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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Cerise odious home son of senegal
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Slap-happy ebony national sex offender
  08/28/25
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Cerise odious home son of senegal
  08/28/25
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Bright Therapy National Security Agency
  08/28/25
that's it?
Bat shit crazy office indirect expression
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Cerise odious home son of senegal
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
ocher arousing alpha dilemma
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Bat shit crazy office indirect expression
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Pea-brained university partner
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
fear-inspiring fiercely-loyal market toilet seat
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Pea-brained university partner
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
fear-inspiring fiercely-loyal market toilet seat
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Pea-brained university partner
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
lfo
  09/12/25
Haha wow
Provocative School Cafeteria Marketing Idea
  08/28/25
Happy?
Brass fluffy knife set
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Provocative School Cafeteria Marketing Idea
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Pea-brained university partner
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Bright Therapy National Security Agency
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Pea-brained university partner
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Bright Therapy National Security Agency
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Elite fortuitous meteor box office
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
titillating shimmering international law enforcement agency double fault
  08/28/25
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Glittery organic girlfriend pocket flask
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Stirring Sneaky Criminal Legend
  08/29/25
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Kink-friendly vengeful friendly grandma
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Comical Faggot Firefighter
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
cocky place of business
  08/29/25
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Glittery organic girlfriend pocket flask
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Fuchsia Big-titted Sandwich Fanboi
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
cocky place of business
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
fear-inspiring fiercely-loyal market toilet seat
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
vigorous parlor
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Pea-brained university partner
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Provocative School Cafeteria Marketing Idea
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Comical Faggot Firefighter
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Pea-brained university partner
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Shivering public bath blood rage
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
fishy insane hall ceo
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Provocative School Cafeteria Marketing Idea
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Bright Therapy National Security Agency
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Pea-brained university partner
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
cocky place of business
  09/01/25
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Pea-brained university partner
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
cocky place of business
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Pea-brained university partner
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Brass fluffy knife set
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Provocative School Cafeteria Marketing Idea
  09/01/25
?
lfo
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
anal theater stage yarmulke
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Provocative School Cafeteria Marketing Idea
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
lfo
  09/12/25
Yes
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
lfo
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
lfo
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
richard clock
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Cerise odious home son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Slap-happy ebony national sex offender

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Cerise odious home son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Bright Therapy National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy office indirect expression

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Cerise odious home son of senegal

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: ocher arousing alpha dilemma

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy office indirect expression

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Pea-brained university partner

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: fear-inspiring fiercely-loyal market toilet seat

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained university partner

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: fear-inspiring fiercely-loyal market toilet seat

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Pea-brained university partner

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259308)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Provocative School Cafeteria Marketing Idea

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Brass fluffy knife set

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Provocative School Cafeteria Marketing Idea

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Pea-brained university partner

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Bright Therapy National Security Agency

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Pea-brained university partner

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Bright Therapy National Security Agency

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Elite fortuitous meteor box office

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: titillating shimmering international law enforcement agency double fault

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Glittery organic girlfriend pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Stirring Sneaky Criminal Legend

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Kink-friendly vengeful friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Comical Faggot Firefighter

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: cocky place of business

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Glittery organic girlfriend pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Fuchsia Big-titted Sandwich Fanboi

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: cocky place of business

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: fear-inspiring fiercely-loyal market toilet seat

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: vigorous parlor

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Pea-brained university partner

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Provocative School Cafeteria Marketing Idea

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Comical Faggot Firefighter

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Pea-brained university partner

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Shivering public bath blood rage

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: fishy insane hall ceo

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Provocative School Cafeteria Marketing Idea

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Bright Therapy National Security Agency

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Pea-brained university partner

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: cocky place of business

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Pea-brained university partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: cocky place of business

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Pea-brained university partner

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Brass fluffy knife set

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Provocative School Cafeteria Marketing Idea

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: anal theater stage yarmulke

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Provocative School Cafeteria Marketing Idea

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Candy Ride

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lfo

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: lfo

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: richard clock

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259839)