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almost completely ruined my life by flushing a bar of soap down my toilet

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere...
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  05/02/17
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why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit ...
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  05/02/17
adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i ...
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  05/02/17
piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegr...
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  05/02/17
yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick
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  05/02/17
plumbers hate him
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too personal
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how often you hear this story
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have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure
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  05/02/17
would've been a peak experience no doubt
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cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned
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GOod poast moniker synergy
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because of the ass pee?
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we've all been there
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crazy time in a man's life
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Dashing hilarious parlour

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere weird like a grocery store and the meat guy was like hey try this old spice soap it smells great so i got some. was taking a shower and i rubbed this soap all over my body and it smelled so bad i almost fell down in the shower and i was so pissed off at this soap i just grabbed the brand new bar and reached out of the shower and threw it in the toilet and flushed. i'm not really sure what i thought would happen but soap clogs the fuck out of a toilet. so with a fresh bar of old spice blocking the way i couldn't use any toilet paper and could just barely get the toilet to drain down pee but eventually i had to shit and had a brilliant idea: if pee will go down around the soap why not just pee my shit out of my ass. so i started drinking tons of epsom salt and peed every ounce of shit out of my body for several days and since i can't flush toilet paper i left the little bag from the grocery store on the ground to collect everything. so finally now that exams are underway something happened and the soap broke loose and all the soapy shit and piss residue went down and i was able dump the bag of faeces paper down too. huge relief during this stressful and scholarly time

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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: glittery locale



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Citrine Philosopher-king

why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit 60-80 logs easily in a standard 5gall bowel with light plunging to level off each waste cycle.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Dashing hilarious parlour

adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i have to constantly drink fluids to stay hydrated. it's so much pee it's a pain in the ass to just pee in the sink or something because it splashed all over me

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Citrine Philosopher-king

piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegradable and cops won't dna it anyway.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Dashing hilarious parlour

yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: Citrine Philosopher-king

plumbers hate him

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Dashing hilarious parlour



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Spectacular indirect expression

lol

good shit

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: navy state chad



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Bipolar Cobalt Preventive Strike Indian Lodge



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Date: February 24th, 2018 6:27 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Toilet Seat



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: orange vibrant party of the first part

180, pls tweet this

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Dashing hilarious parlour

too personal

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Citrine Philosopher-king

no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's in the toilet it's garbage.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Dashing hilarious parlour



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Costumed disgusting psychic



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: fluffy hall becky

how often you hear this story

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: Dashing hilarious parlour

have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: Vivacious shivering theater useless brakes

would've been a peak experience no doubt

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Dashing hilarious parlour

cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Cheese-eating corner dog poop

GOod poast moniker synergy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Dashing hilarious parlour

because of the ass pee?

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: buff narrow-minded kitty den

we've all been there

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Dashing hilarious parlour

crazy time in a man's life

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: contagious electric furnace stage

chill on the addy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Dashing hilarious parlour

lmao cr

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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Cyan mind-boggling dragon



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Crystalline motley heaven feces

180 billion.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Ruby balding newt pocket flask



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Appetizing ruddy mad cow disease

180

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:05 PM
Author: Aromatic nighttime mexican abode

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: Dun shaky doctorate incel

why didn't you just crack-open the tank and shit/piss in there? the shit would likely liquify by the time exams ended/soap disintegrated...

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: shimmering trailer park

Flush hot water

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:19 AM
Author: Costumed disgusting psychic



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: Misunderstood Pea-brained Old Irish Cottage Point

180

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: thriller cruise ship headpube

Great thread

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: buff narrow-minded kitty den

it's a masterpiece

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Date: January 16th, 2020 9:37 AM
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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: Costumed disgusting psychic



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: Cerebral Famous Landscape Painting

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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: Rusted Provocative Pit Fortuitous Meteor

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Date: August 3rd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Galvanic Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: Dashing hilarious parlour

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