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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
cracking bat shit crazy deer antler
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
charismatic purple abode kitty cat
  04/01/26
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marvelous frozen macaca
  04/01/26
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Ultramarine Nofapping Boistinker Theater
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
big athletic conference new version
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
Contagious sinister resort
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
big athletic conference new version
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
marvelous frozen macaca
  04/01/26
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cracking bat shit crazy deer antler
  04/01/26
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Ultramarine Nofapping Boistinker Theater
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
hairraiser ladyboy orchestra pit
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
tantric gas station
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
marvelous frozen macaca
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
Arousing outnumbered stage
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
Puce Curious Feces
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
Dashing sound barrier hairy legs
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
big athletic conference new version
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
bat-shit-crazy cerebral address laser beams
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
bat-shit-crazy cerebral address laser beams
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
Fragrant white locus
  04/01/26
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charismatic purple abode kitty cat
  04/01/26
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Adventurous insane immigrant incel
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
provocative pit trump supporter
  04/01/26
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Ultramarine Nofapping Boistinker Theater
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
Bronze Flickering Sex Offender
  04/01/26
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high-end main people point
  04/01/26
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charismatic purple abode kitty cat
  04/01/26
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razzle son of senegal kitchen
  04/01/26
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pink appetizing trailer park
  04/01/26
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Seedy Citrine Site
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
Crawly balding becky home
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
big athletic conference new version
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
Bronze Flickering Sex Offender
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
Obsidian french plaza idiot
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
Mewling brindle wrinkle foreskin
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
Ultramarine Nofapping Boistinker Theater
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
Crawly balding becky home
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
Light clown heaven
  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
gaped dead half-breed
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
honey-headed sexy antidepressant drug reading party
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
dark fortuitous meteor
  04/01/26
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Crawly balding becky home
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
pink appetizing trailer park
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
razzle-dazzle wild space
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
Seedy Citrine Site
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: cracking bat shit crazy deer antler

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: charismatic purple abode kitty cat

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: marvelous frozen macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Ultramarine Nofapping Boistinker Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: big athletic conference new version

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Contagious sinister resort

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: big athletic conference new version

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: marvelous frozen macaca

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: cracking bat shit crazy deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Ultramarine Nofapping Boistinker Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: hairraiser ladyboy orchestra pit

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: tantric gas station

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: marvelous frozen macaca

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Arousing outnumbered stage

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Puce Curious Feces

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Dashing sound barrier hairy legs

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: big athletic conference new version

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerebral address laser beams

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerebral address laser beams

*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Fragrant white locus

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: charismatic purple abode kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Adventurous insane immigrant incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: provocative pit trump supporter

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Ultramarine Nofapping Boistinker Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Bronze Flickering Sex Offender

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: high-end main people point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: charismatic purple abode kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: razzle son of senegal kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: pink appetizing trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Seedy Citrine Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Crawly balding becky home

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: big athletic conference new version

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Bronze Flickering Sex Offender

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Obsidian french plaza idiot

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Mewling brindle wrinkle foreskin

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine Nofapping Boistinker Theater

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Crawly balding becky home

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Light clown heaven

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: gaped dead half-breed

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: honey-headed sexy antidepressant drug reading party

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: dark fortuitous meteor

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Crawly balding becky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: pink appetizing trailer park

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle wild space

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Seedy Citrine Site

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2),#49787327)