  03/12/15
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Racy sandwich
  03/12/15
180
Violet talented menage tank
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ocher old irish cottage
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jet diverse space hissy fit
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Passionate becky station
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Racy sandwich
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
Blue nighttime hospital legal warrant
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Racy sandwich
  03/12/15
great thread
electric sapphire new version pocket flask
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
amber swashbuckling bawdyhouse
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
tan dingle berry
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
wild canary hell coffee pot
  04/14/16
Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
heady elite stead multi-billionaire
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green concupiscible stage
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
heady elite stead multi-billionaire
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heady elite stead multi-billionaire
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
Razzmatazz Church
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Greedy hairless reading party place of business
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Passionate becky station
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180
Aphrodisiac shrine
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
heady elite stead multi-billionaire
  03/13/15
Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
crawly sex offender
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Aphrodisiac shrine
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
heady elite stead multi-billionaire
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
multi-colored indian lodge
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
obsidian party of the first part state
  03/14/15
"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
obsidian party of the first part state
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Pungent magenta area
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Hairraiser flushed public bath
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Cocky lay
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stirring factory reset button church building
  03/16/15
*makes Buddy partner*
Razzmatazz Church
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Racy sandwich
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glittery internet-worthy crotch
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ruddy slimy brunch water buffalo
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ruh roh
twisted aggressive parlour idiot
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plum doobsian juggernaut
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
Boyish maroon athletic conference giraffe
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Supple opaque useless brakes
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Dashing telephone
  04/02/15
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ruddy slimy brunch water buffalo
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Thriller Federal Property
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
Dashing telephone
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
Pungent magenta area
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
Vivacious Organic Girlfriend
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provocative primrose candlestick maker cruise ship
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Mewling Brethren
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tan dingle berry
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plum doobsian juggernaut
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twisted aggressive parlour idiot
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deep orchestra pit black woman
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Mint misanthropic garrison
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Cerise Painfully Honest Laser Beams
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holy fucking shit
Histrionic meetinghouse
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jet diverse space hissy fit
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charismatic fat ankles deer antler
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talking site elastic band
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Iridescent friendly grandma
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know-it-all trip market alpha
  10/31/19
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Mint misanthropic garrison
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Aphrodisiac shrine
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
Passionate becky station
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Aphrodisiac shrine
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chestnut motley chapel genital piercing
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180
plum doobsian juggernaut
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180^180
Sick Beady-eyed Locale
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twisted aggressive parlour idiot
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jet diverse space hissy fit
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black hall boistinker
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
plum doobsian juggernaut
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plum doobsian juggernaut
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wonderful offensive native rigpig
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claret masturbator boiling water
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Passionate becky station
  12/06/21
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Aphrodisiac shrine
  12/10/21
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Passionate becky station
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Vivacious Organic Girlfriend
  04/27/15
HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
aromatic principal's office azn
  05/08/15
underrated
Aquamarine cuckoldry dilemma
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Vivacious Organic Girlfriend
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plum doobsian juggernaut
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
twisted aggressive parlour idiot
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Dashing telephone
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Titillating location mexican
  06/03/15
Ouch
Dashing telephone
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
hot queen of the night pozpig
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Aphrodisiac shrine
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Pungent magenta area
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180
cracking university nibblets
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ocher old irish cottage
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Pungent magenta area
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plum doobsian juggernaut
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Vivacious Organic Girlfriend
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Spruce drunken locus
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Self-centered Domesticated Parlor Halford
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
plum doobsian juggernaut
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
wonderful offensive native rigpig
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Dashing telephone
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
plum doobsian juggernaut
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
wonderful offensive native rigpig
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
bateful free-loading base volcanic crater
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claret masturbator boiling water
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
exciting fiercely-loyal sound barrier
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claret masturbator boiling water
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Aphrodisiac shrine
  12/10/21
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Aphrodisiac shrine
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
judgmental clear sweet tailpipe stage
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
claret masturbator boiling water
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
claret masturbator boiling water
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nubile cuck
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claret masturbator boiling water
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
talking site elastic band
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wonderful offensive native rigpig
  07/15/16
CR.
Aphrodisiac shrine
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plum doobsian juggernaut
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claret masturbator boiling water
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i really like it here
Dashing telephone
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Aphrodisiac shrine
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Aphrodisiac shrine
  02/22/22
Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
Aphrodisiac shrine
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talking site elastic band
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claret masturbator boiling water
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
talking site elastic band
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claret masturbator boiling water
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Dashing telephone
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plum doobsian juggernaut
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hideous copper travel guidebook step-uncle's house
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Aphrodisiac shrine
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
Aphrodisiac shrine
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talking site elastic band
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bat shit crazy tantric theatre wagecucks
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nubile cuck
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talking site elastic band
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
exhilarant umber forum
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plum doobsian juggernaut
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plum doobsian juggernaut
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Self-absorbed Comical Doctorate
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talking site elastic band
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claret masturbator boiling water
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Dull coiffed filthpig theater stage
  04/01/17
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Self-absorbed Comical Doctorate
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Stimulating duck-like wrinkle patrolman
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Impertinent Charcoal Abode Hunting Ground
  05/31/17
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plum doobsian juggernaut
  08/14/17
TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
adventurous alcoholic ratface
  08/14/17
Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog alle...
plum doobsian juggernaut
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Aphrodisiac shrine
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Aphrodisiac shrine
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carmine den
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Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talen...
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:03 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: wonderful offensive native rigpig

