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Exciting Principal's Office
  12/18/25
710K
floppy poppy crackhouse roast beef
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Exciting Principal's Office
  12/18/25
yea
floppy poppy crackhouse roast beef
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Exciting Principal's Office
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
primrose dilemma
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
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  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
primrose dilemma
  12/18/25
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  12/18/25
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  12/19/25
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  12/21/25
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  12/21/25
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  12/21/25
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  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
Gold step-uncle's house cuckoldry
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Exciting Principal's Office
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
Gold step-uncle's house cuckoldry
  12/18/25
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titillating unhinged half-breed
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Twinkling Mewling Area Feces
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
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  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Twinkling Mewling Area Feces
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Exciting Principal's Office
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
orange arrogant abode multi-billionaire
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Twinkling Mewling Area Feces
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
sick location tank
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
sick location tank
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
sick location tank
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
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  12/18/25
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  12/19/25
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  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
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  12/19/25
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  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
electric offensive idea he suggested
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
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  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
electric offensive idea he suggested
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
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  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
electric offensive idea he suggested
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
Ruby mother circlehead
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
titillating unhinged half-breed
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
aquamarine whorehouse
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
titillating unhinged half-breed
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
wonderful striped hyena windowlicker
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
Territorial Elastic Band
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Pungent idiotic station
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
Autistic Stead Main People
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
confused library laser beams
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Underhanded Fortuitous Meteor Mood
  12/18/25
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white state black woman
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
electric offensive idea he suggested
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Exciting Principal's Office
  12/18/25
I am atty.
electric offensive idea he suggested
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Exciting Principal's Office
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
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  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
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  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
chestnut motley headpube rehab
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Stirring Bright Heaven
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
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  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
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  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
Black Filthpig Lodge
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
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  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Stirring Bright Heaven
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
Black Filthpig Lodge
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
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  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
Black Filthpig Lodge
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
electric offensive idea he suggested
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Stirring Bright Heaven
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Talking Business Firm Place Of Business
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
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  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
Crimson aphrodisiac azn
  12/22/25
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Crimson aphrodisiac azn
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
Crimson aphrodisiac azn
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
Black Filthpig Lodge
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
confused library laser beams
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
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  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
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  12/22/25
not enough.
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  12/18/25
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  12/20/25
little under $6M
cerebral disrespectful private investor
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
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  12/18/25
271K TOPS
primrose dilemma
  12/18/25
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  12/18/25
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  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
cerebral disrespectful private investor
  12/19/25
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Out-of-control office
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
Odious Base
  12/18/25
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Territorial Elastic Band
  12/18/25
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  12/20/25
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crusty boyish sneaky criminal
  12/21/25
-$184K
Razzle-dazzle chapel volcanic crater
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Bull Headed Lay Nowag
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
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  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
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  12/19/25
low-200s
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  12/18/25
0
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  12/18/25
like 2 million
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  12/18/25
$360k in tech
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  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
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  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
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  12/19/25
Shrew'd
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lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
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  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
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  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
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  12/19/25
thank you
fiercely-loyal school cafeteria generalized bond
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Wine Hell
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
Honey-headed boistinker organic girlfriend
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
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  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
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  12/19/25
what happened
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  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
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  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
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Exciting Principal's Office
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
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$600k as solo lolyer.
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  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
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  12/20/25
~$900k
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  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
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  12/19/25
Wow.
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  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
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  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Racy Silver Personal Credit Line Theatre
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
Territorial Elastic Band
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Racy Silver Personal Credit Line Theatre
  12/19/25
lol
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  12/19/25
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Territorial Elastic Band
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Pungent idiotic station
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
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  12/19/25
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Pungent idiotic station
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
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  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
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  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
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  12/19/25
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  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
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  12/21/25
You sound poor
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  12/19/25
but self-selection...
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  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
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  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
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  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
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  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
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  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
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  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
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  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
Crimson aphrodisiac azn
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
diverse mental disorder hall
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
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  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
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The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
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  12/20/25
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Exciting Principal's Office
  12/20/25
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  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
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  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
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  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
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  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
low-t nursing home fat ankles
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
low-t nursing home fat ankles
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
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  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Contagious Address
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
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  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Exciting Principal's Office
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
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  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Crawly market hunting ground
  12/21/25
...
electric offensive idea he suggested
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
Azure bawdyhouse ceo
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
supple resort
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
bateful boltzmann
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Stirring Bright Heaven
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
electric offensive idea he suggested
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Stirring Bright Heaven
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
electric offensive idea he suggested
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Exciting Principal's Office
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Stirring Bright Heaven
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Exciting Principal's Office
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Stirring Bright Heaven
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Exciting Principal's Office
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Stirring Bright Heaven
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Exciting Principal's Office
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Stirring Bright Heaven
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Exciting Principal's Office
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Stirring Bright Heaven
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
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  12/21/25
...
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  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
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  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
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  12/21/25
180 last note
Black Filthpig Lodge
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Contagious Address
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Stirring Bright Heaven
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
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  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Stirring Bright Heaven
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
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  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Contagious Address
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
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  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
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  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
crusty boyish sneaky criminal
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
floppy poppy crackhouse roast beef
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
Azure bawdyhouse ceo
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
180 Dun Menage Ladyboy
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
doobsian trailer park
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
floppy poppy crackhouse roast beef
  12/23/25
cap gains
Curious casino blood rage
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
floppy poppy crackhouse roast beef
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
doobsian trailer park
  12/25/25
~$500k
bateful boltzmann
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Exciting Principal's Office



