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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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mahogany parlor
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Coiffed maroon puppy trump supporter
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
mahogany parlor
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Coiffed maroon puppy trump supporter
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
mahogany parlor
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
yapping incel
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
mahogany parlor
  07/06/25
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pale bearded mad cow disease theater stage
  07/06/25
18000000000000
stirring carnelian station
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milky beady-eyed pocket flask
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yapping incel
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underhanded principal's office idiot
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excitant circlehead
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navy range
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Concupiscible poppy keepsake machete cruise ship
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curious chrome round eye field
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Ivory Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Cuckoldry
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insecure ladyboy
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razzle duck-like degenerate
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Cracking Dingle Berry
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Red diverse gaping electric furnace
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brilliant frum state
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insane azure halford office
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
milky beady-eyed pocket flask
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Coiffed maroon puppy trump supporter
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
milky beady-eyed pocket flask
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
mahogany parlor
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
milky beady-eyed pocket flask
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Coiffed maroon puppy trump supporter
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
mahogany parlor
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
milky beady-eyed pocket flask
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
aromatic property reading party
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
milky beady-eyed pocket flask
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
violet preventive strike place of business
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
provocative idiotic death wish
  07/06/25
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insane azure halford office
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
excitant circlehead
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Stimulating abode
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
chestnut big scourge upon the earth
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Concupiscible poppy keepsake machete cruise ship
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Fragrant Plum University
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
mahogany parlor
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
aromatic property reading party
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
mahogany parlor
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Fragrant Plum University
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
aromatic property reading party
  07/07/25
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Ivory Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Cuckoldry
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Fragrant Plum University
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
chestnut big scourge upon the earth
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
aromatic property reading party
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Ivory Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Cuckoldry
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Fragrant Plum University
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Ivory Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Cuckoldry
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Fragrant Plum University
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Ivory Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Cuckoldry
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Fragrant Plum University
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Fragrant Plum University
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excitant circlehead
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Ivory Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Cuckoldry
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mahogany parlor
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
comical crimson native
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milky beady-eyed pocket flask
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Ivory Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Cuckoldry
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mahogany parlor
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
effete talented hell striped hyena
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Cracking Dingle Berry
  07/11/25
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mahogany parlor
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
lime trailer park pisswyrm
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: mahogany parlor



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Coiffed maroon puppy trump supporter

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: mahogany parlor

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Coiffed maroon puppy trump supporter

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: mahogany parlor

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: yapping incel

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: mahogany parlor

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: pale bearded mad cow disease theater stage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: stirring carnelian station

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: milky beady-eyed pocket flask



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: yapping incel



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: underhanded principal's office idiot



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: excitant circlehead



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: navy range



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Concupiscible poppy keepsake machete cruise ship



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: curious chrome round eye field



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Ivory Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Cuckoldry



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: insecure ladyboy



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: razzle duck-like degenerate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Cracking Dingle Berry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Red diverse gaping electric furnace



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: brilliant frum state



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: insane azure halford office



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: milky beady-eyed pocket flask

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Coiffed maroon puppy trump supporter

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: milky beady-eyed pocket flask

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: mahogany parlor

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: milky beady-eyed pocket flask

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Coiffed maroon puppy trump supporter

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: mahogany parlor

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: milky beady-eyed pocket flask

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: aromatic property reading party

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: milky beady-eyed pocket flask

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: violet preventive strike place of business

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: provocative idiotic death wish

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: insane azure halford office



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: excitant circlehead

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Stimulating abode

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: chestnut big scourge upon the earth

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Concupiscible poppy keepsake machete cruise ship

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Fragrant Plum University

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: mahogany parlor

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: aromatic property reading party

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: mahogany parlor

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Fragrant Plum University

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: aromatic property reading party

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Ivory Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Cuckoldry



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Fragrant Plum University

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: chestnut big scourge upon the earth

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: aromatic property reading party

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Ivory Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Cuckoldry

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Fragrant Plum University

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Ivory Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Cuckoldry

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Fragrant Plum University

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Ivory Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Cuckoldry

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Fragrant Plum University

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Fragrant Plum University

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: excitant circlehead



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Ivory Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Cuckoldry

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: mahogany parlor



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: comical crimson native

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: milky beady-eyed pocket flask



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Ivory Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Cuckoldry



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: mahogany parlor



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: effete talented hell striped hyena

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Cracking Dingle Berry

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: mahogany parlor



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: lime trailer park pisswyrm

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2),#49099235)