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Middle aged law shrew sent me more nudes

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
omg that tub you should date her just to get access to t...
Charismatic territorial pit
  12/21/16
Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho ...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like ...
Useless heaven
  12/21/16
...
free-loading self-absorbed brunch
  12/22/16
would schnarf that--not gonna lie
Deep slate theater stage pozpig
  04/09/17
Pretty sure you poasted this before
dull crotch stag film
  12/21/16
Very similar. This one is new today.
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
how old is she
aqua stead
  12/21/16
40ish
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
...
Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike
  12/21/16
Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I w...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
god they are such whores
crystalline cerebral ratface gaming laptop
  12/21/16
write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be i...
passionate charcoal toaster fortuitous meteor
  12/21/16
cr
Sick Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  12/21/16
Lmao
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/dafJV
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
you couldn't even correct the grammar?
Useless heaven
  12/21/16
Nope.
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
Loool
Boyish Mauve Liquid Oxygen
  12/21/16
...
Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike
  12/21/16
quotes ruin it
crystalline cerebral ratface gaming laptop
  12/21/16
Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
what was her response?
aqua stead
  12/21/16
Still waiting
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
...
aqua stead
  12/21/16
Nothing yet.
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
...
aqua stead
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/4kY41
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
180000000000000
aqua stead
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
...
aqua stead
  12/21/16
one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd...
Sick Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
...
aqua stead
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/uuWra
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
gooch! omg, that amazing.
Useless heaven
  12/21/16
I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
So good. Thank you for this thread.
elite buck-toothed foreskin address
  12/22/16
https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/16
hahahah
crystalline cerebral ratface gaming laptop
  12/22/16
...
Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike
  12/22/16
LMAO 180
exciting water buffalo
  12/22/16
180000
Avocado mind-boggling toilet seat
  12/22/16
lmaooooo
Self-centered glassy corner
  12/22/16
...
Comical cerise trump supporter
  12/22/16
180
vivacious fanboi
  12/22/16
180
Marvelous hall messiness
  12/23/16
179, "cum cannon" would be 180
Swashbuckling point yarmulke
  12/26/16
Thundercock makes it 180
drab adventurous antidepressant drug
  04/07/17
lmao
Nubile Cream Dilemma Hominid
  10/04/17
...
seedy puce codepig institution
  10/04/17
180!!
gaped ultramarine crackhouse idiot
  10/28/18
ho lee fuk, crying IRL
drab adventurous antidepressant drug
  09/09/20
...
stirring sable sandwich
  09/09/20
lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort
Honey-headed Parlour
  01/17/21
...
gaped ultramarine crackhouse idiot
  01/17/21
LMAO
Ivory Anal Lay
  11/24/22
180
flesh yapping ticket booth
  11/24/22
AAA
Hot wonderful becky
  11/24/22
damn this girl is dirty
Useless heaven
  12/21/16
180
Naked rose jew stage
  12/22/16
So prescient
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/16
...
Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike
  12/21/16
180
Naked rose jew stage
  12/22/16
lol "who typed the message"--write back "I ri...
Hateful dashing private investor
  12/21/16
...
copper fear-inspiring fat ankles forum
  12/21/16
...
Histrionic translucent turdskin
  12/22/16
LOL
Self-centered glassy corner
  12/21/16
...
Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike
  12/21/16
LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to s...
irradiated high-end stage hairy legs
  12/22/16
...
odious church building
  12/22/16
...
Self-centered glassy corner
  12/23/16
...
cracking mewling area
  12/28/16
Send her the xo link for context
Multi-colored boltzmann
  04/15/19
...
stirring sable sandwich
  09/09/20
...
Laughsome awkward main people
  12/21/16
Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth canc...
vigorous ebony pistol rehab
  12/22/16
...
Mahogany Sadistic Bbw Hell
  12/26/16
i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what ...
Sick Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  12/21/16
Jfc i just threw up
odious church building
  12/21/16
wtf is going on between her legs?
Lime internal respiration
  12/21/16
See op
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It'...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
...
aqua stead
  12/21/16
Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. S...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
Would jizz and piss on it still
Maize piazza
  12/21/16
http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animal...
Self-centered glassy corner
  12/21/16
Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....
Useless heaven
  12/21/16
She's married. Lives a long way away.
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
wait, so how did you even start texting with her?
Useless heaven
  12/21/16
She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She pro...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
good lord they are such whores describe her facebook phot...
crystalline cerebral ratface gaming laptop
  12/21/16
Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a g...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
You show marked restraint
Naked rose jew stage
  12/22/16
lol
arousing property blood rage
  12/22/16
lol
Self-centered glassy corner
  12/21/16
i hate cheaters could never do it myself
crystalline cerebral ratface gaming laptop
  12/21/16
Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless thoug...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she h...
crystalline cerebral ratface gaming laptop
  12/21/16
If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking oth...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/16
Very noble of you. I agree
provocative box office friendly grandma
  09/09/20
poast some pix of cucky
