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Borderline catfishing a girl but I'm really falling in love. Need advice
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: Sepia Persian I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.
I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.
I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.
I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.
Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours. |
Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: Vigorous Massive Mad Cow Disease Space get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: dun stirring sound barrier rigor You are a genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944506) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Plum hairraiser school cafeteria voyeur hopefully flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: Sepia Persian What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943630) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: Plum hairraiser school cafeteria voyeur Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943645) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: Sepia Persian I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943665) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: Plum hairraiser school cafeteria voyeur Reeled me in again johnsy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943688) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: trip haunting cuck lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943691) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:26 AM Author: Flickering razzle-dazzle national security agency university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943827) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:56 AM Author: Flushed Soul-stirring National (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944020) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:58 AM Author: heady center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944031) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: galvanic tan immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944055) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: iridescent casino generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944065) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: dun stirring sound barrier rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31227979) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM Author: Opaque wonderful hospital patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31457712) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: dun stirring sound barrier rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#34515809) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM Author: dun stirring sound barrier rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#39374470) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM Author: nudist market FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31457536) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM Author: dun stirring sound barrier rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#33625757) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Aqua Zombie-like Meetinghouse Cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943624) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM Author: rebellious histrionic base yarmulke first of all, ty Johnsmeyer
second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap. |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: aggressive indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943697) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: carmine electric degenerate did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943652) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: spectacular giraffe Uh... flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943690) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: carmine electric degenerate no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943695) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM Author: 180 angry location This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943656) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: puce black woman gas station going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943661) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM Author: Drab boistinker Wtf please link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31228144) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: Topaz Concupiscible Pit Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31457772) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: Aqua Zombie-like Meetinghouse Cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943663) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM Author: Crimson masturbator http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31014461) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM Author: trip haunting cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943670) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: carmine electric degenerate how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943677) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Aqua Zombie-like Meetinghouse Cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943685) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: carmine electric degenerate oh. ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943687) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: puce black woman gas station Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943736) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: rebellious histrionic base yarmulke Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943758) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: aggressive indian lodge also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944337) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM Author: rebellious histrionic base yarmulke ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944405) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: Crimson masturbator lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31014462) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM Author: Free-loading gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31457693) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Free-loading gaping he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31457734) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: snowy bateful liquid oxygen link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944108) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:01 AM Author: slimy institution Borderline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943673) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Bull headed trump supporter orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943683) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:10 AM Author: Sepia Persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30943713) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: Brindle sneaky criminal LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having this hot young 10 text you and tell you she wants you yet it's not really you she wants. Very painful bro - but psychologically you get to pretend just a little that it's you she wants and you get to feel for just a few moments how the life of CHAD would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944502) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: Umber aromatic depressive set Certified female poster here. Walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#30944532) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 6:29 AM Author: dun stirring sound barrier rigor Go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31014332) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:51 AM Author: adventurous spot roast beef Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The plus side is that it's a 5'6" tranny with a cock the size of a spray can. Just lean in and meet up with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31014472) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:31 AM Author: nudist market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31457538) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:24 AM Author: dun stirring sound barrier rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31457533) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:15 AM Author: White Codepig Mediation Does Dutchess know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#31457707) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:31 PM Author: dun stirring sound barrier rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#36471827) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:53 PM Author: sapphire beady-eyed house haunted graveyard (extraordinarily unhinged person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#36471918) |
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: rebellious histrionic base yarmulke this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#36810936) |
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Date: January 5th, 2019 11:16 AM Author: rebellious histrionic base yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#37531969) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:05 PM Author: Bull headed trump supporter orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#39374481) |
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Date: January 12th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: Sepia Persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#39419697) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:00 PM Author: dun stirring sound barrier rigor Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#43645176) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:01 PM Author: Sepia Persian Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#43645189) |
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Date: September 15th, 2024 2:05 PM Author: dun stirring sound barrier rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#48091192) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:39 PM Author: dun stirring sound barrier rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2),#50095683) |