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you can drink 1.3 LITERS of beer per day and it's not "Heavy" drinking

Adn this is the faggot benchod US govt guideliness which we ...
Clear flatulent native
  08/19/26
You're going to blow your liver out, boy. Guarantee it.
Topaz digit ratio
  08/19/26
i furking hoap so, its 4am and finished abt 1.1 liters and t...
Clear flatulent native
  08/19/26
Jfc
Topaz digit ratio
  08/20/26
does every foreigner do this weird shit u do and refer to od...
Contagious Piazza
  08/19/26
Beer ml conversions are like the signature reason why the me...
Fluffy Dun Windowlicker
  08/19/26
Wine bottles are based in metric but nobody says "I'm d...
Contagious Piazza
  08/19/26
so is hard liquor where you drink either handles or fifths. ...
Fluffy Dun Windowlicker
  08/19/26
Just made a white russian with 17.4 centiliters of vodka
Contagious Piazza
  08/19/26
how do u get jewd out of one full beer, i dont get it (im re...
Clear flatulent native
  08/19/26
you lose .5 ounces and there are 24 beers in a case so you l...
Histrionic sanctuary
  08/19/26
wtf is an ounce, i only do ml now u benchod bastard bitch
Clear flatulent native
  08/19/26
a case of 24 330ml beers is the fluid ounce equivalent of 23...
Fluffy Dun Windowlicker
  08/19/26
my brain just exploded
Clear flatulent native
  08/19/26
I figured this shit out during college when imports were all...
Fluffy Dun Windowlicker
  08/19/26
did u have to translate it to chinese for her to understand
Clear flatulent native
  08/19/26
nah, she's jewish. I had to lift the kegs and noticed they ...
Fluffy Dun Windowlicker
  08/19/26
...
dashing abnormal karate
  08/19/26
its weirder for amerishits to think a can means anything glo...
Clear flatulent native
  08/19/26
can = 12 oz. pounder = 16 oz. tallboy = 24 oz. pony = whate...
Fluffy Dun Windowlicker
  08/19/26
never knew this and im amerikkkan as apple shit
Clear flatulent native
  08/19/26
tall boy/pint = 16oz
haunting range
  08/19/26
16 ounce cans are pounders. tallboys are the 24oz cans that...
Fluffy Dun Windowlicker
  08/19/26
Uh, tallboy enjoyers are NECESSARILY alcoholics, haha...
dashing abnormal karate
  08/19/26
wrong, Rajeet. ChatGPT says people who call 22-24oz beers &...
haunting range
  08/20/26
ppl who use. Chatgdp are predominantly indian
Fluffy Dun Windowlicker
  08/20/26
Hey didn't say globally stupid. He's talking about in ordina...
dashing abnormal karate
  08/19/26
we have 2L bottles of soda and do tons of other metric shit....
Fluffy Dun Windowlicker
  08/19/26
I'm talking about Ohnoes and TTs interaction where Ohnoes ju...
dashing abnormal karate
  08/19/26
i thought ohnoes still poasted on biglawboard.com
Fluffy Dun Windowlicker
  08/19/26
Ohnoes sounds like a Japanese baseball player with a huge di...
Clear flatulent native
  08/19/26
Seems like there's an internal contradiction there
dashing abnormal karate
  08/19/26
*pounds 1.3L of 9% bitchtit IPA*
dashing abnormal karate
  08/19/26
you really gave this some thought huh
razzmatazz menage
  08/19/26
alcoholic math
haunting range
  08/19/26
tp
Fluffy Dun Windowlicker
  08/19/26
(Beer CEO)
anal death wish parlour
  08/19/26
Beer is the worst way to get drunk, because it is massive ex...
Fiercely-loyal Theatre
  08/20/26
it makes me eat less so it balances out, i walk 10km a day i...
Clear flatulent native
  08/20/26
(guy with a fatty liver)
racy base pistol
  08/20/26
hoap eventually i dont have a funcitoning liver
Clear flatulent native
  08/20/26
https://www.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism/comments/1vs0b3...
haunting range
  08/20/26
hmmmm
Clear flatulent native
  08/20/26
cr im with you on this. when im drinking beer i wont feel li...
cerebral impertinent mad cow disease nowag
  08/20/26
i think the three biggest scare tactic bullshit the kike hea...
Clear flatulent native
  08/20/26
CR on all those. another one i think about sometimes is ...
cerebral impertinent mad cow disease nowag
  08/20/26
yeah i remember that one, there were lots of other ones like...
Clear flatulent native
  08/20/26
scholarship
azure misunderstood bbw mother
  08/20/26
Just opened my first beer at 2:25am in honor of this Thread....
Clear flatulent native
  08/20/26
180
cerebral impertinent mad cow disease nowag
  08/20/26
...
racy base pistol
  08/20/26
thats not enough beer faggot
azure misunderstood bbw mother
  08/20/26
i know im working on it but im a turd im a pussy here ok giv...
Clear flatulent native
  08/20/26
Pretty sure the US government scrapped the recommendations b...
Scarlet Temple
  08/20/26
pretty sure the US govt doesnt care if ppl furk in facft doe...
Clear flatulent native
  08/20/26