Sick Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  12/21/16
Nah
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
...
Self-centered glassy corner
  12/21/16
Twist: OP is the cucky.
Crawly glittery theater
  12/22/16
good times
Useless heaven
  12/21/16
Man, she loves that tub.
chrome depressive
  12/21/16
*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.
Charismatic territorial pit
  12/22/16
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursul...
blathering wrinkle sweet tailpipe
  12/22/16
I LOL'd
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/16
I've definitely fucked thos fake tits
drab adventurous antidepressant drug
  04/07/17
She looks jewish
lascivious insanely creepy bawdyhouse prole
  09/09/20
lol she looks totally fuckable man
grizzly senate
  12/21/16
damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)
pink quadroon
  12/21/16
Face is much better than body.
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
you should have fucked her in law school
Useless heaven
  12/21/16
I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stink...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
pics?
Useless heaven
  12/21/16
All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/16
does she have any kids?
aqua stead
  12/21/16
A few
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
wtf chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody els...
aqua stead
  12/21/16
I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp di...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you ca...
chrome depressive
  12/21/16
Nah. She says his first name.
stirring sable sandwich
  12/21/16
...
Transparent Learning Disabled Market
  04/07/17
poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast co...
Deep slate theater stage pozpig
  04/09/17
gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't ...
Hyperactive knife
  12/22/16
SUPERMAN DAT
crimson faggotry tanning salon
  12/22/16
stfu faggot
Saffron know-it-all mad cow disease selfie
  04/09/17
180 thread any face pics
Chocolate Roommate
  12/22/16
I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser o...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/16
Pls respond
copper fear-inspiring fat ankles forum
  12/22/16
...
irradiated high-end stage hairy legs
  12/22/16
You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope y...
out-of-control aquamarine alpha
  12/22/16
I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/16
180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew ...
Laughsome awkward main people
  12/22/16
great thread
Aromatic School Cafeteria Deer Antler
  12/22/16
...
Saffron know-it-all mad cow disease selfie
  06/04/17
not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea ...
green jap
  12/22/16
fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.
Chestnut Base Goal In Life
  12/22/16
...
Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike
  12/22/16
...
Hairraiser Infuriating Background Story Kitty Cat
  12/22/16
Came here to say this
Supple filthpig
  12/22/16
a bit sad i missed this thread last night
spectacular nudist potus
  12/22/16
...
free-loading self-absorbed brunch
  12/22/16
even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for y...
Self-centered glassy corner
  12/22/16
Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while
vigorous ebony pistol rehab
  12/22/16
I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts. LOL @ J...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/16
last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton
beady-eyed adulterous indian lodge stain
  12/22/16
...
red state
  12/22/16
...
Self-centered glassy corner
  12/22/16
...
Lake mother pisswyrm
  12/22/16
Lmao
Wine Galvanic Cuck
  12/22/16
LOL
unhinged round eye meetinghouse
  12/22/16
...
vigorous ebony pistol rehab
  12/22/16
the fabric of our lives ofs
Marvelous hall messiness
  12/23/16
...
Transparent Learning Disabled Market
  04/07/17
i fucking love it here
Nubile Cream Dilemma Hominid
  10/04/17
...
turquoise doobsian resort
  10/04/17
...
unhinged round eye meetinghouse
  05/18/20
i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and the...
Hairraiser Infuriating Background Story Kitty Cat
  12/22/16
Thought that was funny too.
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/16
Still haven't responded to her https://imgur.com/a/otcqT
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/16
jesus christ
Self-centered glassy corner
  12/22/16
...
Deep slate theater stage pozpig
  04/09/17
now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold
Titillating Brindle Locale
  12/22/16
...
odious church building
  12/22/16
To be ric flair, woo!
Electric Onyx Karate
  12/22/16
Just made my non-law buddy read this thread. His respons...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/16
Urbanbaby
painfully honest drunken corn cake tattoo
  12/22/16
...
Bistre lodge sneaky criminal
  12/22/16
!!!
Supple filthpig
  12/22/16
THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REP...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/16
i just realized i'm gay
Sick Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  12/22/16
...
Mildly Autistic School
  12/22/16
Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins
painfully honest drunken corn cake tattoo
  12/22/16
...
Self-centered glassy corner
  12/22/16
...
Histrionic translucent turdskin
  12/22/16
...
elite buck-toothed foreskin address
  12/23/16
Jesus. . What did I just see
Exhilarant hospital
  04/09/17
...
bipolar french chef
  10/02/17
Me too
turquoise doobsian resort
  10/04/17
...
drab adventurous antidepressant drug
  09/09/20
...
Sepia Chapel
  09/09/20
you don't say
Naked rose jew stage
  09/09/20
Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus...
Lake mother pisswyrm
  12/22/16
Bridge too far
Costumed multi-billionaire
  12/22/16
...
Wine Galvanic Cuck
  12/22/16
...
Marvelous hall messiness
  12/23/16
Very disappointing
Hairraiser Infuriating Background Story Kitty Cat
  12/22/16
THOO DARK!~
Self-centered glassy corner
  12/22/16
jfc
jet misunderstood garrison athletic conference
  12/22/16
spaghetti?
blathering wrinkle sweet tailpipe
  12/22/16
was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner th...
Pale stubborn field
  12/22/16
18000000000000000000000000
aqua stead
  12/22/16
needs a manicure
twinkling idiotic set hunting ground
  12/22/16
she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?
twinkling idiotic set hunting ground
  12/22/16
http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gi...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/16
i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor
crystalline cerebral ratface gaming laptop