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: House-broken persian box office

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: lascivious nudist blood rage

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: lascivious nudist blood rage

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: nofapping lodge weed whacker

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: tan dingle berry

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: lascivious nudist blood rage

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: jet diverse space hissy fit

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Cobalt School Cafeteria

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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: tan dingle berry

6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: excitant trailer park

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Impertinent Charcoal Abode Hunting Ground

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Purple spectacular field

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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: amber swashbuckling bawdyhouse

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: bateful free-loading base volcanic crater

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Cocky lay

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:26 AM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: startled cerebral regret center

Lol 1800

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: blathering chad address

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Dashing telephone

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Pontificating school

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: Pungent magenta area



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: bateful free-loading base volcanic crater

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: House-broken persian box office

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Dashing telephone



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: jet diverse space hissy fit

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Dashing telephone

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: jet diverse space hissy fit

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Dashing telephone

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: jet diverse space hissy fit

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Dashing telephone

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Pungent magenta area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Topaz cuckold



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ultramarine mediation

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted shimmering foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Dashing telephone



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Passionate becky station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Passionate becky station

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Racy sandwich

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Dashing telephone

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Pungent magenta area



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: House-broken persian box office

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Racy sandwich

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Dashing telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: House-broken persian box office

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Racy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: mauve house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser flushed public bath



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: ruddy slimy brunch water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Pontificating school

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Dashing telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: flirting bull headed jewess rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: nofapping lodge weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: ruddy slimy brunch water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Dashing telephone

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: haunting drab library generalized bond

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Abnormal fluffy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Pontificating school

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: poppy ladyboy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Racy sandwich

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Cream mildly autistic point

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: wonderful offensive native rigpig

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Pontificating school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: floppy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: vermilion gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: poppy ladyboy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted shimmering foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Pungent magenta area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: startling bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: tan dingle berry

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: nofapping lodge weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: sienna appetizing mood toilet seat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: 180 quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Racy sandwich

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: amber swashbuckling bawdyhouse

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Sick Beady-eyed Locale

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Boyish maroon athletic conference giraffe

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: High-end rough-skinned feces milk

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Vivacious Organic Girlfriend



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Histrionic meetinghouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine

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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: wonderful offensive native rigpig

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: green concupiscible stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: brass jet-lagged partner

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: hot queen of the night pozpig



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ultramarine mediation

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Dashing telephone

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: fuchsia bespoke whorehouse fortuitous meteor

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Dashing telephone

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: bateful free-loading base volcanic crater

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: wonderful offensive native rigpig

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Dashing telephone



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: aromatic principal's office azn

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: plum doobsian juggernaut



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Racy sandwich

!

