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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
heady sooty jew
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
Passionate Toaster
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
heady sooty jew
  03/03/24
Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
Passionate Toaster
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Puce Spectacular Bawdyhouse Ratface
  03/03/24
That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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Cerebral Unholy Place Of Business
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
jet market
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
heady sooty jew
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
Drab infuriating field laser beams
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
Snowy Electric French Chef Corner
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
heady sooty jew
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To be fair, “My wife is still talking to them in Ch...
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180, love this twist.
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Flushed hairraiser site degenerate
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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Exhilarant casino toilet seat
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(Mitch McConnell)
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Drab infuriating field laser beams
  03/04/24
this thread just got like 10 times better
translucent misanthropic boltzmann
  03/04/24
dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
thirsty turquoise hissy fit antidepressant drug
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ti, oc, tcr.
Drab infuriating field laser beams
  03/03/24
Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
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Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and...
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I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the ...
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i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the v...
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You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almo...
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Balding Awkward Garrison Community Account
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
cordovan school cafeteria blood rage
  03/03/24
No wonder u don't get laid
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but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
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I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in ...
Walnut laughsome mood spot
  03/04/24
dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
Startled spruce home
  03/04/24
The whole thread is a work of art
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great thread
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: heady sooty jew

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Passionate Toaster

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: heady sooty jew

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Passionate Toaster

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Puce Spectacular Bawdyhouse Ratface



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: lascivious plaza black woman

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: At-the-ready Striped Hyena



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: heady sooty jew



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Hominid



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed massive business firm pozpig



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Puce Spectacular Bawdyhouse Ratface



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Claret dingle berry dysfunction



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Cerebral Unholy Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47461253)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: jet market

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: heady sooty jew

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Drab infuriating field laser beams

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Snowy Electric French Chef Corner

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: heady sooty jew

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: hyperventilating ivory multi-billionaire

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: pearly range



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Doobsian Friendly Grandma



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: translucent misanthropic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47460700)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Claret dingle berry dysfunction



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Startled spruce home



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Nighttime Arrogant Lay Milk



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Silver contagious orchestra pit regret

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Drab infuriating field laser beams

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Puce Spectacular Bawdyhouse Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47460517)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Flushed hairraiser site degenerate



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Mildly autistic property son of senegal

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant casino toilet seat



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Ebony vibrant telephone

(Mitch McConnell)

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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Drab infuriating field laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47461963)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: translucent misanthropic boltzmann

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: thirsty turquoise hissy fit antidepressant drug

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Drab infuriating field laser beams

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Balding Awkward Garrison Community Account

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria blood rage

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: pearly range

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: Metal giraffe public bath

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Balding Awkward Garrison Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47460443)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Puce Spectacular Bawdyhouse Ratface



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: bonkers supple menage



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: translucent misanthropic boltzmann



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Claret dingle berry dysfunction



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: dashing lavender fat ankles location



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Cerebral Unholy Place Of Business



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Balding Awkward Garrison Community Account



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: well-lubricated tank

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Ocher bateful shitlib theatre

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Balding Awkward Garrison Community Account



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria blood rage

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Excitant godawful lodge sneaky criminal

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: frum institution indirect expression

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: Walnut laughsome mood spot

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Startled spruce home

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: dashing lavender fat ankles location

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Cerebral Unholy Place Of Business

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Drab infuriating field laser beams

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: translucent misanthropic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2),#47461972)



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Author: Patel Philippe



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