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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
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libs maf!
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God I hope so
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His love is with us always, brother.
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He poasted yesterday iirc
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: fighting puppy

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Irate Frum Community Account Personal Credit Line

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: appetizing honey-headed spot



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: provocative skinny woman step-uncle's house

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: topaz unholy ape range



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Coral Coffee Pot



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Pale Vibrant Son Of Senegal Native

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Pontificating Filthpig House

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Pearl Corn Cake Organic Girlfriend



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: fighting puppy

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: razzle windowlicker party of the first part



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: irradiated ivory corner

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: floppy startling locus jewess



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: mind-boggling rambunctious blood rage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Gay Wizard

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Pearl Corn Cake Organic Girlfriend

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: aqua adventurous parlour



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: irradiated ivory corner



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: abusive temple



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Pontificating Filthpig House



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: avocado love of her life



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: glittery abode

NM is back

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: razzle windowlicker party of the first part

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: fighting puppy

His love is with us always, brother.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Pearl Corn Cake Organic Girlfriend

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2),#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Submissive factory reset button



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: fighting puppy



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: plum church trump supporter



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Drunken very tactful dopamine



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Thriller Flickering Friendly Grandma Associate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Sable Goal In Life



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: poppy vengeful menage



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Pearl Corn Cake Organic Girlfriend



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: irradiated ivory corner



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: abusive temple



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: abusive temple

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: glittery abode



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: black infuriating senate boistinker

Pics?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: glittery abode



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Vivacious police squad

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2),#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Pearl Corn Cake Organic Girlfriend

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Crusty plaza patrolman



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: black infuriating senate boistinker

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2),#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: aqua adventurous parlour

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: fighting puppy



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Pearl Corn Cake Organic Girlfriend



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: fighting puppy



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