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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Clear flatulent native

Adn this is the faggot benchod US govt guideliness which we know are BS so in reality prob 2L is fine, and thats every single day i usually cant evne do that so ill take 1-2 days off a week inshallah

So if you're drinking 660 mL bottles, roughly:

1 bottle/day → ~2 drinks/day → around the moderate guideline

2 bottles/day → ~4 drinks/day → above moderate, but below NIAAA's "heavy" threshold unless frequent enough to exceed 15/week

3 bottles/day → ~5.7 drinks/day → heavy drinking

4 bottles/day → ~7.5 drinks/day → clearly heavy/high-risk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078684)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: Topaz digit ratio

You're going to blow your liver out, boy. Guarantee it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078771)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Clear flatulent native

i furking hoap so, its 4am and finished abt 1.1 liters and tired but thinking opening another 500ml can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078785)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:39 AM
Author: Topaz digit ratio

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50079950)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Contagious Piazza

does every foreigner do this weird shit u do and refer to oddly specific liter amounts of beer instead of just saying "a can"? or is it specifically a turd thing and not something classy euro cumskins would do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078686)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Fluffy Dun Windowlicker

Beer ml conversions are like the signature reason why the metric system is fucking stupid.

also eurofag beers are always 11.5 ounces / 330ml so they jew you out of one full beer per case. Canada does that shit with Labatt and Moosehead too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078689)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Contagious Piazza

Wine bottles are based in metric but nobody says "I'm drinking 483mL of wine." you say "a glass" or "half a bottle" or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078696)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Fluffy Dun Windowlicker

so is hard liquor where you drink either handles or fifths. beers you have bottles, cans, pounders, tallboys, 40s, ponys, etc and then eurofucks with their 330ml shit. no one once to use metric shit to keep track of all that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078716)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Contagious Piazza

Just made a white russian with 17.4 centiliters of vodka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078744)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Clear flatulent native

how do u get jewd out of one full beer, i dont get it (im retarded)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078707)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Histrionic sanctuary

you lose .5 ounces and there are 24 beers in a case so you lose 12 ounces per case. 12 ounces equals one beer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078717)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Clear flatulent native

wtf is an ounce, i only do ml now u benchod bastard bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078725)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Fluffy Dun Windowlicker

a case of 24 330ml beers is the fluid ounce equivalent of 23 normal 12 ounce beers, i.e. - you're getting screwed out of one full beer for every case you buy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078720)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Clear flatulent native

my brain just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Fluffy Dun Windowlicker

I figured this shit out during college when imports were all the rage. eurofags also do this with kegs. my now wife when we were in college threw a sorority kegger and they decided to be fancy pants and get Amstel light. the euro kegs they use are like one full case of beer less and I told her she was getting jewed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078749)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Clear flatulent native

did u have to translate it to chinese for her to understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078753)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Fluffy Dun Windowlicker

nah, she's jewish. I had to lift the kegs and noticed they were lighter than normal.

looked it up just now. euro kegs are 50L = 13.2 gallons. US kegs are 15.5 gallons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078755)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: dashing abnormal karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078758)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Clear flatulent native

its weirder for amerishits to think a can means anything globbally, it just shows what insular losers u are as if whatever is a can size in US shld be a can everywhere on this faggot earth

the hilarity is that for sizing and stuff the US is a retarded outlier, its not the regulator or the leader or the global norm, but amerishits are so dumb like u they dont even fathom this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078704)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Fluffy Dun Windowlicker

can = 12 oz. pounder = 16 oz. tallboy = 24 oz. pony = whatever the fuck they are. 40 = 40z.

this shit isn't hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078726)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Clear flatulent native

never knew this and im amerikkkan as apple shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078728)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: haunting range

tall boy/pint = 16oz



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078730)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Fluffy Dun Windowlicker

16 ounce cans are pounders. tallboys are the 24oz cans that alcoholics buy at 7-11 and drink their car. don't argue with me on this topic, you're out of your element

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078763)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: dashing abnormal karate

Uh, tallboy enjoyers are NECESSARILY alcoholics, haha...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078765)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 7:59 AM
Author: haunting range

wrong, Rajeet.

