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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
boyish sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Razzle-dazzle Ebony Senate
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
boyish sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
boyish sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Razzle-dazzle Ebony Senate
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
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hairraiser preventive strike house
  04/05/26
Lol
Red Insecure Cruise Ship Stock Car
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
cerebral bearded puppy
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
boyish sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
cerebral bearded puppy
  04/05/26
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Razzle-dazzle Ebony Senate
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
diverse regret locus
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
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  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
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  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
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underhanded glittery sanctuary
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chartreuse really tough guy forum
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
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flatulent sex offender business firm
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
boyish sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
hot concupiscible state masturbator
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Sable odious halford tattoo
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Supple Nursing Home Marketing Idea
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Vigorous erotic church azn
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Nudist yapping factory reset button address
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
scarlet spectacular garrison sweet tailpipe
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Supple Nursing Home Marketing Idea
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Nudist yapping factory reset button address
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
scarlet spectacular garrison sweet tailpipe
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
underhanded glittery sanctuary
  04/05/26
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Razzle-dazzle Ebony Senate
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Sable odious halford tattoo
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
scarlet spectacular garrison sweet tailpipe
  04/05/26
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arousing range
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
arousing range
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
sooty hospital
  04/05/26
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Razzle-dazzle Ebony Senate
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
lavender pit persian
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
boyish sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Sable odious halford tattoo
  04/05/26
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scarlet spectacular garrison sweet tailpipe
  04/05/26
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Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: boyish sneaky criminal

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Ebony Senate

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Vibrant henna location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: boyish sneaky criminal

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: boyish sneaky criminal

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Ebony Senate

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Narrow-minded fuchsia parlour

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: hairraiser preventive strike house



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Red Insecure Cruise Ship Stock Car

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: cerebral bearded puppy

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: boyish sneaky criminal

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: cerebral bearded puppy

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Ebony Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: diverse regret locus

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Vibrant henna location

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Cyan seedy school bbw

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: amber telephone plaza

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: underhanded glittery sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: chartreuse really tough guy forum



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: hot concupiscible state masturbator

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: flatulent sex offender business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: boyish sneaky criminal

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: hot concupiscible state masturbator

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Sable odious halford tattoo

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Supple Nursing Home Marketing Idea

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Vigorous erotic church azn

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Nudist yapping factory reset button address

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: scarlet spectacular garrison sweet tailpipe

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Supple Nursing Home Marketing Idea

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Nudist yapping factory reset button address

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: scarlet spectacular garrison sweet tailpipe

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: underhanded glittery sanctuary

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Ebony Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Maniacal ocher double fault space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Sable odious halford tattoo

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: scarlet spectacular garrison sweet tailpipe

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: hairraiser preventive strike house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: hairraiser preventive strike house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: arousing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: arousing range

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: sooty hospital

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Ebony Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: lavender pit persian

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: boyish sneaky criminal

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Sable odious halford tattoo

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: scarlet spectacular garrison sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49812165)