  12/22/16
Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even...
copper fear-inspiring fat ankles forum
  12/22/16
that's what so crazy about this whole thing
Aromatic School Cafeteria Deer Antler
  04/09/17
Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face
odious church building
  12/22/16
Lol
alcoholic scourge upon the earth
  12/22/16
...
Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike
  12/22/16
Lol
Pale stubborn field
  12/22/16
...
provocative box office friendly grandma
  04/09/17
...
Saffron know-it-all mad cow disease selfie
  04/09/17
Xo bannon tbf
Avocado mind-boggling toilet seat
  04/09/17
...
Mahogany Sadistic Bbw Hell
  07/27/17
...
vigorous ebony pistol rehab
  07/27/17
...
cocky razzle people who are hurt
  10/28/18
...
Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike
  10/28/18
...
stirring sable sandwich
  04/15/19
...
flesh yapping ticket booth
  11/24/22
Sad!
Useless heaven
  12/22/16
would still bang
spectacular nudist potus
  12/22/16
...
Big-titted startled national security agency native
  12/23/16
...
free-loading self-absorbed brunch
  11/24/22
that pussy looks cavernous
Cowardly Thriller Doctorate
  12/22/16
3 kids?
drab adventurous antidepressant drug
  04/07/17
2 kids
stirring sable sandwich
  04/07/17
So here are the last 20 minutes of my life: 1. I clicked ...
Razzmatazz Abode Volcanic Crater
  12/22/16
LMAO for real! Be thankful for your wife's beautiful goo...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/16
...
pink quadroon
  12/26/16
...
Hairraiser Infuriating Background Story Kitty Cat
  12/26/16
...
Exhilarant hospital
  04/09/17
...
Outnumbered principal's office
  08/17/19
...
vibrant shivering associate
  09/09/20
holy shit that made me sick to my stomach
Lime internal respiration
  04/09/17
...
Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike
  10/02/17
...
lavender violent skinny woman
  12/22/17
WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!
Bearded Lilac Tank
  12/22/16
Send her more ifnb lines
copper fear-inspiring fat ankles forum
  12/22/16
...
aqua stead
  12/22/16
Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all inter...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/16
...
Self-centered glassy corner
  12/22/16
So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is ...
Diverse yellow spot haunted graveyard
  12/22/16
She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be ...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/16
get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother
Pale stubborn field
  12/22/16
I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/16
Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.
embarrassed to the bone excitant regret psychic
  12/22/16
(guy who would rather have throat cancer)
Self-centered glassy corner
  12/23/16
Haven't responded yet https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq
stirring sable sandwich
  12/23/16
dont ghost her. let her down easy holy fuck that tub pic ...
aqua stead
  12/23/16
Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though https://imgur.c...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/23/16
Still need the hold
drab adventurous antidepressant drug
  04/07/17
DP with toys
drab adventurous antidepressant drug
  09/09/20
*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*
Aromatic School Cafeteria Deer Antler
  12/23/16
*radios enemadood for backup support*
Bistre lodge sneaky criminal
  12/23/16
...
Aromatic School Cafeteria Deer Antler
  12/28/16
what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feelin...
Marvelous hall messiness
  12/23/16
I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/23/16
Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her. Unhi...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/25/16
This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. T...
elite buck-toothed foreskin address
  12/25/16
This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness o...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/25/16
...
Self-centered glassy corner
  12/25/16
her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a respons...
elite buck-toothed foreskin address
  12/26/16
...
Honey-headed Parlour
  01/17/21
...
Transparent Learning Disabled Market
  04/07/17
JFC
Sepia Chapel
  12/25/16
lol jfc
Lime internal respiration
  12/25/16
fuckin LOL.
Self-centered glassy corner
  12/25/16
...
impressive contagious generalized bond
  12/26/16
normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty ...
Vengeful cumskin site
  12/28/16
You are a scholar for sharing this research
drab adventurous antidepressant drug
  04/07/17
she hit you with dat please respond
Aromatic School Cafeteria Deer Antler
  09/11/20
The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not apprecia...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/26/16
not that there's anything wrong with that
twinkling idiotic set hunting ground
  12/26/16
...
Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike
  12/28/16
how does that change anything? a cuckold of any other race ...
Vengeful cumskin site
  12/28/16
this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!
mustard thirsty plaza macaca
  04/09/17
Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill Fixed: https:...
stirring sable sandwich
  04/07/17
Broken link
Talented fuchsia famous landscape painting halford
  04/07/17
one sec, going to re-upload
stirring sable sandwich
  04/07/17
?
Garnet concupiscible gas station chad
  04/07/17
Fixed it
stirring sable sandwich
  04/07/17
wait have you met up at all yet or all text?
Fragrant Arrogant Cruise Ship Police Squad
  04/07/17
ALL TEXT Me ignoring her completely
stirring sable sandwich
  04/07/17
you should make her your sex slave
spectacular nudist potus
  04/07/17
At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, li...
stirring sable sandwich
  04/07/17
rate her on a scale from 1-10
spectacular nudist potus
  04/07/17
Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age ...
stirring sable sandwich
  04/07/17
an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable
spectacular nudist potus
  04/07/17
I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me a...
stirring sable sandwich
  04/07/17
Enjoy
drab adventurous antidepressant drug
  04/07/17
You owe it to the boart
drab adventurous antidepressant drug
  04/07/17
...
Transparent Learning Disabled Market
  04/07/17
link broken bro
Big twinkling uncleanness cuckoldry
  04/09/17
She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell...
stirring sable sandwich
  04/09/17
i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.
mustard thirsty plaza macaca
