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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
contagious slate national
  01/26/16
This one stings.
frisky pit roommate
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
mewling hell black woman
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Massive gay wizard
  10/24/16
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  02/20/18
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  06/03/19
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mewling hell black woman
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Stirring Travel Guidebook
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Flirting Locus Azn
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Vigorous affirmative action
  01/25/16
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Honey-headed heady hominid
  01/25/16
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Dull Heaven Death Wish
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Disgusting Sandwich
  01/25/16
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dashing mauve point
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Snowy 180 dysfunction
  01/25/16
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contagious slate national
  01/26/16
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  01/26/16
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  11/27/16
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Vigorous affirmative action
  06/13/17
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  12/19/17
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Disgusting Sandwich
  01/24/18
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  06/10/24
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frisky pit roommate
  01/26/16
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Spectacular Anal Parlour Clown
  11/27/16
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Vigorous affirmative action
  01/23/17
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  03/15/17
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Vigorous affirmative action
  04/20/17
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Vigorous affirmative action
  02/20/18
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  03/12/22
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Marvelous sticky parlor
  05/15/22
...
Marvelous sticky parlor
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Garnet Mental Disorder
  01/25/16
Brutal
Honey-headed heady hominid
  01/25/16
...
Swashbuckling theatre friendly grandma
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
glassy stain
  01/25/16
toxic
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  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
scarlet range
  01/25/16
...
floppy clear institution
  01/25/16
...
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/25/16
...
Carnelian harsh deer antler
  01/25/16
damnit
Provocative cyan new version kitty
  01/25/16
...
Aggressive talking tanning salon
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/25/16
jfc
Vigorous affirmative action
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Aggressive talking tanning salon
  01/25/16
...
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Vigorous affirmative action
  01/25/16
Cr
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Slap-happy aromatic dilemma
  01/25/16
hm
emerald racy lettuce
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Slap-happy aromatic dilemma
  01/25/16
wait
Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account
  01/25/16
...
frisky pit roommate
  01/26/16
...
lime crusty stock car blood rage
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Disgusting Sandwich
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
scarlet range
  01/25/16
...
Obsidian sanctuary cuck
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Garnet Mental Disorder
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Vigorous affirmative action
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Garnet Mental Disorder
  01/25/16
...
Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account
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filthy indigo main people school cafeteria
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Provocative cyan new version kitty
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Carnelian harsh deer antler
  01/25/16
...
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Histrionic Sable Mother
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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  01/25/16
...
adulterous meetinghouse
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
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  01/25/16
...
glassy stain
  01/25/16
...
dashing mauve point
  01/25/16
damn
Slap-happy aromatic dilemma
  01/25/16
...
Shimmering beady-eyed elastic band
  01/25/16
...
Burgundy Church Striped Hyena
  01/25/16
O LORD
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  01/25/16
jfc
bossy trump supporter abode
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
sickened alcoholic skinny woman
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Frum saffron kitty cat voyeur
  01/25/16
...
Aggressive talking tanning salon
  01/25/16
Lmao
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/25/16
...
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  01/25/16
...
frisky pit roommate
  01/26/16
...
Shimmering beady-eyed elastic band
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grizzly irradiated senate tattoo
  01/26/16
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Disgusting Sandwich
  02/15/16
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  07/08/17
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Disgusting Sandwich
  10/27/17
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Thriller Boistinker
  12/26/17
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Disgusting Sandwich
  05/24/18
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Disgusting Sandwich
  03/16/20
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Geriatric fighting principal's office partner
  02/18/22
...
plum razzmatazz prole
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Snowy 180 dysfunction
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Provocative cyan new version kitty
  01/25/16
ouch
soul-stirring station
  01/26/16
poison
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  01/26/16
...
milky laughsome piazza private investor
  01/26/16
180
contagious slate national
  01/26/16
...
Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Startled temple
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Aphrodisiac sound barrier kitchen
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
frisky pit roommate
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Slap-happy aromatic dilemma
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
cobalt spot
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Amber Irate Forum Regret
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Silver athletic conference half-breed
  09/27/16
...
plum razzmatazz prole
  12/26/17
...
grizzly irradiated senate tattoo
  08/12/19
180
mewling hell black woman
  01/26/16
...
grizzly irradiated senate tattoo
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
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  01/27/16
...
filthy indigo main people school cafeteria
  01/27/16
...
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Comical Carmine Stag Film Hairy Legs
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Comical Carmine Stag Film Hairy Legs
  02/02/16
...
avocado galvanic garrison party of the first part
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
