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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
indecent weed whacker
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Alcoholic odious sanctuary
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
180 Maroon Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
indecent weed whacker
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Alcoholic odious sanctuary
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
indecent weed whacker
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
Out-of-control emerald french chef
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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Fear-inspiring field
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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Chestnut university multi-billionaire
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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racy orchestra pit
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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Cream generalized bond striped hyena
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
indecent weed whacker
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
180 Maroon Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Cream generalized bond striped hyena
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
indecent weed whacker
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
Cream generalized bond striped hyena
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
indecent weed whacker
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Cream generalized bond striped hyena
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
indecent weed whacker
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Cream generalized bond striped hyena
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
indecent weed whacker
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Cream generalized bond striped hyena
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
indecent weed whacker
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
indecent weed whacker
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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orchid comical address
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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indecent weed whacker
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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vibrant police squad
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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arousing bbw
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
big milky volcanic crater
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
Grizzly Awkward Puppy Native
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Lawman8 weeping
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Cream generalized bond striped hyena
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
indecent weed whacker
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: indecent weed whacker

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Alcoholic odious sanctuary



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: 180 Maroon Scourge Upon The Earth

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: indecent weed whacker

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Alcoholic odious sanctuary

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: indecent weed whacker

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Out-of-control emerald french chef

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Cumskin

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: impressive multi-colored school hairy legs



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Shimmering Cheese-eating Athletic Conference Internal Respiration



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: titillating marketing idea



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring field



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Grizzly Awkward Puppy Native

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: ocher reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36677624)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Garnet ratface turdskin

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: impressive multi-colored school hairy legs



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Chestnut university multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: indecent weed whacker

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Turquoise know-it-all piazza

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Heady Lettuce Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Shimmering Cheese-eating Athletic Conference Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Cream generalized bond striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: indecent weed whacker

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Cream generalized bond striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: indecent weed whacker

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: 180 Maroon Scourge Upon The Earth

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Cream generalized bond striped hyena

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: indecent weed whacker

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Cream generalized bond striped hyena

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: indecent weed whacker

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Cream generalized bond striped hyena

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: indecent weed whacker

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Cream generalized bond striped hyena

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: indecent weed whacker

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Cream generalized bond striped hyena

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: indecent weed whacker

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: indecent weed whacker

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: orchid comical address

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: orchid comical address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Vigorous degenerate

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: indecent weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: spruce masturbator

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: vibrant police squad



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz orange stage new version

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: cowardly foreskin goyim

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: arousing bbw



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: vibrant police squad

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: big milky volcanic crater

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Grizzly Awkward Puppy Native

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Cumskin

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: adventurous sadistic space

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Cream generalized bond striped hyena



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: indecent weed whacker

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Vigorous degenerate

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Gold alcoholic sandwich dysfunction



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: indecent weed whacker

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2),#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Magenta messiness



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