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MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: Gaped violent university Let me know if you think I made any mistakes. This is based purely on what I think was poasting volume during 2025. Some beloved posters who didn't poast much during the year are therefore not on the list. The final 64: 🧐 all comma pumo animeboi Ass Sunstein benzo bloodacre boner police boom butt cheeks Candy Ride captttain falcon chandler consuela cowgod CSLG cucumbers DBG pumo disco fries doodikoff Dunedain cowboy emilio epah evan FLW freddie diaper Fucking Fuckface fulano gay grandpa goy superstar gunnerattt Hang Kikelensky NOW HAtp hung stud jafar jcm Johnsmeyer Juan Eighty Judas Jones kenny longwangpoontang Louis Poasteur lsd mainlining MPA Nazca Redlines Nippon Professional Baseball NSAM OYT Paralegal Mohammed Paralegal Six Nine pepito Post nut horror richard clock ricky RSF ruinous phenotype scholarship + alts screenman spaceporn TDNW Trust If Aryan TT UhOh whok zurich
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: Pungent Hissy Fit This list of 64 is made up of 8 distinct poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49521759) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: offensive public bath looks good. thank you for your service 🫡 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49515972) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: Gaped violent university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516017) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: Irradiated snowy depressive theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516019) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: Hyperactive jew I posts more than half this list if you count blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516030) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Racy generalized bond if ur not battling lsd in the final four the whole fucking system is rigged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Walnut aphrodisiac business firm yeah wtf add Judas
did boom even post this year? |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: Learning Disabled Emerald Church Cumskin Mainlining posted tons of schizo AI shit about him being in "the shed" if that counts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: angry drab property Not a "shed," my friend, but rather my Well™. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518122) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: Learning Disabled Emerald Church Cumskin Whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518239) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: offensive public bath 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518246) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Hyperactive jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518262) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: Gaped violent university boom was posting around the clock for the first half of the year until he went missing and may have died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516075) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: angry drab property Boom lives. I anticipate a late December 2025 revival.
I "saw" him -3-4 months ago on XO (late night). Boom was poasting under a new moniker (can't recall the moniker's name, based on the verbiage, it was him).
So, he is alive and well. I anticipate He Shall Rise on Christmas Eve. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Contagious burgundy dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516062) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Gaped violent university fixed, see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516073) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Walnut aphrodisiac business firm delete "all comma pumo" whoever that is
add poerkan |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Beta school cafeteria poerkan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516059) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: Gaped violent university poerkan's big run was last year, he didn't have the volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516077) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: offensive public bath he's one of the highest volume male sexual health supplement distributors in the world faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516123) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: Gaped violent university I will vote for him in Bonerpill Madness 2025, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516203) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: offensive public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516205) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: Talented jet institution party of the first part I poast more than 70% of those guys if you include cancelled posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516068) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: Walnut aphrodisiac business firm dbg is another big omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516069) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Racy generalized bond lmao absolutely not, pumos are fucking scum and (((he's))) the worst of the lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516070) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: offensive public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516124) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Walnut aphrodisiac business firm oh come on, he's the only recognizable pumo and some guy called "all comma pumo" is already on the list. this isnt best posters, its megapoasters and dbg is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516597) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Hyperactive jew He starts and participates in a ton of threads. Back when TSINAH(?) had that poaster tracker, DBG was consistently T10 in volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516606) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: Hot spectacular chapel pumos should not be on the list. pumos are fucking scum and pussies |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Gaped violent university I've added him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516625) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: red trip indian lodge I don't think I posted at all yesterday. I really haven't been putting in the effort, though I'm uncertain if it is because this place sucks or I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516071) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: fragrant translucent affirmative action great lawman8 snub (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516081) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Fear-inspiring jade circlehead antidepressant drug Pretty proud I didn't make the poasting volume cut this year ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: Duck-like histrionic address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: offensive public bath this is what slime does to a mfer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 AM Author: maize legal warrant Aren't "Hang Kikelensky NOW" and boner police the same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516299) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: arousing violet native roommate I thought so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516308) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: Beta school cafeteria Good call POERKAN first man in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516312) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Duck-like histrionic address no lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Beta school cafeteria who the fuck is boner police then? he definitely isn't posting under "boner police" and should be removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516605) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Ivory nudist mother He’s transcended any specific moniker at this point. He definitely posted a lot in 2025 and will remain entered as boner police. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516622) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Beta school cafeteria there's no "boner police exception trust me bro". you're either recognizable enough to be on the list or you aren't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516630) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Gaped violent university he was extremely recognizable even as he rotated his monikers all the time (as do you and as are you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516635) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Ivory nudist mother You sound dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516696) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Beta school cafeteria So you're saying the crazy guy who was spamming nonstop for weeks on end and then mysteriously vanished was, in fact, boner police? Well that's fair then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516712) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: offensive public bath he was perhaps the most memorable arc of the year. also plenty of monikers on this list and in every mpm are moniker changers that wouldn't be recognized unless you're really liking it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518021) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Duck-like histrionic address i think he genuinely retired, at least so far. either that or he completely changed shtick in order to disguise himself, and considering that he never did that for many years, it seems pretty unlikely