charismatic bat-shit-crazy legend yarmulke
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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  02/24/16
18000000
Curious Candlestick Maker Area
  03/04/16
165
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  03/04/16
...
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  05/19/16
chilling
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  10/24/16
art&scholarship
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  12/17/16
Good lord.
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  01/03/17
oh my.
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  01/23/17
toxic
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  04/02/17
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  06/01/17
180 existential horror
adventurous wild office
  07/08/17
...
nofapping embarrassed to the bone home boiling water
  10/27/17
mother of god
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  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
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  10/27/17
JFC
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  10/27/17
...
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  12/26/17
...
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  12/26/17
ouch
Doobsian corn cake
  02/20/18
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  01/16/19
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  08/09/19
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Exhilarant onyx theater stage mexican
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
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  07/28/25
...
Rough-skinned multi-colored indirect expression ticket booth
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Talented school marketing idea
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Poppy fragrant lodge
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
dashing mauve point
  01/25/16
...
Frum saffron kitty cat voyeur
  01/25/16
...
dark exciting address
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Honey-headed heady hominid
  01/25/16
toxic
Slap-happy aromatic dilemma
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Honey-headed heady hominid
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Slap-happy aromatic dilemma
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Honey-headed heady hominid
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Slap-happy aromatic dilemma
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Gay thirsty hall
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Slap-happy aromatic dilemma
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Honey-headed heady hominid
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Histrionic Sable Mother
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Honey-headed heady hominid
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Histrionic Sable Mother
  01/25/16
TY bro
Honey-headed heady hominid
  01/25/16
...
Frum saffron kitty cat voyeur
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Vivacious fat ankles reading party
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Swashbuckling theatre friendly grandma
  10/27/17
...
Appetizing Zombie-like Potus
  10/27/17
...
Disgusting Sandwich
  05/24/18
...
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  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
violet lay mad-dog skullcap
  10/27/17
credited advice
Doobsian corn cake
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Slap-happy aromatic dilemma
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Concupiscible Jet Corner
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Slap-happy aromatic dilemma
  01/25/16
i lol'd
tripping odious native preventive strike
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Honey-headed heady hominid
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Histrionic Sable Mother
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Slap-happy aromatic dilemma
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/25/16
lol
Sepia Cerebral State Antidepressant Drug
  06/01/17
...
Honey-headed heady hominid
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Slap-happy aromatic dilemma
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Honey-headed heady hominid
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
contagious slate national
  01/26/16
...
plum razzmatazz prole
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
sickened alcoholic skinny woman
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
sickened alcoholic skinny woman
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Honey-headed heady hominid
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
sickened alcoholic skinny woman
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Slap-happy aromatic dilemma
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
sickened alcoholic skinny woman
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Slap-happy aromatic dilemma
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
sickened alcoholic skinny woman
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Honey-headed heady hominid
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Slap-happy aromatic dilemma
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Honey-headed heady hominid
  01/25/16
Lmao
Cream puppy feces
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Disgusting Sandwich
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Vigorous affirmative action
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/25/16
lmao true
Slap-happy aromatic dilemma
  01/25/16
...
Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account
  01/26/16
...
plum razzmatazz prole
  12/26/17
Haha
bateful toilet seat pozpig
  03/19/20
...
Honey-headed heady hominid
  01/25/16
...
Carnelian harsh deer antler
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Startled temple
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Vivacious fat ankles reading party
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Impressive motley roast beef
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
bisexual amethyst becky
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Disgusting Sandwich
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
violet lay mad-dog skullcap
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Silver athletic conference half-breed
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Passionate giraffe church building
  06/03/19
oh no
cobalt spot
  08/08/19
LOL
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  03/16/20
JFC
trip pearly bbw house
  03/19/20
Update?
Geriatric fighting principal's office partner
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
wine depressive
  01/25/16
...
Honey-headed heady hominid
  01/25/16
...
filthy indigo main people school cafeteria
  05/19/16
...
lime crusty stock car blood rage
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
boyish therapy
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Carnelian harsh deer antler
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
boyish therapy
  01/26/16
Cr
Carnelian harsh deer antler
  01/26/16
...
frisky pit roommate
  01/26/16
...
frisky pit roommate
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
boyish therapy
  01/26/16
...
Talented school marketing idea
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
underhanded menage national security agency
  01/26/16
...
underhanded menage national security agency
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Stirring Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
haunting coiffed university pocket flask
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
smoky cumskin
  01/26/16
...
Shimmering beady-eyed elastic band