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Author: Violet talented menage tank

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Author: ocher old irish cottage



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: jet diverse space hissy fit



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Passionate becky station



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Racy sandwich

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Blue nighttime hospital legal warrant

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Racy sandwich

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: electric sapphire new version pocket flask

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: amber swashbuckling bawdyhouse

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: tan dingle berry

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: wild canary hell coffee pot

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: heady elite stead multi-billionaire

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: green concupiscible stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: heady elite stead multi-billionaire

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: heady elite stead multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Church

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Greedy hairless reading party place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Passionate becky station

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: heady elite stead multi-billionaire

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: crawly sex offender

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: heady elite stead multi-billionaire

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: multi-colored indian lodge

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: obsidian party of the first part state

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: obsidian party of the first part state

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Pungent magenta area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser flushed public bath

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Cocky lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: stirring factory reset button church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Church

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Racy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: glittery internet-worthy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: ruddy slimy brunch water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: twisted aggressive parlour idiot

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: plum doobsian juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Boyish maroon athletic conference giraffe

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Supple opaque useless brakes

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Dashing telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: ruddy slimy brunch water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Thriller Federal Property

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Dashing telephone

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Pungent magenta area

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Vivacious Organic Girlfriend

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: provocative primrose candlestick maker cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Mewling Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: tan dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: plum doobsian juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: twisted aggressive parlour idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: deep orchestra pit black woman



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Mint misanthropic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Cerise Painfully Honest Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Histrionic meetinghouse

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: jet diverse space hissy fit



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: charismatic fat ankles deer antler



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: talking site elastic band



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Iridescent friendly grandma



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: know-it-all trip market alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Mint misanthropic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Passionate becky station

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: chestnut motley chapel genital piercing



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: plum doobsian juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Sick Beady-eyed Locale

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: twisted aggressive parlour idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: jet diverse space hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: black hall boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: plum doobsian juggernaut

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: plum doobsian juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: wonderful offensive native rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: claret masturbator boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Passionate becky station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Passionate becky station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Vivacious Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: aromatic principal's office azn

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Aquamarine cuckoldry dilemma

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Vivacious Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: plum doobsian juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: twisted aggressive parlour idiot

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Dashing telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Titillating location mexican

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Dashing telephone

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: hot queen of the night pozpig

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Pungent magenta area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: cracking university nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: ocher old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Pungent magenta area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: plum doobsian juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Spruce drunken locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Self-centered Domesticated Parlor Halford

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: plum doobsian juggernaut

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: wonderful offensive native rigpig

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Dashing telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: plum doobsian juggernaut

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: wonderful offensive native rigpig

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: bateful free-loading base volcanic crater

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: claret masturbator boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal sound barrier

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: claret masturbator boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: judgmental clear sweet tailpipe stage

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: claret masturbator boiling water

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: claret masturbator boiling water

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: nubile cuck



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: claret masturbator boiling water



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: talking site elastic band

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: wonderful offensive native rigpig



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: plum doobsian juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: claret masturbator boiling water



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Dashing telephone

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: talking site elastic band



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: claret masturbator boiling water



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: talking site elastic band

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: claret masturbator boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Dashing telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: plum doobsian juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: hideous copper travel guidebook step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: talking site elastic band



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: bat shit crazy tantric theatre wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: nubile cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: talking site elastic band



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: exhilarant umber forum

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: plum doobsian juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: plum doobsian juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Comical Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: talking site elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: claret masturbator boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Dull coiffed filthpig theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Comical Doctorate



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Stimulating duck-like wrinkle patrolman



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Impertinent Charcoal Abode Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: plum doobsian juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: adventurous alcoholic ratface

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: plum doobsian juggernaut

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: carmine den



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone national security agency toaster

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Disrespectful Background Story Ape



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: adulterous mind-boggling heaven idea he suggested

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Curious coral associate

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: flatulent sooty office



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Dead corner



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: know-it-all trip market alpha



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: claret masturbator boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: nubile cuck



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: claret masturbator boiling water



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Fragrant selfie



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: plum doobsian juggernaut

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Citrine Institution



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Crimson Clown

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: sickened jade double fault

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: vibrant kitchen



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Out-of-control psychic



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Passionate becky station

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: poppy ladyboy round eye

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: poppy ladyboy round eye

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: vibrant kitchen

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: poppy ladyboy round eye

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Razzle chest-beating karate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: Passionate becky station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#49521933)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author:  pearl pervert



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: Insanely creepy ticket booth love of her life



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: Greedy hairless reading party place of business



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Passionate becky station



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Passionate becky station

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: Mint misanthropic garrison



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Passionate becky station

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2),#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Passionate becky station



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Fragrant selfie



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