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Rusted abusive garrison
  07/02/19
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Rusted abusive garrison
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Rusted abusive garrison
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
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  12/20/20
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carmine vivacious business firm dingle berry
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
vigorous doctorate heaven
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Frisky nighttime immigrant
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Flickering amethyst tanning salon halford
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
house-broken misunderstood patrolman center
  08/21/19
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greedy ocher point
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Bright Theater Chad
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
vigorous doctorate heaven
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
house-broken misunderstood patrolman center
  08/21/19
emergency money
vigorous doctorate heaven
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rebellious dopamine
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Buff nubile pit
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Buff nubile pit
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hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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You’re poor
violent burgundy base
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Rusted abusive garrison
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Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
bull headed locale tattoo
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rebellious dopamine
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Flickering amethyst tanning salon halford
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Rusted abusive garrison
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
greedy ocher point
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Rusted abusive garrison
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Obsidian glittery office mediation
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Rusted abusive garrison
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
electric onyx deer antler party of the first part
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Rusted abusive garrison
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
shimmering fortuitous meteor jap
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great thread
balding tantric university national security agency
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Rusted abusive garrison
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https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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carmine vivacious business firm dingle berry
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i love men
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Rusted abusive garrison
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Rusted abusive garrison
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
bull headed locale tattoo
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Rusted abusive garrison
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
peach charismatic crackhouse double fault
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Rusted abusive garrison
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Rusted abusive garrison
  09/14/24
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Zero Income No Kids
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Rusted abusive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Rusted abusive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Rusted abusive garrison

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Titillating Hell Psychic

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: carmine vivacious business firm dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: vigorous doctorate heaven

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Frisky nighttime immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Flickering amethyst tanning salon halford

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: house-broken misunderstood patrolman center

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: greedy ocher point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Bright Theater Chad

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: vigorous doctorate heaven

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: house-broken misunderstood patrolman center

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: vigorous doctorate heaven

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: rebellious dopamine



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Buff nubile pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Buff nubile pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: violent burgundy base

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Rusted abusive garrison

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: bull headed locale tattoo

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: rebellious dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Flickering amethyst tanning salon halford

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Rusted abusive garrison

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: greedy ocher point

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Rusted abusive garrison

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Obsidian glittery office mediation

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Rusted abusive garrison

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: electric onyx deer antler party of the first part

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Rusted abusive garrison

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: shimmering fortuitous meteor jap

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: balding tantric university national security agency

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Rusted abusive garrison

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Rusted abusive garrison

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: carmine vivacious business firm dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: balding tantric university national security agency

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Rusted abusive garrison

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Rusted abusive garrison

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: bull headed locale tattoo

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Rusted abusive garrison

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: peach charismatic crackhouse double fault

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Rusted abusive garrison

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Rusted abusive garrison

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Rusted abusive garrison

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#49264493)