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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
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i too aspire to multiple properties
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pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
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Diverse twinkling uncleanness
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TMF bump.
Diverse twinkling uncleanness
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Ah, memories.
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b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
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Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
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Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
aromatic rose really tough guy
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yea, yep
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pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
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Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
aromatic rose really tough guy
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180
wonderful theatre deer antler
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pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Diverse twinkling uncleanness
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He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
aromatic rose really tough guy
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pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
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I thought hes in Ukraine
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pederastrian moved to ukraine
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Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Rusted parlour stock car

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: ultramarine irate corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: aquamarine out-of-control trailer park sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: boyish spruce cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Diverse twinkling uncleanness

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: haunting den marketing idea

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Diverse twinkling uncleanness

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Diverse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Diverse twinkling uncleanness

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: aromatic rose really tough guy

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Diverse twinkling uncleanness

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: aromatic rose really tough guy

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Diverse twinkling uncleanness

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: aromatic rose really tough guy

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: haunting den marketing idea

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: sick state crotch

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: aromatic rose really tough guy

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: wonderful theatre deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Diverse twinkling uncleanness

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: aromatic rose really tough guy

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Diverse twinkling uncleanness

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: wonderful theatre deer antler

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: jet soggy hominid spot

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: aromatic rose really tough guy

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: charismatic cruise ship

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Diverse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Diverse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: mint love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: excitant reading party nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: House-broken avocado center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Titillating Home Main People

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: House-broken avocado center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: excitant reading party nursing home

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: multi-colored useless church building weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Arousing Point Depressive

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: exhilarant forum

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Tan Therapy

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Diverse twinkling uncleanness

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: lemon razzmatazz bawdyhouse

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Contagious partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Stirring jade stead fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Diverse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Tan Therapy

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Scarlet location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Diverse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: vibrant internet-worthy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2),#49313869)