ChatGPT says people who call 22-24oz beers "tall boys" are predominantly Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50079898)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: Fluffy Dun Windowlicker

ppl who use. Chatgdp are predominantly indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50079985)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: dashing abnormal karate

Hey didn't say globally stupid. He's talking about in ordinary conversation whether two euros would talk about something informal like a can or glass rather a specific measurement.

It's hilarious how defensive foreigners are about metric. Ohnoes asked a pretty innocent question and TT goes on a rant about how arrogant Americans think our system is universal everywhere. You never see Americans do this. Americans never lecture foreigners about the benefits of imperial measurements out of nowhere but foreigners get so fucking defensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078764)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: Fluffy Dun Windowlicker

we have 2L bottles of soda and do tons of other metric shit. it's referring to ml into the hundreds and using it as a Rothschild tactic to jew you out of a full bottle of beer that's retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078769)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: dashing abnormal karate

I'm talking about Ohnoes and TTs interaction where Ohnoes just asked about euros using informal descriptions like "a can" and TT launching into a tirade about how arrogant Americans thinking "a can" must mean the same as an American gan. But euros could still just say "a can" between themselves, Ohnoes wasn't suggesting that all cans, etc are American volumes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078783)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Fluffy Dun Windowlicker

i thought ohnoes still poasted on biglawboard.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078786)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Clear flatulent native

Ohnoes sounds like a Japanese baseball player with a huge dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078789)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: dashing abnormal karate

Seems like there's an internal contradiction there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078885)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: dashing abnormal karate

*pounds 1.3L of 9% bitchtit IPA*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078692)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz menage

you really gave this some thought huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078756)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: haunting range

alcoholic math

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078760)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Fluffy Dun Windowlicker

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078811)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: anal death wish parlour

(Beer CEO)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50078808)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Theatre

Beer is the worst way to get drunk, because it is massive extra calories and you will get fat. If you insist on abusing alcohol, learn to drink wine or consume hard liquor (either as shots or mixed with zero/low calorie mixers).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50080761)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Clear flatulent native

it makes me eat less so it balances out, i walk 10km a day im fit as furk for my age and turdskin dna

i didnt evne have dinner tonight just some CHEESE and ritz crackas so if i have 2 beers before sleep furk u benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50080767)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: racy base pistol

(guy with a fatty liver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50080772)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Clear flatulent native

hoap eventually i dont have a funcitoning liver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50080798)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: haunting range

https://www.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism/comments/1vs0b32/time_to_dispose_of_my_three_fake_children/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50080820)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Clear flatulent native

hmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50080873)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: cerebral impertinent mad cow disease nowag

cr im with you on this. when im drinking beer i wont feel like eating too much, never want anything sweet or too filling.

also regular 5% stuff keeps you pretty hydrated and feeling good in the morning. when i used to get drunk on vodka id wake up not only dehydrated as hell but also hungry and eat a ton of garbage the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50080852)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Clear flatulent native

i think the three biggest scare tactic bullshit the kike health industry ever did was AIDS and getting straight ppl to use condoms when only FAGGOTS get AIDS, COVID, and pretending drinking beer is the same as hard liq its fking 95% water and not the same shit at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50080872)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: cerebral impertinent mad cow disease nowag

CR on all those.

another one i think about sometimes is the butter=bad, shitoil spread/margarine=good bs they got people to believe. probably a jewish idea considering their weirdness with mixing dairy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50080902)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Clear flatulent native

yeah i remember that one, there were lots of other ones like i think abt cooking oils too and they actually got goys to use the bad one (is it the corn one?)

jews are vile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50080927)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: azure misunderstood bbw mother

scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50080923)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Clear flatulent native

Just opened my first beer at 2:25am in honor of this Thread. FURK ALL U FAGGOTS SAYING DONT DRINK. DIE NIGGAS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50080916)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: cerebral impertinent mad cow disease nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50080919)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: racy base pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50081024)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: azure misunderstood bbw mother

thats not enough beer faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50080921)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Clear flatulent native

i know im working on it but im a turd im a pussy here ok give me a break its not my fault i was born with turd dna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50080932)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Scarlet Temple

Pretty sure the US government scrapped the recommendations because we need people to get drunk and fuck more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50081007)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Clear flatulent native

pretty sure the US govt doesnt care if ppl furk in facft doesnt like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894987&forum_id=2),#50081166)