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OH GOD, OH-
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MFCR alert
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Prole tell!
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wonderful space
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the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
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emergency money
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You’re poor
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
mahogany trip den karate
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Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
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rough-skinned wine masturbator step-uncle's house
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I just got one of these too FML
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mahogany trip den karate
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How poor are you fuckers?
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There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Ruby school
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I make 170k with 15% bonus
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I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
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mahogany trip den karate
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
appetizing aquamarine dysfunction
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great thread
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glittery old irish cottage
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i love men
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mahogany trip den karate
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How are you this poor
vivacious laser beams theatre
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https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
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insecure set
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I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
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The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: mahogany trip den karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: mahogany trip den karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: mahogany trip den karate

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: puce circlehead

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: glittery old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Mind-boggling rebellious hall

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: razzmatazz emerald pocket flask casino



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Pea-brained church

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Unholy native

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: wonderful space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Citrine twisted place of business blood rage

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling rebellious hall

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Unholy native

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Mind-boggling rebellious hall

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: rough-skinned wine masturbator step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Haunting Market Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Haunting Market Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: galvanic rigor

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: puce circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: shivering aqua mental disorder

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: mahogany trip den karate

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: vivacious laser beams theatre

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: rough-skinned wine masturbator step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained church

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: mahogany trip den karate

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: wonderful space

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: mahogany trip den karate

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Ruby school

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: mahogany trip den karate

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Vibrant clear center

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: mahogany trip den karate

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: appetizing aquamarine dysfunction

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Crackhouse Fat Ankles

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: mahogany trip den karate

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: mahogany trip den karate

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: glittery old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Crackhouse Fat Ankles

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: mahogany trip den karate

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: mahogany trip den karate

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: vivacious laser beams theatre

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: mahogany trip den karate

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: insecure set

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: mahogany trip den karate

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: mahogany trip den karate

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: mahogany trip den karate

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: mahogany trip den karate

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: mahogany trip den karate

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2),#49430061)