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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Histrionic sweet tailpipe parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219929) |
Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Sadistic internal respiration lol @ the cowboys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Histrionic sweet tailpipe parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219934) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: Carmine trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220268) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Pea-brained parlour athletic conference that's it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219933) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Histrionic sweet tailpipe parlor pack is paying him $47 million per year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219935) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: brindle indian lodge dragon and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219964) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Pea-brained parlour athletic conference 1 sack doesnt sound good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219972) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: tripping corn cake hall Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221767) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM Author: rough-skinned state 1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221776) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: tripping corn cake hall Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221849) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: rough-skinned state Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM Author: tripping corn cake hall I like the Packers. This was a retarded move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221953) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: lfo Where are we on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259308) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: laughsome snowy forum Haha wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219940) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: Mauve address Happy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219948) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: laughsome snowy forum I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.
Worth it if we win a SB while he's around. |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: tripping corn cake hall Good move by the Boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: Carmine trust fund lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: tripping corn cake hall He costs more than he is worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220305) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Carmine trust fund what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: green place of business garrison three fifths, ackshually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220313) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Crystalline hospital It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.
The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.
The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years. |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: hairless fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: ruddy psychic elastic band Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221253) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: beta macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: Supple Hilarious Theater Marketing Idea Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220386) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM Author: contagious space im with xo jerry on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220829) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM Author: hairless fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220876) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: Slimy plaza ape Its interesting because:
1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.
2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.
I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter... |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: contagious space two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220859) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: rough-skinned state The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221251) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: infuriating philosopher-king fanboi LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221238) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: tripping corn cake hall So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221432) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: laughsome snowy forum "The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."
I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: Supple Hilarious Theater Marketing Idea The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/ |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: tripping corn cake hall , he lisped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49223039) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: apoplectic fiercely-loyal whorehouse stock car lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221917) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: nudist metal principal's office Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: laughsome snowy forum I responded in under one hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49222736) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: Carmine trust fund this is so fucking stupid worse than luka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49223051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM Author: tripping corn cake hall Micah's back is shot lol.
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19 |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM Author: contagious space xo jerry wins again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228692) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM Author: tripping corn cake hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228696) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM Author: contagious space the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228706) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: tripping corn cake hall It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49229109) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: Mauve address Lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228851) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: laughsome snowy forum Obviously not ideal
Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: lfo ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259310) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle school Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228735) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM Author: laughsome snowy forum Fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49229153) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Candy Ride I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259344) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: lfo "shouldn't've" you mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259448) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: Candy Ride Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259689) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: lfo ty for your honesty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259833) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: lfo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259608) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: richard clock parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259839) |