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MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I have seeds in my poop. Didn't eat seeds.

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.
motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete
  09/20/14
Begs the question why are you looking at your poop
federal buck-toothed trailer park
  09/20/14
When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I...
motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete
  09/20/14
(Oprah)
federal buck-toothed trailer park
  09/20/14
Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular ...
soul-stirring drunken dingle berry
  09/20/14
ok
federal buck-toothed trailer park
  09/20/14
Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip u...
soul-stirring drunken dingle berry
  09/20/14
you're scaring me.
federal buck-toothed trailer park
  09/20/14
Good
soul-stirring drunken dingle berry
  09/20/14
why don't you use full stops?
federal buck-toothed trailer park
  09/20/14
Full stops?
soul-stirring drunken dingle berry
  09/20/14
Periods you yank
federal buck-toothed trailer park
  09/20/14
Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get o...
soul-stirring drunken dingle berry
  09/20/14
hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe
federal buck-toothed trailer park
  09/20/14
Will do. Thanks.
Alcoholic abode roast beef
  09/20/14
...
soul-stirring drunken dingle berry
  09/20/14
DESCRIBE the seeds
Ungodly potus indian lodge
  09/20/14
They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size o...
motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete
  09/20/14
Maybe see a doctor
federal buck-toothed trailer park
  09/20/14
I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.
motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete
  09/20/14
Plant the poop on upenn's campus
saffron state crotch
  09/20/14
those are worms/parasite shells, bro.
mentally impaired big son of senegal school cafeteria
  09/20/14
What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.
motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete
  09/20/14
seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stoo...
Snowy faggotry center
  09/20/14
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete
  09/20/14
Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need t...
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  09/20/14
...
Magical sepia main people kitchen
  09/20/14
NO!!!!
motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete
  09/20/14
it's the only way brother
Unhinged provocative office
  09/20/14
...
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  09/20/14
those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm egg...
vivacious balding rehab dragon
  09/20/14
...
federal buck-toothed trailer park
  09/20/14
Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.
motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete
  09/20/14
Did you eat pork?
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  09/20/14
have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass? ...
vivacious balding rehab dragon
  09/20/14
sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.
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  10/23/14
...
Salmon pit circlehead
  04/25/25
(Rudolph)
confused sadistic half-breed gay wizard
  09/20/14
ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon. enjoy.
Brilliant Church
  09/20/14
Rudolph, You have a parasite. The "seeds" in yo...
Lascivious gunner kitty
  09/20/14
Rudolph's "seeds": http://www.miracleshihtzu.co...
Lascivious gunner kitty
  09/20/14
Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread
Lascivious gunner kitty
  09/20/14
Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.
motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete
  09/20/14
If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?
motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete
  09/20/14
I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is rela...
Lascivious gunner kitty
  09/20/14
Can they check you without a stool sample?
motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete
  09/20/14
I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape ...
Lascivious gunner kitty
  09/20/14
PAGING BENZO!
motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete
  09/20/14
thats pinworms tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look l...
vivacious balding rehab dragon
  09/20/14
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  09/20/14
Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also hav...
demanding business firm
  09/20/14
...
motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete
  09/20/14
Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?
Lascivious gunner kitty
  10/14/14
I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.
Boyish crusty piazza
  10/23/14
lol earl
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363240)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: federal buck-toothed trailer park

Begs the question why are you looking at your poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363245)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete

When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I flush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363253)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: federal buck-toothed trailer park

(Oprah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363255)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken dingle berry

Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular reasoning. Try to be more precise when you write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363264)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: federal buck-toothed trailer park

ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken dingle berry

Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363298)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: federal buck-toothed trailer park

you're scaring me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363302)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken dingle berry

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363380)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: federal buck-toothed trailer park

why don't you use full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363385)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken dingle berry

Full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363393)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: federal buck-toothed trailer park

Periods you yank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363422)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken dingle berry

Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get off subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363470)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: federal buck-toothed trailer park

hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26365063)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Alcoholic abode roast beef

Will do. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363306)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363382)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Ungodly potus indian lodge

DESCRIBE the seeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363249)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete

They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size of watermelon seeds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363256)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: federal buck-toothed trailer park

Maybe see a doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363259)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete

I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363265)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: saffron state crotch

Plant the poop on upenn's campus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363250)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: mentally impaired big son of senegal school cafeteria

those are worms/parasite shells, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363261)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete

What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363274)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Snowy faggotry center

seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stool sample taken - he's right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363292)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363310)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Unhinged provocative office

Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need to put a sample of your poop into each cup, on consecutive days. It must be your first poop of the day.

Bring the samples back, and in a week or so you'll get a call from your doctor with the exact species of worm you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363299)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Magical sepia main people kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363303)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete

NO!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363308)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Unhinged provocative office

it's the only way brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363320)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Offensive odious base bbw



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: vivacious balding rehab dragon

those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm eggs.

bravo on your TTT culinary exploits/shit eating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363407)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: federal buck-toothed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363423)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete

Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363429)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: wonderful sound barrier coffee pot

Did you eat pork?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363431)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: vivacious balding rehab dragon

have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass?

what about wild fish or game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363436)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz primrose site

sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26573594)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Salmon pit circlehead



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: confused sadistic half-breed gay wizard

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26363446)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Brilliant Church

ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon.

enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26365072)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner kitty

Rudolph,

You have a parasite. The "seeds" in your poop aren't seeds, or tape worm eggs, but detached segments of a segmented worm. Give me a second, I'll find a picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26365084)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner kitty

Rudolph's "seeds":

http://www.miracleshihtzu.com/images/tapeworm.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26365104)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner kitty

Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26365114)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete

Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26365128)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete

If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26365130)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner kitty

I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is relatively easy once you've been properly diagnosed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26365175)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete

Can they check you without a stool sample?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26365184)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner kitty

I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape to your anus in the morning and seeing if it pulls any eggs off. That maybe pinworms though, I can't really remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26365222)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete

PAGING BENZO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26365229)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: vivacious balding rehab dragon

thats pinworms

tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look like what op described

op need to get dewormed, post haste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26365286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: brindle casino clown

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pocket_copterErin Gloria Ryan

9/12/14 4:07pm

This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.

http://jezebel.com/your-gnarliest-poop-stories-1634098754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26365085)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: demanding business firm

Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also have leaves? Check and see if you're a plant pronto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26365262)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: motley chocolate laser beams keepsake machete



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Date: October 14th, 2014 8:01 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner kitty

Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26517033)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:37 PM
Author: Boyish crusty piazza

I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2),#26573579)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: Salmon pit circlehead

lol earl

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