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: floppy poppy crackhouse roast beef

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Exciting Principal's Office

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: floppy poppy crackhouse roast beef

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Exciting Principal's Office

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: primrose dilemma

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Beta brilliant goyim site

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: primrose dilemma

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Bearded domesticated sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: titillating unhinged half-breed



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Amethyst Travel Guidebook Church



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Talking Business Firm Place Of Business



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: milky provocative rigpig



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: crusty boyish sneaky criminal



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Bipolar coffee pot people who are hurt



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Gold step-uncle's house cuckoldry

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Exciting Principal's Office

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Gold step-uncle's house cuckoldry

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: titillating unhinged half-breed



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Twinkling Mewling Area Feces

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: effete claret native wagecucks

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Twinkling Mewling Area Feces

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Exciting Principal's Office

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: orange arrogant abode multi-billionaire

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Twinkling Mewling Area Feces

Nigger voicemail$

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: sick location tank

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: sick location tank

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: sick location tank

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: confused library laser beams

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: floppy poppy crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Territorial Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: fantasy-prone depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: titillating unhinged half-breed

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Bisexual Burgundy Jewess Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: electric offensive idea he suggested

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: sick location tank

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: electric offensive idea he suggested

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: supple resort

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: electric offensive idea he suggested

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Ruby mother circlehead

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: titillating unhinged half-breed

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: aquamarine whorehouse

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: titillating unhinged half-breed

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: wonderful striped hyena windowlicker

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Territorial Elastic Band

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Pungent idiotic station

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Autistic Stead Main People

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: confused library laser beams

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Underhanded Fortuitous Meteor Mood

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: white state black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: electric offensive idea he suggested

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Exciting Principal's Office

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: electric offensive idea he suggested

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Exciting Principal's Office

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: sick location tank

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: chestnut motley headpube rehab

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: chestnut motley headpube rehab

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Stirring Bright Heaven

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Curious casino blood rage

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: chestnut motley headpube rehab

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Black Filthpig Lodge

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: titillating unhinged half-breed

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Stirring Bright Heaven

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Black Filthpig Lodge

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: electric offensive idea he suggested

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Black Filthpig Lodge

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: electric offensive idea he suggested

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Stirring Bright Heaven

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Talking Business Firm Place Of Business

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: electric offensive idea he suggested

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Crimson aphrodisiac azn

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Crimson aphrodisiac azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Crimson aphrodisiac azn

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Black Filthpig Lodge

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: confused library laser beams

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: white state black woman

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: confused library laser beams

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: vengeful chocolate old irish cottage parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: titillating unhinged half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Crimson aphrodisiac azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Territorial Elastic Band

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: doobsian trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: cerebral disrespectful private investor

