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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Opaque public bath
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Stirring Bbw
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
chartreuse hateful partner
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Beta boiling water
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Diverse fishy pervert haunted graveyard
  08/30/25
...
Translucent big-titted new version
  09/05/25
, he lisped
transparent hairraiser lodge queen of the night
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Maize Pungent Main People
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Opaque public bath
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Maize Pungent Main People
  08/31/25
...
spectacular bronze location ratface
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
chartreuse hateful partner
  08/31/25
delusional take
spectacular bronze location ratface
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
chartreuse hateful partner
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
buff sneaky criminal institution
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
chartreuse hateful partner
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Snowy temple national security agency
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
chartreuse hateful partner
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Opaque public bath
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
chartreuse hateful partner
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Opaque public bath
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Snowy temple national security agency
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
chartreuse hateful partner
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
chartreuse hateful partner
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
chartreuse hateful partner
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Snowy temple national security agency
  09/05/25
...
chartreuse hateful partner
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Dashing white parlor
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Snowy temple national security agency
  09/05/25
...
chartreuse hateful partner
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
chartreuse hateful partner
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Snowy temple national security agency
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Opaque public bath
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
soul-stirring useless friendly grandma
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
chartreuse hateful partner
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
soul-stirring useless friendly grandma
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
chartreuse hateful partner
  09/05/25
Kenny
Snowy temple national security agency
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Opaque public bath
  09/06/25
...
histrionic high-end selfie
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
chartreuse hateful partner
  09/06/25
...
histrionic high-end selfie
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Opaque public bath
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
chartreuse hateful partner
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Lime glittery orchestra pit really tough guy
  09/07/25
Explain
Opaque public bath
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Flesh church
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Opaque public bath
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
chartreuse hateful partner
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Opaque public bath
  09/07/25
...
buff sneaky criminal institution
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
chartreuse hateful partner
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
chartreuse hateful partner
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
chartreuse hateful partner
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
chartreuse hateful partner
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
chartreuse hateful partner
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
chartreuse hateful partner
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
chartreuse hateful partner
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Snowy temple national security agency
  01/18/26
...
chartreuse hateful partner
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Vigorous balding principal's office
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
chartreuse hateful partner
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
chartreuse hateful partner
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
chartreuse hateful partner
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
chartreuse hateful partner
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
chartreuse hateful partner
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Opaque public bath
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
chartreuse hateful partner
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Opaque public bath
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
chartreuse hateful partner
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
chartreuse hateful partner
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
chartreuse hateful partner
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
wonderful newt ticket booth
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
chartreuse hateful partner
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
chartreuse hateful partner
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
chartreuse hateful partner
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Snowy temple national security agency
  05/28/26
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  05/28/26
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  06/07/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Opaque public bath

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Stirring Bbw

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Beta boiling water

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Diverse fishy pervert haunted graveyard

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Translucent big-titted new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: transparent hairraiser lodge queen of the night

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Maize Pungent Main People

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Opaque public bath

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Maize Pungent Main People

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: spectacular bronze location ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: spectacular bronze location ratface

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: buff sneaky criminal institution

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Snowy temple national security agency

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Opaque public bath

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Opaque public bath

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Snowy temple national security agency

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Snowy temple national security agency

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Dashing white parlor

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Snowy temple national security agency

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Snowy temple national security agency

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Opaque public bath

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring useless friendly grandma

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring useless friendly grandma

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Snowy temple national security agency

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Opaque public bath

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: histrionic high-end selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: histrionic high-end selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Opaque public bath

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Lime glittery orchestra pit really tough guy

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Opaque public bath

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Flesh church

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Opaque public bath

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Opaque public bath

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: buff sneaky criminal institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Snowy temple national security agency

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Vigorous balding principal's office

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Opaque public bath

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Opaque public bath

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: wonderful newt ticket booth

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Snowy temple national security agency

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49919996)