  04/09/17
...
stirring sable sandwich
  07/28/17
eh looks a little gross here
Lime internal respiration
  04/09/17
...
drab adventurous antidepressant drug
  06/04/17
180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop? ...
provocative box office friendly grandma
  04/09/17
Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time aro...
Bat Shit Crazy Range Circlehead
  04/09/17
TY
stirring sable sandwich
  04/09/17
...
lavender violent skinny woman
  12/22/17
If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious https://imgur....
stirring sable sandwich
  04/11/17
Just text her "I really think you should be more faithf...
Chocolate Roommate
  04/11/17
I'll prob say this soon
stirring sable sandwich
  07/27/17
lmao wtf jesus christ her poor husband
at-the-ready aggressive juggernaut ceo
  04/11/17
Would love to see her reaction if he said that
Chocolate Roommate
  04/11/17
Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.
Lake mother pisswyrm
  04/11/17
...
Bateful filthy coffee pot
  04/11/17
Lol. She's started texting me again after 3 months of ...
stirring sable sandwich
  07/27/17
does her first name happen to begin with an E?
swollen community account
  07/27/17
It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts... A...
stirring sable sandwich
  07/27/17
A filthy Jew whore? Color me shocked
Ruby aphrodisiac church philosopher-king
  07/27/17
...
lavender violent skinny woman
  12/22/17
holy shit man aint marriage a motherfucker anyway to d...
narrow-minded heady business firm
  07/27/17
You're barking up the wrong tree brother. Really wish I ...
stirring sable sandwich
  07/27/17
...
drab adventurous antidepressant drug
  09/09/20
Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics. Edit: ...
stirring sable sandwich
  10/02/17
yikes is that something they do to keep the dick from pop...
odious church building
  10/02/17
Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?
vigorous ebony pistol rehab
  10/02/17
...
Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike
  10/02/17
Posted moar pics.
stirring sable sandwich
  10/02/17
...
rebellious reading party
  10/02/17
Delivered
Naked rose jew stage
  09/09/20
lmao cant believ ei missed this thread
bipolar french chef
  10/02/17
;)
stirring sable sandwich
  10/03/17
https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ
stirring sable sandwich
  10/02/17
...
stirring sable sandwich
  10/02/17
She was a nurse before LS https://imgur.com/a/5boxb ...
stirring sable sandwich
  10/02/17
Update?
Carnelian 180 Elastic Band Boistinker
  10/04/17
She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.
stirring sable sandwich
  10/04/17
modernity.txt
Nubile Cream Dilemma Hominid
  10/04/17
she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women
Smoky racy national shitlib
  10/04/17
I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.
stirring sable sandwich
  10/04/17
Welp! Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch ...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/17
is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit
fantasy-prone pungent headpube
  12/22/17
I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she ...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/22/17
...
lavender violent skinny woman
  12/22/17
Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder? New ...
stirring sable sandwich
  04/05/18
She’s a woman
Fighting house-broken jewess
  04/05/18
Probably the best answer out there, tbh.
stirring sable sandwich
  04/05/18
...
vigorous ebony pistol rehab
  04/05/18
...
stirring sable sandwich
  08/17/19
...
razzle-dazzle whorehouse electric furnace
  04/05/18
Lol so sad
Flickering Orchid Location Cuckold
  10/28/18
Jesus I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell i...
stirring sable sandwich
  05/20/18
She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of ...
stirring sable sandwich
  10/04/18
She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage....
lascivious insanely creepy bawdyhouse prole
  10/04/18
CR TY
stirring sable sandwich
  10/04/18
I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally reta...
stirring sable sandwich
  01/20/19
180
Frisky Buff Therapy
  04/15/19
...
Laughsome awkward main people
  08/17/19
LOL
bossy floppy library
  11/25/19
lmao
Chartreuse Public Bath Death Wish
  11/25/19
lol
jade deranged station
  09/09/20
...
motley home
  09/09/20
...
Indigo Dog Poop Useless Brakes
  09/09/20
...
Godawful trip goyim nowag
  09/11/20
Jfc
drab adventurous antidepressant drug
  01/17/21
Lol
flesh yapping ticket booth
  11/24/22
Update?
Khaki new version
  09/09/20
dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts: ...
Stimulating office
  09/09/20
She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems...
stirring sable sandwich
  09/09/20
correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely mea...
Stimulating office
  09/09/20
Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday
stirring sable sandwich
  09/11/20
tyfys
Aromatic School Cafeteria Deer Antler
  09/11/20
Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months...
stirring sable sandwich
  09/21/20
...
stirring sable sandwich
  12/25/20
What a fucking weird message. Women r sick
gaped ultramarine crackhouse idiot
  01/17/21
What did it say
Orange place of business
  11/24/22
Dirte, where the fuck are you?
Ivory Anal Lay
  09/17/22
https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb LOL
stirring sable sandwich
  11/24/22
Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM Author: dirte https://...
bossy floppy library
  11/24/22
holy shit he’s alive, 180
Soul-stirring demanding affirmative action idea he suggested
  11/24/22
We love you Dirte
Frisky Buff Therapy
  11/24/22
...
curious boiling water
  11/24/22
Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls
free-loading self-absorbed brunch
  11/24/22
...
Ivory Anal Lay
  11/24/22
You still poast!?
Federal shrine legal warrant
  11/24/22
Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.
coiffed newt feces
  11/24/22
...
Locus
  11/24/22
...
disturbing mexican house
  11/24/22
what a chad
spectacular nudist potus
  11/24/22
Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How wo...
amber kitchen dysfunction
  11/24/22
...
mischievous nursing home
  11/24/22
Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re b...
flesh yapping ticket booth
  11/24/22
I love this thread
vigorous ebony pistol rehab
  08/09/23
I can't believe this was almost a decade ago Imgur must h...
dirte
  08/26/25
180 even without the nudes
Begs the Jewish Question
  08/26/25
Epic thread. When you make em tingle it sparks crazy.
No pants Mance
  08/26/25
...
dirte
  08/27/25


