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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) data privacy dood at baker hostetler (he's now at one of the L&E firms). he came up on my fb "people you may know." he has older kids, so this is clearly a second marriage. he referred to her in one status update as "my enchantress"
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Kenneth Play i rate it as kooky but good for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223779) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: ..,;,.,;,..,.,...,.....,.,..,., this litrally looks like a porn dvd cover
also, it appears, for all intent and purpose, his bride is a man
anyway, this should be a watermark on his biz card "Better Call Stanislav" |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: Trust If Aryan softcore bodice ripper porn "Married to the Pirate of the Passion Seas" |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:16 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) He looks deeply insane, and short. How is it that a guy like this can find work in preftigious law firms like Baker Hostetler and Littler’s? |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:25 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) he's at (((fisher phillips))), which is actually bottom of the barrel when it comes to the L&E firms. i don't understand why he's at an L&E firm because his practice doesn't necessarily line up. he must have carved out a niche where he focuses on employment-related issues related to data breaches.
i did a case for him just before i left BH. the DC police dept had a big data breach and their union filed a grievance over it, and i handled that for them. he was a nice guy, never figured he'd be a jeff bezos-like dude with an "alive girl." glad he's happy but LJL at this all around.
he went from BH to nixon peabody to fisher phillips in the course of 3 years. kinda bizarre. |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:30 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Rapid departures like this and down the ladder suggest something is deeply wrong with him. Throw in the latest marriage and I’m guessing he’s about as far away from happiness as I am. Wait until this late in life marriage blows up and he’s got egg all over his face and lapels. This is when he goes truly off the deep end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223794) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:32 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) egg on his cravat tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223802) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:36 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) touche (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223812) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 3:06 PM Author: Kansas City Royals 'He threw down the shilling and the cravat was taken, what we all learn in law school' - Candy Ride's co counsel to horrified Florida appellate judge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49224429) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:50 AM Author: The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship RANK the Littler/Ogletree/Jackson Lewis/Constangy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223956) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:55 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) Littler >> JL >>>> Ogletree. Don’t know constangy really. Aren’t they full service? Good to see you man. How you doing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223965) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) I knew a woman in college who wound up going to Littler. Is still there after like 20 years, lol. Kind of amazing that is even still possible in this day and age. They must be relatively fair with their people. |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:24 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) Littler is probably like JL (where I used to work). The pay sucks unless you’re rainmaker. For instance, JL has a cap on nonequity partner income of 250-300k and it’s hard as shit to make equity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49224005) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship Eh, doing OK. In-house. Bored. Thinking of moving to NYC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223973) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:39 AM Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts Is your question really how does an insane short person get a job at Baker Hostetler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223813) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) I could never get a job at Baker Hostetler. They’d take one look at me, laugh, and shut down the meeting. They wouldn’t even validate my parking and in my city Baker Hostetler is in a building with expensive parking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223824) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) my buddy is still at BH and he's of counsel. he's having an affair with a partner in the houston office, lmao. he travels a lot like i do, and she goes around with him, and they sometimes call me from random ass places like denver, nyc, or whatever. no idea how this guy is getting away with it, but then again i guess i did for a long time.
edit, my bad ur in dallas. wtf, i had no idea BH added a second texas office. they had like 12 offices when i joined and 14 when i left. they're up to 18 now. that's kind of a TTT marker. |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Could your buddy get me a job at BH? Maybe as of counsel? I’ll bill 2,350 hours and I will leave the young associates alone. I promise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223842) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:40 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) I doubt it. What skills do u have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223939) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:43 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) I can generate $1m in revenue and will work for $225k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223943) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:44 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) One year during my spiral I generated like 700k lmao. Shocked they didn’t fire me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223946) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: dont run libs the crystal wardens see you a city where the name baker hostetler MEANS something, not one of those satellites where a presence is maintained for respectability with everyone knowing full well it’s just a storefront, it’s not the true bakery, if you want the sweet treats fresh and steaming hot then you’ll need to go elsewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223841) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) You mean like Cleveland or Cincinnati? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223844) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:52 AM Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts “We run Cincinnati,” sneered the short insane Baker Hostetler Of Counsel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223851) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) “I. Am. Cincinnatus!” bellowed the half naked, excessively hairy and swarthy, pot-bellied middle aged Baler Hostetler of Counsel as he fled across the Purple People Bridge toward the confluence of the Licking River with the Mighty Ohio in Northeast Kentucky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223863) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:54 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) the ohio offices are all the oldest ones. the firm started in cleveland. i forget the exact years, but i think they didn't open a dc office until like 1988, then nyc in the 90s.
