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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
motley stage
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
yellow insane temple background story
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
hyperventilating piazza
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
indecent heaven
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Very tactful racy sandwich dog poop
  08/30/25
...
Galvanic parlor goal in life
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Big chestnut dysfunction
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
comical useless den
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
motley stage
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
comical useless den
  08/31/25
...
violent cracking masturbator
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
hyperventilating piazza
  08/31/25
delusional take
violent cracking masturbator
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
hyperventilating piazza
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Lilac principal's office ceo
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
hyperventilating piazza
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Bat shit crazy peach foreskin
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
hyperventilating piazza
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
motley stage
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
hyperventilating piazza
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
motley stage
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Bat shit crazy peach foreskin
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
hyperventilating piazza
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
hyperventilating piazza
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
hyperventilating piazza
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Bat shit crazy peach foreskin
  09/05/25
...
hyperventilating piazza
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Zombie-like Electric Lay Ape
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Bat shit crazy peach foreskin
  09/05/25
...
hyperventilating piazza
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
hyperventilating piazza
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Bat shit crazy peach foreskin
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
motley stage
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Fiercely-loyal curious theater affirmative action
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
hyperventilating piazza
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Fiercely-loyal curious theater affirmative action
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
hyperventilating piazza
  09/05/25
Kenny
Bat shit crazy peach foreskin
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
motley stage
  09/06/25
...
Opaque state pistol
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
hyperventilating piazza
  09/06/25
...
Opaque state pistol
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
motley stage
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
hyperventilating piazza
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
fuchsia haunting legend
  09/07/25
Explain
motley stage
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Free-loading tattoo meetinghouse
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
motley stage
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
hyperventilating piazza
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
motley stage
  09/07/25
...
Lilac principal's office ceo
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
hyperventilating piazza
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
hyperventilating piazza
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
hyperventilating piazza
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
hyperventilating piazza
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
hyperventilating piazza
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
hyperventilating piazza
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
hyperventilating piazza
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Bat shit crazy peach foreskin
  01/18/26
...
hyperventilating piazza
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Shaky chocolate bawdyhouse community account
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
hyperventilating piazza
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Kevin "Canadian" Bacon
  01/30/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: motley stage

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: yellow insane temple background story

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: indecent heaven

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Very tactful racy sandwich dog poop

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Galvanic parlor goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Big chestnut dysfunction

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: comical useless den

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: motley stage

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: comical useless den

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: violent cracking masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: violent cracking masturbator

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Lilac principal's office ceo

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy peach foreskin

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: motley stage

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: motley stage

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy peach foreskin

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy peach foreskin

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Zombie-like Electric Lay Ape

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy peach foreskin

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy peach foreskin

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: motley stage

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal curious theater affirmative action

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal curious theater affirmative action

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy peach foreskin

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: motley stage

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Opaque state pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Opaque state pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: motley stage

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: fuchsia haunting legend

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: motley stage

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Free-loading tattoo meetinghouse

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: motley stage

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: motley stage

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Lilac principal's office ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy peach foreskin

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Shaky chocolate bawdyhouse community account

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Kevin "Canadian" Bacon

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49634102)