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Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are dirty sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/Khsjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201760)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Charismatic territorial pit

omg that tub

you should date her just to get access to that tub wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201768)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho now that I'm looking at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201777)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: Useless heaven

Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like she might have a penis between her legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201798)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: free-loading self-absorbed brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Deep slate theater stage pozpig

would schnarf that--not gonna lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33030257)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: dull crotch stag film

Pretty sure you poasted this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201770)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Very similar. This one is new today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201783)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: aqua stead

how old is she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201771)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

40ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201786)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201775)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I was actually interested in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201801)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: crystalline cerebral ratface gaming laptop

god they are such whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201778)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: passionate charcoal toaster fortuitous meteor

write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be in sending a more photo.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201779)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Sick Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201791)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201793)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

https://imgur.com/a/dafJV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201815)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: Useless heaven

you couldn't even correct the grammar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201824)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201835)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: Boyish Mauve Liquid Oxygen

Loool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201831)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201838)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: crystalline cerebral ratface gaming laptop

quotes ruin it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201844)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201851)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: aqua stead

what was her response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201855)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Still waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201867)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: aqua stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201947)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Nothing yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201961)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202002)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: aqua stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202011)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:43 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

https://imgur.com/a/4kY41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202062)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: aqua stead

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202073)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202092)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: aqua stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202111)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:50 PM
Author: Sick Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd have learned that if someone tells us we don't want to see the butthole, we don't want to see the butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202122)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202190)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: aqua stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202195)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

https://imgur.com/a/uuWra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202200)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Useless heaven

gooch! omg, that amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202209)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202217)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: elite buck-toothed foreskin address

So good. Thank you for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208364)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202253)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: crystalline cerebral ratface gaming laptop

hahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202282)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202293)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:39 AM
Author: exciting water buffalo

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202824)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Avocado mind-boggling toilet seat

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32203956)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: Self-centered glassy corner

lmaooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204006)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Comical cerise trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32205745)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: vivacious fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208901)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: Marvelous hall messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32214454)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling point yarmulke

179, "cum cannon" would be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32234117)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: drab adventurous antidepressant drug

Thundercock makes it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014154)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Nubile Cream Dilemma Hominid

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34370305)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: seedy puce codepig institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34370315)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: gaped ultramarine crackhouse idiot

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#37111138)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:35 AM
Author: drab adventurous antidepressant drug

ho lee fuk, crying IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40891406)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40893306)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 17th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed Parlour

lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#41769946)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: gaped ultramarine crackhouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#41769992)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Ivory Anal Lay

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540052)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: flesh yapping ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540465)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Hot wonderful becky

AAA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540582)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Useless heaven

damn this girl is dirty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202202)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: Naked rose jew stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204101)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

So prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208814)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202115)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: Naked rose jew stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204096)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Hateful dashing private investor

lol "who typed the message"--write back "I rill like your photo. I rikke a eat a pussy cat. I rrikke a eat oatmeal. i no rike milk.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202024)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: copper fear-inspiring fat ankles forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202037)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Histrionic translucent turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209028)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Self-centered glassy corner

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202075)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202084)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: irradiated high-end stage hairy legs

LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to slurp my dick for every last drop". Her: "I want that too. Then I want to wake up cuddled on your chest"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202768)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: odious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208961)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: Self-centered glassy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32214198)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: cracking mewling area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32246753)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:47 AM
Author: Multi-colored boltzmann

Send her the xo link for context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#38090524)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:36 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40891227)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Laughsome awkward main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201967)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: vigorous ebony pistol rehab

Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth cancer from eating her pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209437)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Mahogany Sadistic Bbw Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32234107)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Sick Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what firm does she work at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201806)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: odious church building

Jfc i just threw up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201843)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: Lime internal respiration

wtf is going on between her legs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201854)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

See op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201861)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:25 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It's fun fucking with her though

https://imgur.com/a/mFEao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201894)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:26 PM
Author: aqua stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201903)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. She's old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201918)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Maize piazza

Would jizz and piss on it still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201928)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: Self-centered glassy corner

http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animals/turkey/@@download/image/turkey.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201935)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201968)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Useless heaven

why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201915)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

She's married. Lives a long way away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201924)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Useless heaven

wait, so how did you even start texting with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201932)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She professed a crush she never told me about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201950)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: crystalline cerebral ratface gaming laptop

good lord they are such whores

describe her facebook photos with family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201965)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a good dood that loves her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201983)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Naked rose jew stage

You show marked restraint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204112)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: arousing property blood rage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204229)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Self-centered glassy corner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201991)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: crystalline cerebral ratface gaming laptop

i hate cheaters

could never do it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202039)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202106)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: crystalline cerebral ratface gaming laptop

idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she has the intent

what does this slut do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202173)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202285)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: provocative box office friendly grandma

Very noble of you. I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40892130)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Sick Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

poast some pix of cucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201966)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201993)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Self-centered glassy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202015)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: Crawly glittery theater

Twist: OP is the cucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204670)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Useless heaven

good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202033)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: chrome depressive

Man, she loves that tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202012)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Charismatic territorial pit

*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202835)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: blathering wrinkle sweet tailpipe

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursula_transparent.png/revision/latest?cb=20151204152846

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202759)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

I LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32205065)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: drab adventurous antidepressant drug

I've definitely fucked thos fake tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014131)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: lascivious insanely creepy bawdyhouse prole

She looks jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40891424)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: grizzly senate

lol she looks totally fuckable man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201973)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: pink quadroon

damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201978)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Face is much better than body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201990)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Useless heaven

you should have fucked her in law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202041)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stinky puss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202169)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Useless heaven

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202180)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202267)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: aqua stead

does she have any kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32201997)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

A few

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202004)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: aqua stead

wtf

chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202019)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202035)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: chrome depressive

Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you call someone when you are fucking people other than them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202148)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Nah. She says his first name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202210)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: Transparent Learning Disabled Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014226)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Deep slate theater stage pozpig

poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast complaints!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33030263)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: Hyperactive knife

gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't be shy. Give me something good. I don't need no barbie dolls; give me something real."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:03 AM
Author: crimson faggotry tanning salon

SUPERMAN DAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202725)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Saffron know-it-all mad cow disease selfie

stfu faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33030008)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Chocolate Roommate

180 thread any face pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202739)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser or something, I probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204889)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:16 AM
Author: copper fear-inspiring fat ankles forum

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202764)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:23 AM
Author: irradiated high-end stage hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202789)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:36 AM
Author: out-of-control aquamarine alpha

You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope you know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202817)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204904)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 3:11 AM
Author: Laughsome awkward main people

180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew reading this all and seeing the pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32202880)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:03 AM
Author: Aromatic School Cafeteria Deer Antler

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32203985)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Saffron know-it-all mad cow disease selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33473870)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 AM
Author: green jap

not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea creature" thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32203999)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: Chestnut Base Goal In Life

fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204087)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204092)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Hairraiser Infuriating Background Story Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204114)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Supple filthpig

Came here to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204178)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: spectacular nudist potus

a bit sad i missed this thread last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204308)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: free-loading self-absorbed brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204999)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: Self-centered glassy corner

even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for your service, OP. *salute*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: vigorous ebony pistol rehab

Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209643)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts.