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
contagious slate national
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Vigorous affirmative action
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
smoky cumskin
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Stirring Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
...
codepig multi-billionaire
  01/16/19
...
bateful toilet seat pozpig
  03/16/20
...
mewling hell black woman
  01/26/16
...
Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account
  01/26/16
...
Shimmering beady-eyed elastic band
  01/26/16
...
filthy indigo main people school cafeteria
  03/28/16
...
green property patrolman
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
coral sex offender
  01/26/16
...
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Gay thirsty hall
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
mewling hell black woman
  01/26/16
...
Massive gay wizard
  10/24/16
...
Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
tripping odious native preventive strike
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
base milk
  04/04/16
...
Hairraiser idiotic whorehouse
  03/15/17
*applause*
olive background story
  10/27/17
...
Exhilarant onyx theater stage mexican
  09/26/21
...
violet lay mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
...
Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
boyish therapy
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/26/16
...
boyish therapy
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
boyish therapy
  01/26/16
...
Carnelian harsh deer antler
  01/26/16
...
Histrionic Sable Mother
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Amber Irate Forum Regret
  01/26/16
Describe
boyish therapy
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Amber Irate Forum Regret
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
boyish therapy
  01/26/16
...
Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account
  01/26/16
...
Histrionic Sable Mother
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Amber Irate Forum Regret
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Vigorous affirmative action
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Amber Irate Forum Regret
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
nofapping embarrassed to the bone home boiling water
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
grizzly irradiated senate tattoo
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Amber Irate Forum Regret
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Startled temple
  01/26/16
Fuck
nofapping embarrassed to the bone home boiling water
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
lime crusty stock car blood rage
  01/26/16
cq's!
Slap-happy aromatic dilemma
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Amber Irate Forum Regret
  01/26/16
...
trip pearly bbw house
  03/19/20
...
Hairraiser idiotic whorehouse
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Salmon confused brunch shitlib
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Gay thirsty hall
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Talented school marketing idea
  01/26/16
...
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/26/16
...
Doobsian corn cake
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Gay thirsty hall
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Histrionic Sable Mother
  01/26/16
...
grizzly irradiated senate tattoo
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Gay thirsty hall
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
smoky cumskin
  01/26/16
...
Shimmering beady-eyed elastic band
  01/26/16
...
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Amber Irate Forum Regret
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do u love it
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Disgusting Sandwich
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Vigorous affirmative action
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it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
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  01/26/16
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Startled temple
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Amber Irate Forum Regret
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Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
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180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
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  01/26/16
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grizzly irradiated senate tattoo
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Startled temple
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grizzly irradiated senate tattoo
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
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sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
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Disgusting Sandwich
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...
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lime crusty stock car blood rage
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
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Jfc
Disgusting Sandwich
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
lime crusty stock car blood rage
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I hate this thread so fucking much
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  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
french juggernaut
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
french juggernaut
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
smoky cumskin
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
french juggernaut
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...
nofapping embarrassed to the bone home boiling water
  04/08/19
...
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  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
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  04/09/19
...
french juggernaut
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
french juggernaut
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Disgusting Sandwich
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
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  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
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lime crusty stock car blood rage
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french juggernaut
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french juggernaut
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Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
charcoal
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Does that include you?
Pisswyrm
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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Vigorous affirmative action
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Geriatric fighting principal's office partner
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all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
bearded
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Submissive
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Disgusting Sandwich
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nofapping embarrassed to the bone home boiling water
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Geriatric fighting principal's office partner
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Ozzie Canseco
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Kenneth Play
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Marvelous sticky parlor



