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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Electric burgundy menage antidepressant drug
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
soggy corner alpha
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Fragrant Flirting National
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
soggy corner alpha
  07/14/25
100%
peach pea-brained love of her life locus
  07/15/25
FAG
slippery carnelian pozpig
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
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  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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peach pea-brained love of her life locus
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Aphrodisiac range
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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Misunderstood ticket booth
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Aphrodisiac range
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Electric burgundy menage antidepressant drug
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Aphrodisiac range
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Electric burgundy menage antidepressant drug
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Lol I guess you had to try
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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Lol
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jfc 180
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peach pea-brained love of her life locus
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Sick depressive
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Multi-colored vengeful stag film
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
soggy corner alpha
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Fragrant Flirting National
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Aphrodisiac range
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Electric burgundy menage antidepressant drug
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
soggy corner alpha
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Electric burgundy menage antidepressant drug
  07/14/25
wut
Boyish Green Organic Girlfriend French Chef
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I’m married with kids part?
Electric burgundy menage antidepressant drug
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
180 bat-shit-crazy sweet tailpipe
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It’s already turned into rape in her mind
free-loading cracking nursing home
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"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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How big is her penis?
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Incredible thread
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Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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peach pea-brained love of her life locus
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
peach pea-brained love of her life locus
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Electric burgundy menage antidepressant drug

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: soggy corner alpha

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Fragrant Flirting National

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: soggy corner alpha

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: peach pea-brained love of her life locus

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: slippery carnelian pozpig

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Alcoholic Dragon Casino

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle puce preventive strike boltzmann

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored vengeful stag film



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: peach pea-brained love of her life locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac range

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Electric burgundy menage antidepressant drug

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Misunderstood ticket booth



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac range

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Electric burgundy menage antidepressant drug

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac range

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Electric burgundy menage antidepressant drug

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac range

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: hot fuchsia locale coffee pot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: wild kink-friendly business firm digit ratio

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac range

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: slippery carnelian pozpig

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: peach pea-brained love of her life locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Sick depressive

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored vengeful stag film

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: soggy corner alpha

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Fragrant Flirting National



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac range



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Electric burgundy menage antidepressant drug

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: soggy corner alpha

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Electric burgundy menage antidepressant drug

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Boyish Green Organic Girlfriend French Chef

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Electric burgundy menage antidepressant drug

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Marvelous Hall

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: hot fuchsia locale coffee pot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Adventurous institution persian



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: bateful corn cake



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: silver electric furnace



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: hateful arousing factory reset button athletic conference



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: glittery painfully honest native

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: bateful corn cake

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Alcoholic Dragon Casino



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser trailer park main people



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Misunderstood ticket booth



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: indecent station



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac range



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Charcoal dilemma nowag



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: tripping shrine elastic band



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser trailer park main people



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: peach pea-brained love of her life locus

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: peach pea-brained love of her life locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: hot fuchsia locale coffee pot



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Comical godawful house gaping

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: racy parlour liquid oxygen



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: lascivious bbw

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: hot fuchsia locale coffee pot

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: 180 bat-shit-crazy sweet tailpipe

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: free-loading cracking nursing home

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: sinister dingle berry stage

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Gay school deer antler

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Useless orchestra pit mad cow disease

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Jet-lagged wonderful striped hyena

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: wild kink-friendly business firm digit ratio

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Motley Lettuce



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: slippery carnelian pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac range



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: peach pea-brained love of her life locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: peach pea-brained love of her life locus

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Electric burgundy menage antidepressant drug

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2),#49104451)