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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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adventurous french chef
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
chocolate provocative lodge idiot
  08/28/25
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adventurous french chef
  08/28/25
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Frozen filthpig
  08/28/25
that's it?
lake crotch ticket booth
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
adventurous french chef
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
crawly insecure university affirmative action
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
lake crotch ticket booth
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Cobalt base
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Sooty Gay Wizard Spot
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Cobalt base
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Sooty Gay Wizard Spot
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Cobalt base
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Sooty Gay Wizard Spot
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
mewling theater turdskin
  08/28/25
Happy?
Charcoal swollen reading party
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
mewling theater turdskin
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Cobalt base
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Frozen filthpig
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Cobalt base
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Frozen filthpig
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
nofapping supple office
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
alcoholic station
  08/28/25
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contagious buck-toothed doctorate headpube
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
nighttime mother boiling water
  08/29/25
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stirring godawful immigrant sneaky criminal
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Lascivious Feces
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Diverse talking field
  08/29/25
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contagious buck-toothed doctorate headpube
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
disturbing histrionic sound barrier library
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Diverse talking field
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Sooty Gay Wizard Spot
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Concupiscible Hell Famous Landscape Painting
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Cobalt base
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
mewling theater turdskin
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Lascivious Feces
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Cobalt base
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
indigo factory reset button sandwich
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Bespoke Therapy Menage
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
mewling theater turdskin
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Frozen filthpig
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Cobalt base
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Diverse talking field
  09/01/25
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Cobalt base
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Diverse talking field
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Cobalt base
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Charcoal swollen reading party
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
mewling theater turdskin
  09/01/25
?
Sooty Gay Wizard Spot
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Self-centered Big New Version
  09/01/25
Fuck you
mewling theater turdskin
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Cobalt base
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Sooty Gay Wizard Spot
  09/12/25
Yes
Cobalt base
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Sooty Gay Wizard Spot
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Sooty Gay Wizard Spot
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
adventurous french chef
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: adventurous french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: chocolate provocative lodge idiot

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: adventurous french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Frozen filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: lake crotch ticket booth

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: adventurous french chef

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: crawly insecure university affirmative action

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: lake crotch ticket booth

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Cobalt base

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Sooty Gay Wizard Spot

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Cobalt base

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Sooty Gay Wizard Spot

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Cobalt base

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Sooty Gay Wizard Spot

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: mewling theater turdskin

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Charcoal swollen reading party

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: mewling theater turdskin

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Cobalt base

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Frozen filthpig

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Cobalt base

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Frozen filthpig

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: nofapping supple office

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: alcoholic station

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: contagious buck-toothed doctorate headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: nighttime mother boiling water

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: stirring godawful immigrant sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Lascivious Feces

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Diverse talking field

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: contagious buck-toothed doctorate headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: disturbing histrionic sound barrier library

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Diverse talking field

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Sooty Gay Wizard Spot

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Concupiscible Hell Famous Landscape Painting

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Cobalt base

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: mewling theater turdskin

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Lascivious Feces

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Cobalt base

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: indigo factory reset button sandwich

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Bespoke Therapy Menage

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: mewling theater turdskin

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Frozen filthpig

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Cobalt base

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Diverse talking field

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Cobalt base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Diverse talking field

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Cobalt base

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Charcoal swollen reading party

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: mewling theater turdskin

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Sooty Gay Wizard Spot

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Self-centered Big New Version

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: mewling theater turdskin

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Cobalt base

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Sooty Gay Wizard Spot

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Cobalt base

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Sooty Gay Wizard Spot

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Sooty Gay Wizard Spot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: adventurous french chef

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2),#49259839)