they woke up in the late 80s and decided they wanted to run with the big boys. they have failed. i enjoyed my time there and i have regrets about leaving sometimes, but they barely qualify as biglaw. they pay market to first years in the major markets, but comp after that sucks ass. they should have just embraced being a REGIONAL POWERHOUSE with outposts in ny/dc/la but that's not what they did. |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:22 AM Author: N904PD Antonin Scalia started at Jones day cleveland (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223908) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) I always got a kick out of that. More prestigious than bh but not exactly preftigious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223972) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:12 AM Author: Spaceship autoadmit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223892) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:22 AM Author: N904PD The Houston office was opened so they could get 2nd tier clients that thought they were hiring baker Botts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223905) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) Shrewd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223940) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:14 AM Author: peeface somewhere between Marquis de Sade and Gay Pirate
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:47 AM Author: you\'re the puppet I like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223953) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:57 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) I started out mocking and defaming this man but I’m into it now. Good for him. He’s a nice guy actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49223967) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 3:09 PM Author: Kansas City Royals She's pretty good looking and I would dress up like a pirate if that's what gets her off. Happy wife happy life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49224441) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:09 AM Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) she’s had a lot of work done, would need to see the before pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49225512) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:10 AM Author: Kansas City Royals You're trippin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49225514) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:12 AM Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) ?
please don’t tell me you think she is surgery free |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:19 AM Author: Kansas City Royals Anything is possible but what evidence do you have? She could have had rhinoplasty 20 years ago but you can't assess that from the photo other than saying it's more likely she did because she has a nice face. She's also wearing a lot of make up. Sure it's possible she did. But you don't know that and you're just hating because she's obviously attractive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49225524) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:03 AM Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) she looks very good but in a generic way, which is a major tell
I’m saying you gotta see the before pics if you’re planning to have kids cuz she might shit out some little gremlins |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:28 AM Author: Kansas City Royals This woman would never go near you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49225556) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:41 AM Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) Lmao ok I get it
you’re the guy in the pic. congrats, I guess |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:23 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) I enjoyed this subthread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49225657) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49226150) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:27 PM Author: you\'re the puppet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49226864) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Kansas City Royals To be fair bitch is kind of enchanting. If no tats he won. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49224412) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: DC That chick is already fucking other doods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49224503) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 3:46 PM Author: Bob Rooney how old was he when he got married? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49224511) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:34 PM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) no idea. i knew him in 2021-2022 and he appeared to be around 50, early 50s. no clue when he married. my guess is around the pandemic he met this alive girl and left his law shrew wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49224613) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:36 AM Author: Bob Rooney theres kind of a window where its pathetic. but if he was over fifty it seems fine. what else is he gonna do with his time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49225409) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) I agree but see my poast below. He may be stretched thin financially bc of this. Many such cases in law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49226154) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:44 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump She looks like a decent get for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49224642) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:47 PM Author: Kansas City Royals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49224652) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) (jew) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49224672) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 7:17 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III How many renn faires does she make him attend a year? No way it's less than five. I'd go to every one of them with a smile on my face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49224965) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:20 PM Author: Kansas City Royals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49225333) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:27 PM Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:, do you think i could be a partner at baker hostetler, baker mckenzie or baker botts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49225343) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:40 PM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) Yes, absolutely I do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49225355) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:20 AM Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:, thanks man that means a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49225525) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:26 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) I love you. You know I love you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49225838) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:30 AM Author: CapTTTainFalcon these two looked like they crawled out of a pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49225405) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:45 AM Author: hank_scorpio I hope he got a prenup because she looks crazy as hell and he's clearly made a mistake but good for him for hitting that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49225420) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:47 AM Author: Kansas City Royals It's gotta be 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49225427) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:49 AM Author: i gave my cousin head CHAD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49225428) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:41 AM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) I’ll just take a guess and say this guy makes like 750k. He should be living a comfortable life and have a couple mil in retirement accounts and a couple more in brokerage accounts. Instead he’s likely paying like 15k in alimony and child support and paying for this wacky alive girl who fucks him like the pros I used to bang (but probably cheaper for me per fuck if you break it down) and he’s living check to check.
He’s a cool dood so I hope I’m wrong, but I fear I’m not. |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Kenneth Play you think a $750k salary is not enough to fund her costumes and lifestyle? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49226511) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:05 PM Author: Bob Rooney when you cant tell her "no" the sky is the limit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49226529) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Kansas City Royals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49226595) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Misfit Patriot ((zurich is stained)) and as we can all see by his wedding attire, he cannot tell this enchantress "no." he can't even suggest "babe, maybe you shouldn't..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49226613) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:12 PM Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49226668) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:29 PM Author: you\'re the puppet I know someone who knows him irl. Apparently, this guy has... led an interesting life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49226866) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:38 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. LMAO, oh holy fuck. I know this guy. Fun fact: before he did privacy law and telecom stuff he did porn law. Yes, really. His wife runs some talent agency. If you dig around online you'll find all sorts of interesting things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2),#49226884) |