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: sick location tank

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: primrose dilemma

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: glittery home haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: wonderful striped hyena windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: cerebral disrespectful private investor

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Out-of-control office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Odious Base

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Bearded domesticated sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Territorial Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Peach International Law Enforcement Agency Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: crusty boyish sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle chapel volcanic crater

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Bull Headed Lay Nowag

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Coiffed awkward university community account

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Amethyst Travel Guidebook Church

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Mischievous puce mad-dog skullcap

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: arousing carmine cuck idiot

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: hateful sienna sound barrier

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: razzmatazz rough-skinned stock car

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Vivacious Locus Antidepressant Drug

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal school cafeteria generalized bond

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Vivacious Locus Antidepressant Drug

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Bipolar coffee pot people who are hurt

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school cafeteria generalized bond

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Pungent idiotic station

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school cafeteria generalized bond

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Wine Hell

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Honey-headed boistinker organic girlfriend

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: bistre swashbuckling set psychic

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Mind-boggling henna range

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Amethyst Travel Guidebook Church

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling henna range

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: vengeful chocolate old irish cottage parlour

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Exciting Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: pearly gay wizard dingle berry

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Bisexual Burgundy Jewess Athletic Conference

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Thriller glassy institution

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: aquamarine whorehouse

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Racy Silver Personal Credit Line Theatre

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: doobsian trailer park

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Territorial Elastic Band

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Racy Silver Personal Credit Line Theatre

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Territorial Elastic Band

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Racy Silver Personal Credit Line Theatre

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Cyan stag film chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Territorial Elastic Band



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Pungent idiotic station

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone love of her life patrolman

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Pungent idiotic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Curious casino blood rage

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Azure bawdyhouse ceo

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: ocher factory reset button

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Azure bawdyhouse ceo

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone love of her life patrolman

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bipolar coffee pot people who are hurt

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Peach International Law Enforcement Agency Property

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: diverse mental disorder hall

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring misanthropic bbw pit

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: diverse mental disorder hall

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Vivacious Locus Antidepressant Drug

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: diverse mental disorder hall

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: floppy poppy crackhouse roast beef

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Crimson aphrodisiac azn

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: diverse mental disorder hall

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: cerebral disrespectful private investor

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring misanthropic bbw pit

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: doobsian trailer park

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Exciting Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: floppy poppy crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: gay hyperactive locale knife

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz rough-skinned stock car

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: low-t nursing home fat ankles

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: low-t nursing home fat ankles

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: low-t nursing home fat ankles

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Crawly market hunting ground

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Contagious Address

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Crawly market hunting ground

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Exciting Principal's Office

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: electric offensive idea he suggested

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Crawly market hunting ground

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: electric offensive idea he suggested



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Azure bawdyhouse ceo

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: supple resort

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: bateful boltzmann

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Stirring Bright Heaven

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: electric offensive idea he suggested

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Stirring Bright Heaven

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: electric offensive idea he suggested

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Exciting Principal's Office

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Stirring Bright Heaven

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Exciting Principal's Office

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Stirring Bright Heaven

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Exciting Principal's Office

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Stirring Bright Heaven

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Exciting Principal's Office

are you still pozzed?

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Stirring Bright Heaven

undetectable brother

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Exciting Principal's Office

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Stirring Bright Heaven

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: coral kitty cat den

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: milky provocative rigpig



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Maize vibrant plaza newt

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Impertinent massive orchestra pit police squad

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Black Filthpig Lodge

180 last note

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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Contagious Address

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Stirring Bright Heaven

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: electric offensive idea he suggested

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Stirring Bright Heaven

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: effete claret native wagecucks

just do discreet affairs bro

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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Contagious Address

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: 180 Dun Menage Ladyboy

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: vermilion becky persian

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: crusty boyish sneaky criminal

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: floppy poppy crackhouse roast beef

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Azure bawdyhouse ceo

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: 180 Dun Menage Ladyboy

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: doobsian trailer park

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: floppy poppy crackhouse roast beef

whats the other 35%

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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Curious casino blood rage

cap gains

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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: floppy poppy crackhouse roast beef

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: doobsian trailer park

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: bateful boltzmann

~$500k

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