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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
galvanic theater stage
  07/19/24
I live like this now
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Juan Eighty
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loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it w...
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This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
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Big hell nibblets
  07/19/24
*in the next week
galvanic theater stage
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libs maf!
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plum boiling water
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NM is back
Infuriating Messiness Half-breed
  07/19/24
God I hope so
Alcoholic seedy national old irish cottage
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
galvanic theater stage
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
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misunderstood church
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mrx sunburst
misunderstood church
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Infuriating Messiness Half-breed
  07/19/24
Pics?
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passionate bull headed internal respiration meetinghouse
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
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OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick ....
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: galvanic theater stage

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: aromatic brass faggotry

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: gold masturbator striped hyena



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: disturbing spot codepig

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: buff excitant property



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Sooty Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Racy Cream Church Building

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2),#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: plum boiling water

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Big hell nibblets



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: galvanic theater stage

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic seedy national old irish cottage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: House-broken Cerise Hall

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Cyan stag film



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Marvelous blue stead



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac volcanic crater tanning salon

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Big hell nibblets

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2),#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: trip angry resort feces



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: House-broken Cerise Hall



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: misunderstood church



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: plum boiling water



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: citrine hairraiser brunch gaping



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Infuriating Messiness Half-breed

NM is back

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic seedy national old irish cottage

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: galvanic theater stage

His love is with us always, brother.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Big hell nibblets

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2),#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: erotic slap-happy blood rage cruise ship



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: galvanic theater stage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Lascivious degenerate main people



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: umber lodge corn cake



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Thriller piazza



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Stimulating chapel friendly grandma



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: shivering garrison



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: diverse orange roommate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: painfully honest crawly dingle berry



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Big hell nibblets



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: consumptive good



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: House-broken Cerise Hall



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: misunderstood church



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: misunderstood church

mrx sunburst

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Infuriating Messiness Half-breed



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: adventurous sticky milk

Pics?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Infuriating Messiness Half-breed



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: up-to-no-good copper jew scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Thriller piazza



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Thriller piazza



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Locus



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: passionate bull headed internal respiration meetinghouse



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: violet irradiated ape

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2),#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Big hell nibblets

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: supple fuchsia space



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: adventurous sticky milk

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2),#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: trip angry resort feces

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2),#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: galvanic theater stage



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Big hell nibblets



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: galvanic theater stage



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