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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
red lodge corn cake
  01/03/23
https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T
Glittery ruddy stage gaping
  01/03/23
Laughing my fuckin ass off
red lodge corn cake
  01/03/23
180
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Holy shit
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  01/04/23
anyone still doubt that trannies are men?
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  01/04/23
everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as w...
Glittery ruddy stage gaping
  01/04/23
so you agree that you’re a man? cool
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  01/04/23
(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
Glittery ruddy stage gaping
  01/04/23
It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
sable depressive house
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more than u are, yes
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SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
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The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.
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The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and d...
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it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when t...
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when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids a...
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: red lodge corn cake

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: Glittery ruddy stage gaping

https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T

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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: red lodge corn cake

Laughing my fuckin ass off

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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: mauve place of business center

180

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: red lodge corn cake

Holy shit

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: pungent histrionic stag film



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Razzmatazz stubborn parlor

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: sable depressive house

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Glittery ruddy stage gaping

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739057)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: sable depressive house

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Glittery ruddy stage gaping

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: sable depressive house

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Glittery ruddy stage gaping

more than u are, yes

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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: Garnet church building tattoo

180

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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Glittery ruddy stage gaping



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: Milky Bisexual Parlour Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: pungent histrionic stag film



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Razzmatazz stubborn parlor



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Appetizing vermilion institution milk



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Dead bateful hospital



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: flushed tantric cumskin



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
Author: bull headed mustard partner base



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: Glittery ruddy stage gaping



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: Glittery ruddy stage gaping



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: Maize Metal Theater Stage

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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Locale Party Of The First Part

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Provocative kitty



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling step-uncle's house affirmative action



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: pontificating hairy legs international law enforcement agency



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: splenetic slimy library fat ankles

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good mediation national



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: flushed tantric cumskin



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: flushed tantric cumskin



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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: flushed tantric cumskin



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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: flushed tantric cumskin



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: flushed tantric cumskin



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: aromatic sienna filthpig property



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: flushed tantric cumskin



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: bull headed mustard partner base



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: flushed tantric cumskin



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: dun nighttime business firm electric furnace

Shit thread

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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: flushed tantric cumskin

QUotemo positivity

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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Aquamarine Concupiscible Sanctuary Personal Credit Line



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: startled blood rage lay



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Provocative kitty

(rat)

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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: unholy lettuce reading party



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: unholy lettuce reading party

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47620822)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Razzmatazz stubborn parlor

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: startled blood rage lay

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Razzmatazz stubborn parlor



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Provocative kitty

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47621001)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band



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