LOL @ Jooish sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/YA7j7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: beady-eyed adulterous indian lodge stain

last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: red state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204699)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Self-centered glassy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204926)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Lake mother pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208647)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:25 PM
Author: Wine Galvanic Cuck

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208706)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: unhinged round eye meetinghouse

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209616)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: vigorous ebony pistol rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209623)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Marvelous hall messiness

the fabric of our lives ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32214480)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Transparent Learning Disabled Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014235)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Nubile Cream Dilemma Hominid

i fucking love it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34370316)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: turquoise doobsian resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34370428)



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Date: May 18th, 2020 6:29 PM
Author: unhinged round eye meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40232499)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Hairraiser Infuriating Background Story Kitty Cat

i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and then went to the anal line hoping to get more attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204663)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Thought that was funny too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204709)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:31 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Still haven't responded to her

https://imgur.com/a/otcqT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32207852)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Self-centered glassy corner

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208401)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Deep slate theater stage pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33030267)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: Titillating Brindle Locale

now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208452)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: odious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208988)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Electric Onyx Karate

To be ric flair,

woo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32204669)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Just made my non-law buddy read this thread.

His response:

"She's probably on another forum posting screenshots of these texts!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32205059)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: painfully honest drunken corn cake tattoo

Urbanbaby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32207894)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Bistre lodge sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:12 PM
Author: Supple filthpig

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208940)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER

IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REPULSIVE

https://imgur.com/a/0L5TX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208621)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: Sick Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

i just realized i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208629)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:01 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208894)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: painfully honest drunken corn cake tattoo

Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209018)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Self-centered glassy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209135)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Histrionic translucent turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209368)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: elite buck-toothed foreskin address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32214216)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Exhilarant hospital

Jesus. . What did I just see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33030218)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: bipolar french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34352046)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: turquoise doobsian resort

Me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34370437)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:37 AM
Author: drab adventurous antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40891408)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 8:49 AM
Author: Sepia Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40891667)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Naked rose jew stage

you don't say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40892144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: Lake mother pisswyrm

Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus the sun-damaged neck), I was expecting better.

Awesome thread, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208639)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:18 PM
Author: Costumed multi-billionaire

Bridge too far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208653)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Wine Galvanic Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208710)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Marvelous hall messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32214488)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser Infuriating Background Story Kitty Cat

Very disappointing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208673)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Self-centered glassy corner

THOO DARK!~

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208823)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: jet misunderstood garrison athletic conference

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208872)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: blathering wrinkle sweet tailpipe

spaghetti?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208891)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Pale stubborn field

was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner thighs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209746)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: aqua stead

18000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208898)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: twinkling idiotic set hunting ground

needs a manicure



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208899)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: twinkling idiotic set hunting ground

she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208907)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209034)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: crystalline cerebral ratface gaming laptop

i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208919)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: copper fear-inspiring fat ankles forum

Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208935)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 6:48 AM
Author: Aromatic School Cafeteria Deer Antler

that's what so crazy about this whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33029804)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: odious church building

Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: alcoholic scourge upon the earth

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209032)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209588)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Pale stubborn field

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209750)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: provocative box office friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33029995)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Saffron know-it-all mad cow disease selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33030009)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Avocado mind-boggling toilet seat

Xo bannon tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33030266)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: Mahogany Sadistic Bbw Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33865231)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: vigorous ebony pistol rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33866957)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: cocky razzle people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#37110934)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#37111275)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:42 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#38090502)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:41 PM
Author: flesh yapping ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540469)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Useless heaven

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209026)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: spectacular nudist potus

would still bang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209134)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Big-titted startled national security agency native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32214512)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:38 PM
Author: free-loading self-absorbed brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540149)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Cowardly Thriller Doctorate

that pussy looks cavernous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209366)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: drab adventurous antidepressant drug

3 kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014183)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014221)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Abode Volcanic Crater

So here are the last 20 minutes of my life:

1. I clicked on this thread and saw a poast indicating dirte had poasted an epic imgur of a 40+ y/o law shrew vag

2. I clicked on the imgur link because of course there was no turning back at that point

3. I saw the horrifying pictures of the IRL sarlacc pit

4. I heard my wife's footsteps walking away from the living room, presumably towards the bathroom, the route for which passes right behind my desk

5. I started mashing the "close" button on my browser

6. My computer (2 y/o iMac 27"), on which I just downloaded OS Sierra, froze

7. Footsteps grew louder and closer

8. I desperately pounded and held down the power button on the back of the machine to shut it off.

9. It didn't shut off as footsteps grew closer

10. I yanked the plug out literally 3 seconds before my wife would have walked behind me on the way to the bathroom and seen the photos dirte poasted

11. I blamed my hyperventilating on my stress over work and our upcoming holiday trip tomorrow at 7 AM

12. I am inexplicably motivated to oral sex my wife tonight



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209499)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

LMAO for real!

Be thankful for your wife's beautiful gooch.

Can you imagine her reaction if she saw you looking at that nasty cooter? *looks at you with disgust* REALLY?

