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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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cream trailer park
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Dashing fantasy-prone weed whacker rehab
  08/28/25
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cream trailer park
  08/28/25
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Mentally impaired locale
  08/28/25
that's it?
Arousing impertinent home
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
cream trailer park
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Peach Naked Brunch Mental Disorder
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Arousing impertinent home
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
violent ruby toaster
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
violent ruby toaster
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
lfo
  09/12/25
Haha wow
Puce bull headed volcanic crater senate
  08/28/25
Happy?
Splenetic spot international law enforcement agency
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Puce bull headed volcanic crater senate
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Mentally impaired locale
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Mentally impaired locale
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Indigo abode
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
territorial flirting friendly grandma
  08/28/25
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titillating main people boistinker
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
aggressive fighting new version step-uncle's house
  08/29/25
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Mischievous Old Irish Cottage
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Bateful Cyan Gaming Laptop
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Ocher Orchestra Pit Pervert
  08/29/25
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titillating main people boistinker
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Disturbing Background Story
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Ocher Orchestra Pit Pervert
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
violent ruby toaster
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
judgmental corner party of the first part
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Puce bull headed volcanic crater senate
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Bateful Cyan Gaming Laptop
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Harsh Thirsty Institution
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
lemon national
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Puce bull headed volcanic crater senate
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Mentally impaired locale
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Ocher Orchestra Pit Pervert
  09/01/25
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Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Ocher Orchestra Pit Pervert
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Splenetic spot international law enforcement agency
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Puce bull headed volcanic crater senate
  09/01/25
?
lfo
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
supple shrine roommate
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Puce bull headed volcanic crater senate
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
lfo
  09/12/25
Yes
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
lfo
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
lfo
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
richard clock
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: cream trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Dashing fantasy-prone weed whacker rehab

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: cream trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Mentally impaired locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Arousing impertinent home

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: cream trailer park

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Peach Naked Brunch Mental Disorder

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Arousing impertinent home

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: violent ruby toaster

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: violent ruby toaster

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259308)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Puce bull headed volcanic crater senate

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Splenetic spot international law enforcement agency

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Puce bull headed volcanic crater senate

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Mentally impaired locale

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Mentally impaired locale

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Indigo abode

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: territorial flirting friendly grandma

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: titillating main people boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: aggressive fighting new version step-uncle's house

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Mischievous Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Bateful Cyan Gaming Laptop

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Ocher Orchestra Pit Pervert

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: titillating main people boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Disturbing Background Story

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Ocher Orchestra Pit Pervert

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: violent ruby toaster

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: judgmental corner party of the first part

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Puce bull headed volcanic crater senate

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Bateful Cyan Gaming Laptop

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Harsh Thirsty Institution

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: lemon national

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Puce bull headed volcanic crater senate

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Mentally impaired locale

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Ocher Orchestra Pit Pervert

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Ocher Orchestra Pit Pervert

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Contagious Crimson Hospital Really Tough Guy

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Splenetic spot international law enforcement agency

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Puce bull headed volcanic crater senate

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: supple shrine roommate

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Puce bull headed volcanic crater senate

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Candy Ride

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lfo

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: lfo

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: richard clock

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259839)