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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Dead Principal's Office French Chef
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
Misanthropic federal indirect expression associate
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
Dead Principal's Office French Chef
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
Chocolate Stain Sweet Tailpipe
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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hyperactive lilac hell sandwich
  04/05/22
He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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1.618
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The minds are not matched
primrose senate
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
flushed angry resort
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cerebral volcanic crater legend
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
Dead Principal's Office French Chef
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
flushed angry resort
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
Dead Principal's Office French Chef
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
flushed angry resort
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
Magenta Den Mad-dog Skullcap
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
Sickened corner roommate
  04/05/22
Height?
boyish market kitty
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
Dead Principal's Office French Chef
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Exhilarant generalized bond
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adulterous rebellious property windowlicker
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
vivacious gunner indian lodge
  04/05/22
shots fired
khaki godawful public bath twinkling uncleanness
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
Dead Principal's Office French Chef
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
bat shit crazy pale national security agency messiness
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
cracking faggotry
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Dead Principal's Office French Chef
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
blathering charcoal gaming laptop newt
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
outnumbered scarlet lodge
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
talented wrinkle shrine
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
Chocolate Stain Sweet Tailpipe
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
very tactful reading party
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
cracking faggotry
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Dead Principal's Office French Chef

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Misanthropic federal indirect expression associate

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Dead Principal's Office French Chef

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Chocolate Stain Sweet Tailpipe

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy hissy fit

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: hyperactive lilac hell sandwich



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Chocolate Stain Sweet Tailpipe

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Laughsome center partner



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: mint main people



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: sienna spot pistol



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: primrose senate

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: flushed angry resort

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: cerebral volcanic crater legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Dead Principal's Office French Chef

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: flushed angry resort

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Dead Principal's Office French Chef

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: flushed angry resort

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Magenta Den Mad-dog Skullcap

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Sickened corner roommate

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: boyish market kitty

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Dead Principal's Office French Chef

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: adulterous rebellious property windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: vivacious gunner indian lodge

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: khaki godawful public bath twinkling uncleanness

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Dead Principal's Office French Chef

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: bat shit crazy pale national security agency messiness

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: cracking faggotry

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Dead Principal's Office French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: blathering charcoal gaming laptop newt

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: outnumbered scarlet lodge

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: talented wrinkle shrine

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Chocolate Stain Sweet Tailpipe

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: very tactful reading party

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: cracking faggotry

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Cocky crackhouse

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Chocolate Stain Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: shaky piazza cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: sapphire curious preventive strike step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Dead Principal's Office French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Dead Principal's Office French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Purple locale gaping

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Dead Principal's Office French Chef



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#50114491)