EDIT: just googled Sarlacc Pit. I'm even LOLing harder IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209563)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: pink quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32234082)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser Infuriating Background Story Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32234095)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Exhilarant hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33030220)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:08 AM
Author: Outnumbered principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#38699877)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: vibrant shivering associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40892059)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Lime internal respiration

holy shit that made me sick to my stomach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33030105)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34352008)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: lavender violent skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34986716)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Bearded Lilac Tank

WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208908)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:13 PM
Author: copper fear-inspiring fat ankles forum

Send her more ifnb lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32208942)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: aqua stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209569)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all interest after seeing the Sarlacc Pit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209601)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Self-centered glassy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209620)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: Diverse yellow spot haunted graveyard

So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is holding out for you to propose a meetup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209681)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be my sex slave as long as I'll have her.

I keep coming up with reasons for her not to come up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209700)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Pale stubborn field

get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209754)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:53 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209765)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:52 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone excitant regret psychic

Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32209758)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: Self-centered glassy corner

(guy who would rather have throat cancer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32214192)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Haven't responded yet

https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32214159)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: aqua stead

dont ghost her. let her down easy

holy fuck that tub pic was misleading. i have low standards but even i cant go near this one after recent developments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32214187)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though

https://imgur.com/a/RDL7X

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32214429)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: drab adventurous antidepressant drug

Still need the hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014195)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: drab adventurous antidepressant drug

DP with toys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40891409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Aromatic School Cafeteria Deer Antler

*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32214222)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: Bistre lodge sneaky criminal

*radios enemadood for backup support*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32214435)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:11 AM
Author: Aromatic School Cafeteria Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32246768)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Marvelous hall messiness

what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feeling she would come unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32214511)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out. At first I thought she was just bored and fucking around. But the more I ignore her, the more she texts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32214550)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her.

Unhinging coming soon to a thread near you

https://imgur.com/a/7fPKD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32230226)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: elite buck-toothed foreskin address

This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. Thank you so much man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32230244)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness of American women. How nutso is this chick? I've literally never even touched her and haven't seen her in a decade. Luckily she lives 4,000 miles away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32230306)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Self-centered glassy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32230570)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:50 PM
Author: elite buck-toothed foreskin address

her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a response are terrifying. I was sure she would at some point snap and call you a piece of shit or ask why you were ignoring her but that never happened. She just continued to send you aggressively sexual messages and didn't even notice that you weren't responding. I found that fascinating. I wonder what her marriage is like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32233994)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#41769977)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Transparent Learning Disabled Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014273)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: Sepia Chapel

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32230294)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Lime internal respiration

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32230304)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Self-centered glassy corner

fuckin LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32230571)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: impressive contagious generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32233875)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: Vengeful cumskin site

normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty sure she would fly to ur house and dismember you alive at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32246782)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:42 AM
Author: drab adventurous antidepressant drug

You are a scholar for sharing this research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014105)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:37 AM
Author: Aromatic School Cafeteria Deer Antler

she hit you with dat please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40902643)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not appreciate is that her husband is HAPA, born in Taiwan.

Not sure of relevance though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32233940)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: twinkling idiotic set hunting ground

not that there's anything wrong with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32234002)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32246766)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Vengeful cumskin site

how does that change anything?

a cuckold of any other race is a cuckold still

(would have been kinda funny if he was black though)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#32246822)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:49 AM
Author: mustard thirsty plaza macaca

this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33029755)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:30 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill

Fixed:

https://imgur.com/a/rdMqq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014006)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: Talented fuchsia famous landscape painting halford

Broken link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014120)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

one sec, going to re-upload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014128)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: Garnet concupiscible gas station chad

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014121)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Fixed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014153)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: Fragrant Arrogant Cruise Ship Police Squad

wait have you met up at all yet or all text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014143)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

ALL TEXT

Me ignoring her completely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014156)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: spectacular nudist potus

you should make her your sex slave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014151)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014172)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: spectacular nudist potus

rate her on a scale from 1-10



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014189)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age adjusted 6.5. Now, a solid 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014215)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: spectacular nudist potus

an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014232)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me at whatever ski resort I go to and get used and abused willingly.

She will probably pay for the condo and all my meals. She's a rich jewess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014246)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: drab adventurous antidepressant drug

Enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014288)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: drab adventurous antidepressant drug

You owe it to the boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014220)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Transparent Learning Disabled Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33014284)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:25 AM
Author: Big twinkling uncleanness cuckoldry

link broken bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33030092)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:21 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell if she thinks she's hot, or really insecure.

Literally have zero interest in her.

For XO to laugh or enjoy, or both.

https://imgur.com/a/0u4Cy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33029734)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:30 AM
Author: mustard thirsty plaza macaca

i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33029744)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33871636)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Lime internal respiration

eh looks a little gross here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33030096)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: drab adventurous antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33474019)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: provocative box office friendly grandma

180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop?

Edit: Read the rest of the thread. Bish is crazy and nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33029973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Range Circlehead

Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time around. Best thread since Belgian couch surfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33030253)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33034155)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: lavender violent skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34986791)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious

https://imgur.com/a/7f8d3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33052887)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Chocolate Roommate

Just text her "I really think you should be more faithful to your husband. Please look in the mirror." And see what she says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33052914)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

I'll prob say this soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33866780)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: at-the-ready aggressive juggernaut ceo

lmao wtf jesus christ

her poor husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33053010)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Chocolate Roommate

Would love to see her reaction if he said that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33053264)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Lake mother pisswyrm

Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33053250)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Bateful filthy coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33052935)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Lol.

She's started texting me again after 3 months of radio silence. For some reason this pic really turns me on.

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33865209)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: swollen community account

does her first name happen to begin with an E?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33865213)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts...

Alexis.

Every Alexis I've ever met is a whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33865215)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: Ruby aphrodisiac church philosopher-king

A filthy Jew whore?

