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aqua dopamine
  07/02/19
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aqua dopamine
  07/21/19
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aqua dopamine
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Big-titted Crackhouse
  12/20/20
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impertinent brunch
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Khaki Travel Guidebook Goyim
  08/21/19
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Effete aggressive international law enforcement agency parlor
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
sienna hissy fit
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
adventurous pale foreskin
  08/21/19
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Marvelous kitchen
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
grizzly stage indirect expression
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Khaki Travel Guidebook Goyim
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
adventurous pale foreskin
  08/21/19
emergency money
Khaki Travel Guidebook Goyim
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magenta unholy plaza nowag
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Passionate state
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Passionate state
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hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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You’re poor
Mewling market twinkling uncleanness
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
aqua dopamine
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Citrine laughsome keepsake machete
  09/01/19
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magenta unholy plaza nowag
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
sienna hissy fit
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
aqua dopamine
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Marvelous kitchen
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
aqua dopamine
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
lilac adulterous azn lay
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
aqua dopamine
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Maroon angry space personal credit line
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
aqua dopamine
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Rusted vigorous love of her life
  09/10/21
great thread
Dull bateful main people
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
aqua dopamine
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
aqua dopamine
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impertinent brunch
  04/10/23
i love men
Dull bateful main people
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
aqua dopamine
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
aqua dopamine
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Citrine laughsome keepsake machete
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
aqua dopamine
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
mauve hall affirmative action
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
aqua dopamine
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
aqua dopamine
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
aqua dopamine
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: aqua dopamine



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: aqua dopamine



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: aqua dopamine

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Big-titted Crackhouse

OH GOD, OH-

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: impertinent brunch



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Khaki Travel Guidebook Goyim

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Effete aggressive international law enforcement agency parlor



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: sienna hissy fit

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: adventurous pale foreskin

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Marvelous kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: grizzly stage indirect expression

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Khaki Travel Guidebook Goyim

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: adventurous pale foreskin

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Khaki Travel Guidebook Goyim

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: magenta unholy plaza nowag



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Passionate state



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Passionate state



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Mewling market twinkling uncleanness

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: aqua dopamine

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Citrine laughsome keepsake machete

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: magenta unholy plaza nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: sienna hissy fit

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: aqua dopamine

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Marvelous kitchen

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: aqua dopamine

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: lilac adulterous azn lay

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: aqua dopamine

I make 170k with 15% bonus

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Maroon angry space personal credit line

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: aqua dopamine

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Rusted vigorous love of her life

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Dull bateful main people

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: aqua dopamine

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: aqua dopamine

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: impertinent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Dull bateful main people

i love men

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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: aqua dopamine

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: aqua dopamine

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Citrine laughsome keepsake machete

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: aqua dopamine

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: mauve hall affirmative action

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: aqua dopamine

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: aqua dopamine

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: aqua dopamine

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#49264493)