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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
sick indigo lodge
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
Onyx address
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
rebellious community account
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Nighttime domesticated kitchen rigpig
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
Onyx address
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Bespoke hell
  12/15/25
...
french self-absorbed range dysfunction
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
charismatic aqua temple
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
sick indigo lodge
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Sable Blathering Ratface Dog Poop
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
sick indigo lodge
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Sable Blathering Ratface Dog Poop
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
charismatic aqua temple
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
sick indigo lodge
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
charismatic aqua temple
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
cocky factory reset button
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
charismatic aqua temple
  12/15/25
cambodia town
alcoholic whorehouse keepsake machete
  12/15/25
am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?
swashbuckling bright plaza
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
sick indigo lodge
  12/15/25
not worth it at all if i could have that 1hr-30min period...
swashbuckling bright plaza
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
concupiscible walnut reading party
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
bateful mustard gas station water buffalo
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
vibrant forum
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
charismatic aqua temple
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
bateful mustard gas station water buffalo
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Adventurous genital piercing
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
charismatic aqua temple
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Adventurous genital piercing
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
concupiscible walnut reading party
  12/15/25
...
charismatic aqua temple
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
razzmatazz personal credit line gaping
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
house-broken church building goal in life
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
motley judgmental orchestra pit
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
cobalt odious point
  12/15/25
...
Flushed Hunting Ground
  12/15/25
...
Arousing Lay
  12/15/25
...
Infuriating Voyeur
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
Naked ticket booth
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
cobalt odious point
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
sepia corner
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
cobalt odious point
  12/15/25
...
Adventurous genital piercing
  12/15/25
yes, so
sepia corner
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
Cracking glassy principal's office
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
alcoholic whorehouse keepsake machete
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
Cracking glassy principal's office
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
sickened pit
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
razzmatazz personal credit line gaping
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
alcoholic whorehouse keepsake machete
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
sickened pit
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
Arousing Lay
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
sepia corner
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
razzmatazz personal credit line gaping
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
vermilion sex offender
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
sick indigo lodge
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
Arousing Lay
  12/15/25
...
Adventurous genital piercing
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
alcoholic whorehouse keepsake machete
  12/16/25
...
vermilion sex offender
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
Onyx address
  12/16/25
OKay
appetizing casino
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Razzle painfully honest theater stage
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
Beady-eyed mahogany spot kitty cat
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Razzle painfully honest theater stage
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
saffron clown crotch
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
cobalt odious point
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
carmine exhilarant market
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
sick indigo lodge
  12/17/25
tp
Aromatic associate home
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: sick indigo lodge

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Onyx address

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: rebellious community account

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Nighttime domesticated kitchen rigpig

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Onyx address

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Bespoke hell

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: french self-absorbed range dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: charismatic aqua temple

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: sick indigo lodge

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Sable Blathering Ratface Dog Poop

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: sick indigo lodge

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Sable Blathering Ratface Dog Poop

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: charismatic aqua temple

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: sick indigo lodge

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: charismatic aqua temple

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: cocky factory reset button

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: charismatic aqua temple

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: alcoholic whorehouse keepsake machete

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling bright plaza

am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: sick indigo lodge

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling bright plaza

not worth it at all

if i could have that 1hr-30min period in peace then its worth its weight in gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: concupiscible walnut reading party

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: bateful mustard gas station water buffalo

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: vibrant forum

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: charismatic aqua temple

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: bateful mustard gas station water buffalo

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Adventurous genital piercing

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: charismatic aqua temple

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Adventurous genital piercing

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: concupiscible walnut reading party

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: charismatic aqua temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: razzmatazz personal credit line gaping

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: house-broken church building goal in life

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: motley judgmental orchestra pit

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: cobalt odious point

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Flushed Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Arousing Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Infuriating Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Naked ticket booth

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: cobalt odious point

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: sepia corner

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: cobalt odious point

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Adventurous genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: sepia corner

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Cracking glassy principal's office

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: alcoholic whorehouse keepsake machete

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Cracking glassy principal's office

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: sickened pit

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: razzmatazz personal credit line gaping

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: alcoholic whorehouse keepsake machete

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: sickened pit

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Arousing Lay

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: sepia corner

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: razzmatazz personal credit line gaping

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: vermilion sex offender

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: sick indigo lodge

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Arousing Lay

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Adventurous genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: alcoholic whorehouse keepsake machete

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: vermilion sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Onyx address

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: appetizing casino

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Razzle painfully honest theater stage

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed mahogany spot kitty cat

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Razzle painfully honest theater stage

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: saffron clown crotch

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2),#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: cobalt odious point

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: carmine exhilarant market

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: sick indigo lodge

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Aromatic associate home

tp

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