Color me shocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33865223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: lavender violent skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34986835)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: narrow-minded heady business firm

holy shit man

aint marriage a motherfucker

anyway to diagnose these incredibly whorish tendencies on the front end?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33865241)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:17 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

You're barking up the wrong tree brother.

Really wish I knew, otherwise I wouldn't be a single daddy grudge fucking appsluts right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#33865247)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:40 AM
Author: drab adventurous antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40891411)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics.

Edit:

New link

https://imgur.com/a/8kaXH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34351987)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: odious church building

yikes

is that something they do to keep the dick from popping back out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34352013)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: vigorous ebony pistol rehab

Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34352029)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Appetizing Metal Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34352064)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Posted moar pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34352084)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: rebellious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34352230)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: Naked rose jew stage

Delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40892151)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: bipolar french chef

lmao cant believ ei missed this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34352059)



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Date: October 3rd, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34356037)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34352345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34352932)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

She was a nurse before LS

https://imgur.com/a/5boxb



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34352397)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: Carnelian 180 Elastic Band Boistinker

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34366943)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34370274)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Nubile Cream Dilemma Hominid

modernity.txt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34370362)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Smoky racy national shitlib

she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34370447)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:03 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34370459)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Welp!

Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch is still texting me. Always 100% initiated by her. I haven't seen her in almost 13 years since I graduated from LS. Not sure how to get her to stop texting me.

https://imgur.com/a/X6lMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34986551)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: fantasy-prone pungent headpube

is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34986571)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she wants. Should I ask her if she's bought it yet?

I'm not spending a dime on her. I actually feel really bad for her husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34986618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: lavender violent skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#34986825)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder?

New from yesterday

https://imgur.com/a/oW6h6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#35774451)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Fighting house-broken jewess

She’s a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#35774472)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Probably the best answer out there, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#35774475)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: vigorous ebony pistol rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#35774564)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 1:59 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#38699862)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle whorehouse electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#35774540)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Flickering Orchid Location Cuckold

Lol so sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#37111121)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Jesus

I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell if this is endearing or just psychotic.

No nudes this time...

https://imgur.com/a/Ik2DzXp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#36091753)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of her histrionic Anti-Kavanaugh posts.

Should I bother with this skank. 100% odds.

https://imgur.com/a/oW0eb3S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#36957130)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: lascivious insanely creepy bawdyhouse prole

She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage. They always come crawling back. Especially one this crazy and lonely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#36957149)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

CR

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#36957155)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally retarded in addition to her severe mental illness. I thought I finally got rid of her in October after offending her. Then on Friday I woke up to this text. Still haven’t responded.

https://imgur.com/a/pM9XvnK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#37626083)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: Frisky Buff Therapy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#38090520)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:05 AM
Author: Laughsome awkward main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#38699874)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: bossy floppy library

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#39169188)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Chartreuse Public Bath Death Wish

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#39169344)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: jade deranged station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40891232)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: motley home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40891410)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Indigo Dog Poop Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40892023)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:06 AM
Author: Godawful trip goyim nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40902612)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 3:05 PM
Author: drab adventurous antidepressant drug

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#41770316)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:36 PM
Author: flesh yapping ticket booth

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540460)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: Khaki new version

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40891533)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: Stimulating office

dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts:

Alexis, you are an amazing, sexy woman, and your husband is a lucky man. Unfortunately, I think we should not contact each other any more. I've struggled with this decision for a while, but I feel strongly that it's the right one. You are wonderful, and I will remember our connection fondly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40891938)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems much more humane than the flat out ghosting i gave her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40892017)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:31 AM
Author: Stimulating office

correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely meant that way, and by ending things directly, you are getting a better result (no lingering follow ups) and making it easier for the other person to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40892078)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40902560)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:44 AM
Author: Aromatic School Cafeteria Deer Antler

tyfys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40902650)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months of no contact

https://imgur.com/gallery/Mo8HJSX

Seems kind of bitter

LOL, she blocked me on FB, but just randomly came across this info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#40960586)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#41615453)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:21 PM
Author: gaped ultramarine crackhouse idiot

What a fucking weird message. Women r sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#41770085)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:03 PM
Author: Orange place of business

What did it say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540623)



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Date: September 17th, 2022 1:19 AM
Author: Ivory Anal Lay

Dirte, where the fuck are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45184840)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: stirring sable sandwich

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540033)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: bossy floppy library

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM

Author: dirte

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540040)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring demanding affirmative action idea he suggested

holy shit he’s alive, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540121)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:41 PM
Author: Frisky Buff Therapy

We love you Dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540156)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: curious boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540134)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: free-loading self-absorbed brunch

Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540145)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: Ivory Anal Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540332)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: Federal shrine legal warrant

You still poast!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540165)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author:  coiffed newt feces

Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540339)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:33 PM
Author:  Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540451)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: disturbing mexican house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540457)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:46 PM
Author: spectacular nudist potus

what a chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540587)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: amber kitchen dysfunction

Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How would you rate this shrew as a farter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540649)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: mischievous nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540120)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: flesh yapping ticket booth

Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#45540480)



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Date: August 9th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: vigorous ebony pistol rehab

I love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#46648717)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: dirte

I can't believe this was almost a decade ago

Imgur must have deleted all the nudes, fucking bullshit man.

This was the only link where you can kind of see her body. (I clicked on all of them)

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

I'm older, fatter, and balder and I doubt any chick would send me texts like this these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#49213004)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Begs the Jewish Question

180 even without the nudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#49214733)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: No pants Mance

Epic thread. When you make em tingle it sparks crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#49215271)



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Date: August 27th, 2025 5:18 AM
Author: dirte



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2),#49215789)