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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| cheese-eating irradiated cruise ship | 01/03/23 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: cheese-eating irradiated cruise ship One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: thirsty odious skinny woman https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: cheese-eating irradiated cruise ship Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Abusive box office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: cheese-eating irradiated cruise ship Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Scarlet Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Irate cracking depressive alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Aphrodisiac brindle rigpig range anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: thirsty odious skinny woman everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Aphrodisiac brindle rigpig range so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: thirsty odious skinny woman (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Aphrodisiac brindle rigpig range It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: thirsty odious skinny woman more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: thriller nursing home trust fund 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: thirsty odious skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: beta persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Scarlet Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Irate cracking depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Spectacular adulterous roommate useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: garnet yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: claret stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: heady nighttime orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: thirsty odious skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: thirsty odious skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: appetizing filthy jewess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: white forum SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: chestnut sick public bath ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: topaz base feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: free-loading wonderful church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: bateful deer antler address The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Twisted cerebral trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: claret stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: claret stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: claret stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: claret stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: claret stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Rusted senate fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: claret stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: heady nighttime orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: claret stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Smoky talented school cafeteria Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: claret stag film QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: misanthropic boltzmann step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Charismatic Property Gaming Laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: chestnut sick public bath ratface (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Curious site antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: Curious site antidepressant drug The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Irate cracking depressive it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Charismatic Property Gaming Laptop when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Irate cracking depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: chestnut sick public bath ratface (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2),#49213065) |