either way he was one of the most active poasters here for most of the year so he should definitely be in mpm |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Gaped violent university he was all over the board for most of 2025 until mid-to-late fall when for whatever reason he stopped posting (maybe you believe that his dad made him stop, maybe you don't) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516631) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Sapphire Turdskin National He's an idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518006) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Ivory nudist mother No. That’s a spaceporn delusion on par with his “harasser” being Michael O. Church and shame on you for spreading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516619) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: fragrant translucent affirmative action this list should be ordered by poasting volume btw, not alphabetically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516370) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Gaped violent university summon: ragnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49516647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: Sapphire Turdskin National You missed To be Fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518002) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Gaped violent university I know but he hardly posted this year. He’s one of the beloved posters I left off because of negligible 2025 volumes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518111) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: rebellious immigrant So we have enough for 128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518117) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: Gaped violent university I got to about 120, I’m sure I could get a list of around 200-300 if I kept track over the year But nobody wants an MPM of 128 that would go on forever |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: offensive public bath has he poasted more than whok? i never notice whok but he asserted in the chandler blow up he's barely poasted this year. tbf was out there poasting today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518131) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Hot spectacular chapel the faggot posted a lot. just not as much down the stretch. recency bias. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: Walnut aphrodisiac business firm he posted more than boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518355) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Multi-colored Brilliant School Alpha He posted a lot. Was a solid posting year for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518377) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: honey-headed thriller station telephone Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518009) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: flushed piazza who the fuck are: 🧐 emilio FLW (in 2025) freddie diaper (in 2025) goy superstar (in 2025) pepito (in 2025) screenman |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: offensive public bath why are you all like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518029) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: arousing violet native roommate I think every one of these guys is here every day under different monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518053) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: Duck-like histrionic address really miss these guys wish they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Gaped violent university Just wait 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518112) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: cocky lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518181) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: fragrant translucent affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518265) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: brindle bawdyhouse mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518379) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Drunken Godawful Temple Shut the fuck up upset jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518121) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Concupiscible ruby nursing home Freddie stopped posting a long time ago wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518173) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: Drunken Godawful Temple He’s here a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518322) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: Gaped violent university I saw him like a half hour ago, certainly many times today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518328) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: At-the-ready big site Boom is dead, he shouldn't even be on this list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: offensive public bath boom lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518145) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: Crawly macaca parlor in RSF's warm furry asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518234) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: offensive public bath he lives in all of our assholes friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518238) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: Crawly macaca parlor sick, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518249) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: maize legal warrant Great thread that one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518524) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Concupiscible ruby nursing home a rich inner world/luis tp
Boom doesn’t really post anymore
Never heard of Nazca Redlines |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Multi-colored Brilliant School Alpha thanks Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518376) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: well-lubricated topaz digit ratio heaven how do you even recognize 75% of these poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518380) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: Disrespectful nofapping sex offender 180000 I LOVE how prestigefaggot posts 24/7 and yet no one recognises her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518552) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: Duck-like histrionic address she won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518831) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Awkward Hell Haunted Graveyard Explain
How do you recognize her? |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: fragrant translucent affirmative action slime trail, whok poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518836) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Awkward Hell Haunted Graveyard Current moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518893) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: Duck-like histrionic address You're looking at it, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49520505) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Awkward Hell Haunted Graveyard Sup Pf, what are you up to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49520687) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Beta school cafeteria Schizophrenia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518837) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Disrespectful nofapping sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49520825) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: Sapphire Turdskin National She's always dropping Morgellons around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49518966) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Disrespectful nofapping sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49520814) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Disrespectful nofapping sex offender ESL writing and thought pattern is the dead giveaway. Plus morgellons fibres sprouting out of nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49520823) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Awkward Hell Haunted Graveyard If this were true, why would a low IQ dumb be the only one to recognise her? Rotfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49521731) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: Hot spectacular chapel oldhlsdude should be in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49520493) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: Hateful rose theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49520667) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: Walnut aphrodisiac business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49520671) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Odious Menage once dog boner takes over, he will exclude me out of revenge for the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49520659) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: ultramarine charismatic theater stage mood I just want to say while it is your prerogative to cut the field based on volume, please don’t reward the high-volume spammers everyone hates with high seeds.
Seed based on how good we all know the poster is. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: maize legal warrant Crr. First order by quality, then by quantity. That way we get a good contest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49520763) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: Gaped violent university That’s the plan and what I announced as the policy: final 64 based mainly on volume so that it reflects who posted in 2025, but then seedings based on my sense of who might win, not on volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49521177) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: Gaped violent university Final brackets released tomorrow morning and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49521181) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: irate tripping ticket booth place of business NSAM deserves a high seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2),#49521756) |