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Marvelous sticky parlor



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Garnet Mental Disorder

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady hominid

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling theatre friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: glassy stain

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: umber razzle-dazzle gaping

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: scarlet range

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: floppy clear institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Carnelian harsh deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Provocative cyan new version kitty

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Aggressive talking tanning salon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action

jfc

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Aggressive talking tanning salon

Cr edit

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: emerald racy lettuce

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: frisky pit roommate



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: lime crusty stock car blood rage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: scarlet range

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Obsidian sanctuary cuck



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Garnet Mental Disorder

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Garnet Mental Disorder

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: filthy indigo main people school cafeteria



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Excitant hideous quadroon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Provocative cyan new version kitty



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Carnelian harsh deer antler

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Histrionic Sable Mother

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: wonderful karate

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: adulterous meetinghouse



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: misanthropic orchestra pit gaming laptop

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: glassy stain



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: dashing mauve point



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

damn

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Shimmering beady-eyed elastic band



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Burgundy Church Striped Hyena



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: diverse shivering associate

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: bossy trump supporter abode

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: sickened alcoholic skinny woman

180 KILLSHOT

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Frum saffron kitty cat voyeur

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Aggressive talking tanning salon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

Lmao

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: arousing locale goal in life



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: frisky pit roommate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Shimmering beady-eyed elastic band



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: grizzly irradiated senate tattoo



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: haunting coiffed university pocket flask



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: deranged theater



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Elite Trust Fund Generalized Bond



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Thriller Boistinker



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Geriatric fighting principal's office partner



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: plum razzmatazz prole



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Snowy 180 dysfunction

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Provocative cyan new version kitty

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring station

ouch

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: sooty big trailer park boltzmann

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: milky laughsome piazza private investor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: contagious slate national

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Startled temple

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sound barrier kitchen

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: frisky pit roommate

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: cobalt spot

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Silver athletic conference half-breed

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: plum razzmatazz prole



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: grizzly irradiated senate tattoo



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: mewling hell black woman

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: grizzly irradiated senate tattoo



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Chestnut old irish cottage center

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: filthy indigo main people school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Comical Carmine Stag Film Hairy Legs

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Comical Carmine Stag Film Hairy Legs

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: avocado galvanic garrison party of the first part



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: charismatic bat-shit-crazy legend yarmulke

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: angry erotic volcanic crater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: claret stimulating box office dog poop

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Curious Candlestick Maker Area

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: razzle orange stage persian

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Drab den



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Lemon useless brakes tank

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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Mustard Cruise Ship

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Mahogany slimy rehab dragon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: trip pearly bbw house

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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Insane glittery field double fault

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Hairraiser idiotic whorehouse



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Excitant hideous quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: yellow faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: adventurous wild office

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: nofapping embarrassed to the bone home boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: deranged theater

mother of god

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Blue resort cuckold

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Disrespectful philosopher-king

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: brilliant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Doobsian corn cake

