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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People
  09/18/24
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jade trailer park laser beams
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
jade trailer park laser beams
  09/18/24
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Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
Exhilarant lodge striped hyena
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Floppy harsh box office
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Flesh House-broken Resort Degenerate
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Umber misanthropic kitty background story
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People
  09/18/24
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Aromatic Orchid Son Of Senegal
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
excitant corner
  09/18/24
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big mischievous party of the first part
  09/19/24
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honey-headed laughsome cruise ship
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
Flushed bateful jewess
  09/18/24
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Silver Twisted Hall
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
Magical hateful stage
  09/18/24
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Flushed bateful jewess
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
Hairraiser Internal Respiration
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Tantric stead weed whacker
  09/18/24
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honey-headed laughsome cruise ship
  09/18/24
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purple offensive property macaca
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
brass queen of the night crackhouse
  09/18/24
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Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
Hairraiser Internal Respiration
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
Hairraiser Internal Respiration
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
Hairraiser Internal Respiration
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
Hairraiser Internal Respiration
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
mildly autistic heaven factory reset button
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
Hairraiser Internal Respiration
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
mildly autistic heaven factory reset button
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
Hairraiser Internal Respiration
  09/18/24
another type of solution
mildly autistic heaven factory reset button
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Doobsian Pit Rigor
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
arousing market
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
Hairraiser Internal Respiration
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
Hairraiser Internal Respiration
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
Hairraiser Internal Respiration
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
brass queen of the night crackhouse
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
Hairraiser Internal Respiration
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
brass queen of the night crackhouse
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
Hairraiser Internal Respiration
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
brass queen of the night crackhouse
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
Hairraiser Internal Respiration
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
Hairraiser Internal Respiration
  09/19/24
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brass queen of the night crackhouse
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/10/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: jade trailer park laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: jade trailer park laser beams

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Exhilarant lodge striped hyena

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Floppy harsh box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Flesh House-broken Resort Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Umber misanthropic kitty background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Aromatic Orchid Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: excitant corner

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: big mischievous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: honey-headed laughsome cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Flushed bateful jewess

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Silver Twisted Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Magical hateful stage

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Flushed bateful jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser Internal Respiration

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Tantric stead weed whacker

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: honey-headed laughsome cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: purple offensive property macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: brass queen of the night crackhouse

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser Internal Respiration

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser Internal Respiration

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser Internal Respiration

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser Internal Respiration

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: mildly autistic heaven factory reset button

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser Internal Respiration

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: mildly autistic heaven factory reset button

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser Internal Respiration

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: mildly autistic heaven factory reset button

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Doobsian Pit Rigor

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: arousing market

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser Internal Respiration

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser Internal Respiration

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser Internal Respiration

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: brass queen of the night crackhouse

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Hairraiser Internal Respiration

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: brass queen of the night crackhouse

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Hairraiser Internal Respiration

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: brass queen of the night crackhouse

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser Internal Respiration

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Canary Impertinent Fat Ankles Main People

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser Internal Respiration

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: brass queen of the night crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2),#49340186)