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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
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  06/01/26
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ruddy box office idiot
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Turquoise vibrant keepsake machete prole
  06/01/26
120...
ruddy box office idiot
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
honey-headed sadistic juggernaut
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Turquoise vibrant keepsake machete prole
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
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  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
razzle-dazzle chocolate station
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Turquoise vibrant keepsake machete prole
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
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  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
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  06/01/26
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  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
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  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
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  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
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  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Mahogany idea he suggested bbw
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Crusty spectacular market
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
180 national philosopher-king
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Crusty spectacular market
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
180 national philosopher-king
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
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  06/01/26
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  06/02/26
you maed it
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  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
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  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Crusty spectacular market
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
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  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
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  06/01/26
what job did you have
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  06/01/26
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  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Crusty spectacular market
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
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  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Turquoise vibrant keepsake machete prole
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Crusty spectacular market
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Lake Alcoholic Multi-billionaire
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Odious Nubile Office
  06/01/26
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  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
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Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
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  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Turquoise vibrant keepsake machete prole
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
stirring anal macaca
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
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  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
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  06/03/26
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  06/03/26
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ruddy box office idiot
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
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  06/03/26
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Turquoise vibrant keepsake machete prole

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: ruddy box office idiot

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Turquoise vibrant keepsake machete prole

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: ruddy box office idiot

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: honey-headed sadistic juggernaut

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Turquoise vibrant keepsake machete prole

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: honey-headed sadistic juggernaut

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chocolate station

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Turquoise vibrant keepsake machete prole

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle chocolate station

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Hideous Stain Site

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: 180 national philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: lemon love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Crusty spectacular market

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Salmon boyish cuckoldry marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Laughsome field pistol

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Mahogany idea he suggested bbw

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Turquoise vibrant keepsake machete prole

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Mahogany idea he suggested bbw

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Crusty spectacular market

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: 180 national philosopher-king

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Crusty spectacular market

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: 180 national philosopher-king

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Mahogany idea he suggested bbw

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: glittery international law enforcement agency party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: brilliant fortuitous meteor menage

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Wild stimulating internal respiration circlehead

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Crusty spectacular market

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: stirring anal macaca

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Galvanic hell jewess

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: very tactful umber public bath partner

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: hairless beady-eyed nibblets boiling water

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Marvelous flushed sneaky criminal liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: multi-colored navy boltzmann

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Crusty spectacular market

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: multi-colored navy boltzmann

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Turquoise vibrant keepsake machete prole

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Crusty spectacular market

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Lake Alcoholic Multi-billionaire

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Odious Nubile Office

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Mahogany idea he suggested bbw

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Odious Nubile Office

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chocolate station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: mind-boggling mischievous home elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: stirring anal macaca

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Turquoise vibrant keepsake machete prole

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: stirring anal macaca

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Turquoise vibrant keepsake machete prole

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Vivacious wrinkle regret

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: violent gay parlour



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: 180 national philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Turquoise vibrant keepsake machete prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chocolate station



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: stirring anal macaca



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Salmon boyish cuckoldry marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Brindle deranged digit ratio brunch

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Crusty spectacular market

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring erotic trailer park

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: violent gay parlour

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Turquoise vibrant keepsake machete prole



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chocolate station



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: stirring anal macaca



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: ruddy box office idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Turquoise vibrant keepsake machete prole

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Curious cobalt stag film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring erotic trailer park

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2),#49912932)