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: insanely creepy well-lubricated gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: transparent supple pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: green property patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant onyx theater stage mexican



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Pearl Hospital Coffee Pot

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Rough-skinned multi-colored indirect expression ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Talented school marketing idea

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Poppy fragrant lodge

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: dashing mauve point

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Frum saffron kitty cat voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: dark exciting address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady hominid

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady hominid

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady hominid

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Gay thirsty hall

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady hominid

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Histrionic Sable Mother

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady hominid

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Histrionic Sable Mother

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady hominid

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Frum saffron kitty cat voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Vivacious fat ankles reading party

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling theatre friendly grandma

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Appetizing Zombie-like Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: trip pearly bbw house



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: violet lay mad-dog skullcap

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Doobsian corn cake

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible Jet Corner

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: tripping odious native preventive strike

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady hominid

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Histrionic Sable Mother

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Sepia Cerebral State Antidepressant Drug

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady hominid

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: contagious slate national

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: plum razzmatazz prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: sickened alcoholic skinny woman

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: sickened alcoholic skinny woman

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady hominid

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: sickened alcoholic skinny woman

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: sickened alcoholic skinny woman

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: sickened alcoholic skinny woman

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady hominid

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady hominid

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Cream puppy feces

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: plum razzmatazz prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: bateful toilet seat pozpig

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Carnelian harsh deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Startled temple

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Vivacious fat ankles reading party

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Impressive motley roast beef

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: bisexual amethyst becky

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: violet lay mad-dog skullcap

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Silver athletic conference half-breed

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Passionate giraffe church building

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: cobalt spot

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: cracking rose shrine internal respiration

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: trip pearly bbw house

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Geriatric fighting principal's office partner

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: wine depressive

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: filthy indigo main people school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: lime crusty stock car blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: boyish therapy

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Carnelian harsh deer antler

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: boyish therapy

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Carnelian harsh deer antler

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: frisky pit roommate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: frisky pit roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: boyish therapy

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Talented school marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: underhanded menage national security agency

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: underhanded menage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Stirring Travel Guidebook

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: haunting coiffed university pocket flask

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author:  smoky cumskin

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Shimmering beady-eyed elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: contagious slate national

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author:  smoky cumskin

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Stirring Travel Guidebook

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author:  codepig multi-billionaire



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: bateful toilet seat pozpig



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: mewling hell black woman



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Shimmering beady-eyed elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: filthy indigo main people school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: green property patrolman



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: coral sex offender

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Gay thirsty hall

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: mewling hell black woman

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Massive gay wizard



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: tripping odious native preventive strike

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author:  base milk

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser idiotic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author:  olive background story

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant onyx theater stage mexican



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: violet lay mad-dog skullcap



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: boyish therapy

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: boyish therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: boyish therapy

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Carnelian harsh deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Histrionic Sable Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: boyish therapy

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: boyish therapy

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Histrionic Sable Mother



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: nofapping embarrassed to the bone home boiling water

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: grizzly irradiated senate tattoo

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Startled temple

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: nofapping embarrassed to the bone home boiling water

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: lime crusty stock car blood rage

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser idiotic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Salmon confused brunch shitlib

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Gay thirsty hall

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Talented school marketing idea

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Doobsian corn cake



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Gay thirsty hall

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Histrionic Sable Mother

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: grizzly irradiated senate tattoo



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Gay thirsty hall

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author:  smoky cumskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Shimmering beady-eyed elastic band



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: frisky pit roommate



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Hairraiser idiotic whorehouse



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: haunting coiffed university pocket flask



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: boyish therapy

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Massive gay wizard

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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: filthy indigo main people school cafeteria



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Spectacular Anal Parlour Clown



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Seedy Stage

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: flesh violent crackhouse fanboi



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author:  smoky cumskin

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author:  circlehead public bath



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author:  smoky cumskin

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author:  smoky cumskin

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: dead plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author:  federal cuckoldry place of business

