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*bartender promptly forgets it*
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WHY TAKING SO RONG!! screams CHUNG+ seated alone at booth
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is he with 'the gf'?
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no, she's out for reupholstering
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no one does, i'm a washed up megapoaster didn't you poast...
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Previous monikers?
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haha forgot that one 180
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Always listen to jews about that sort of thing
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:45 AM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:51 AM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: talented associate

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 10:49 AM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 4:12 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: godawful locus

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: talented associate

The bartenders ask Dr. Thunder by name if he wants the “usual.”

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 12:18 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: floppy ruby plaza persian

*inquires if the bar has a scanner that accepts crypto

*bar does, but crypto is no longer valuable enough to buy anything other than coffee

*exchanges 2 bitcoin core for a small coffee

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Charismatic regret

WHY TAKING SO RONG!! screams CHUNG+ seated alone at booth

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: coiffed therapy kitchen

is he with 'the gf'?

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Filthy Place Of Business

no, she's out for reupholstering

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 4:50 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Marvelous Pearly Stead Turdskin

MPM has zero intergrity now that my dog said it's fine for people to submit multiple votes from the same account

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Crystalline masturbator

i'd invite you to join us now that you're out, but don't you have a reputation for getting extremely rowdy at bars and eventually forcibly bounced?

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Marvelous Pearly Stead Turdskin

No I don't think so. Also, I don't know who you are.

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Crystalline masturbator

no one does, i'm a washed up megapoaster

didn't you poast about how you got blackout one night and the next morning remembered or were informed you'd been manhandled out the bar or club door by a bouncer?

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Marvelous Pearly Stead Turdskin

Previous monikers?

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Crystalline masturbator

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: bistre candlestick maker pistol

Georgetown University Poverty Center

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Crystalline masturbator

haha forgot that one 180

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Marvelous Pearly Stead Turdskin

Ok, I think I remember the toxic message board one. I thought that guy was armodafinil though?

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Crystalline masturbator

nah, all me

that's always been my problem, others getting credit for my ideas in XO's collective memory.

i didn't follow DBG's advice to aggressively brand my moniker and it turns out he was right

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy bearded theater stage

Always listen to jews about that sort of thing

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Marvelous Pearly Stead Turdskin

Yeah, I'd have to agree with him. Sorry. I remember the monikers but not much else.

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 3:10 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Beta forum prole

“That could have been me,” lawman8 repeats for the 5th time today as everyone avoids giving him attention. “I was an all-county poaster in high school.”

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Beta forum prole

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 4:14 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Marvelous Pearly Stead Turdskin

*if the incompetent organizer knew how to correctly count votes

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:10 PM
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Date: December 24th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Crystalline masturbator

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