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Provocative cyan new version kitty

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: nofapping embarrassed to the bone home boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: mewling hell black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Histrionic Sable Mother

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: lime crusty stock car blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Shimmering beady-eyed elastic band

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: violent chapel

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  turquoise wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author:  Sapphire Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: nofapping embarrassed to the bone home boiling water

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author:  federal cuckoldry place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  federal cuckoldry place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Startled temple

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Startled temple

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Startled temple

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Startled temple

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Startled temple

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: tripping odious native preventive strike

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: fuchsia knife really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: grizzly irradiated senate tattoo

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Startled temple

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: grizzly irradiated senate tattoo

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Startled temple

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: grizzly irradiated senate tattoo

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Startled temple

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: grizzly irradiated senate tattoo

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Startled temple

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Flirting Locus Azn

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Startled temple

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Flirting Locus Azn

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Startled temple

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: grizzly irradiated senate tattoo

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Startled temple

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Gay thirsty hall

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Startled temple

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: grizzly irradiated senate tattoo

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Startled temple

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Kink-friendly doctorate

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Provocative cyan new version kitty

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: dashing mauve point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Pontificating Police Squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Frum saffron kitty cat voyeur

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: lime crusty stock car blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Comical Carmine Stag Film Hairy Legs

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Copper Startling Nursing Home Rigpig

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Frum saffron kitty cat voyeur

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Amber Irate Forum Regret

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Copper Startling Nursing Home Rigpig

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: dead plaza

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: tripping odious native preventive strike

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: filthy indigo main people school cafeteria

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: fuchsia knife really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Mustard Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: bright location jap

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Geriatric fighting principal's office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  business firm telephone

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Frum saffron kitty cat voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Excitant hideous quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author:  smoky cumskin

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Geriatric fighting principal's office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Orchid shaky bawdyhouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: pale ceo liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: lime crusty stock car blood rage

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic dilemma

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Copper Startling Nursing Home Rigpig

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Mustard Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: bull headed psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: lime crusty stock car blood rage

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: translucent arrogant set

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: violet lay mad-dog skullcap

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  business firm telephone

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  ladyboy selfie

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: mewling hell black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Hairraiser idiotic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Mustard Cruise Ship



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  flickering nowag

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: buff zippy

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: trip pearly bbw house

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  mediation



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: filthy indigo main people school cafeteria



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: gaped halford

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: trip pearly bbw house



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  famous landscape painting

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: nofapping embarrassed to the bone home boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: lime crusty stock car blood rage

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: brilliant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Abusive Metal Crotch

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Abusive Metal Crotch

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: bull headed psychic

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Mentally impaired foreskin

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: nofapping embarrassed to the bone home boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  chrome

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Ungodly soggy goyim casino



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: nofapping embarrassed to the bone home boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: lime crusty stock car blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  ladyboy selfie

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: lime crusty stock car blood rage

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: abnormal

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Flirting Locus Azn

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: french juggernaut

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: french juggernaut

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author:  smoky cumskin

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: french juggernaut

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: nofapping embarrassed to the bone home boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  alcoholic masturbator



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: brilliant step-uncle's house

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: french juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: french juggernaut

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  indecent

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: lime crusty stock car blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: angry erotic volcanic crater

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: french juggernaut

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: mewling hell black woman



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: french juggernaut

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: french juggernaut



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: charcoal

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  Pisswyrm

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: charcoal

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: charcoal



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  canary water buffalo



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author:  smoky cumskin



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author:  smoky cumskin



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: slippery brethren



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: lime crusty stock car blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  idiot



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant onyx theater stage mexican



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author:  smoky cumskin

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Geriatric fighting principal's office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: bearded

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Submissive

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Disgusting Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: nofapping embarrassed to the bone home boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Geriatric fighting principal's office partner



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#49548061)